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omw to singing terribly ^_^ my range is awesome

Aside from some issues with vibrato I've mastered the art of singing well. Now comes the time when I master the art of singing badly

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Omw to singing mascly ^_^

Aside from some issues with vibrato I've mastered the art of singing well. Now comes the time when I master the art of singing badly

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Aside from some issues with vibrato I've mastered the art of singing well. Now comes the time when I master the art of singing badly

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At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

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got a pretty flimsy fanny pack that fits my phone so i can walk around the house with both hands free in an outfit without pockets but the straps r elastic so at my waist the phone drags the whole thing down and so ive come to the conclusion of wearing it on top of my boobs and letting them support the phones weight. never insult sexy adventurer design the impractical pockets might exist because of me

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i think at this point truly one percent of my brain is entirely dedicated to fanfiction knowledge. and this doesnt sound like a lot but this means that one in a hundred things i know are about fanfiction. theres so much fucking danganronpa nondespair au chatfics in here that its clogging up the cache

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kodaka made aoi and touko enemies because he knew they would be unstoppable as dyke friends who sometimes get silly with it. like man . Society. ok so they both get opposite arcs, where aoi gets sakura and then loses her, whereas touko has komaru thrust upon her and ends up happy. and then theyre also opposites wrt conventional attractiveness - aoi is genuinely the butchest woman we get in danganronpa (she and ruruka are the only ones to wear shorts instead of a skirt) and she's an athlete, but because of the nature of her sport and the fact that she's curvy and tanned, she's constantly sexualised. meanwhile touko is much more traditionally feminine (if modest) with her long hair and skirt but the narrative finds her so repulsive that she escapes the hell camera constantly chasing aoi. aoi's closeness to the main cast gets her the murder fakeout in dr3, touko's obtuseness gets her action and agency in towa city. where was i going with this. basically the audience loves aoi and thus she is FUUUUCKED but the audience hates touko so she wins. relatedly i just remembered the THH bad end and i need to kill someone about it. anyway aoi is turned into The Baby Bearer by the narrative while touko's presentation is so fundamentally opposed to ending up in that situation that kodaka literally had her explode rather than end up with any of the guys. where was i going with this again x2. i think aoi and touko should have a messy makeout session in the future foundation elevators that never happens again but it stays with them

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I'm pretty definitively deltaing my runes rn but I just saw an image of sora and wahhhhh sora I love you sora my beautiful boy....

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Guys this is a really awesome video. A really awesome remix. You know it's a really awesome custom remix when they bust out horse machine

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Death by glamour wednesday

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Just unfollowed someone for touko fukawa hate on the dash.... God forbid women do anything

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bonus second terrible comic

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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In order to get to my mint poppets I must behead ariana glinda. #good #fuckher

[ID: a photo of a bag of sweets, sponsored by the Wicked movie. The characters are placed such that to tear open the bag, you must rip through either Glinda or Elphaba, and Glinda has been decapitated.]

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how is guitar like the most popular instrument the neck is so looong how do you move your hand so fast. and dont say effort over time because i only have 2 seconds left on this earth before the

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Person across from me on the bus is consulting chatgpt for medical advice

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Bought mam some earrings yay ^_^ the clerk at the jewellers charged me 15 instead of 19 euro, probably because she had full view of me as I stood anxiously in front of the display for 15 full minutes (I was scaredddd. In retrospect her colleague was wearing an M&M pattern tie so it couldnt be too bad) and also probably because I look the part of Small Anxious College Student Who Wants To Get Her Mom Something Nice For Her Birthday. Anyway this is a win. Now I can fuck off to the gallery

Phannie spotted on the streets of [city] city, I saw your interactive introverts hoodie. Anyway just bought my first sex toy #yay it's a cutín little bullet vibrator ^_^ now all I have left to do in the city is buy some jewelry for mams birthday and then I'm gonna hit up the galleryyyyy I hope it's the same exhibit as last time bcos they had a video installation I rlly wanna go back to but its probs changed by now. Oh well, such is the impermanence of life