dullahandyke

[dullahandyke]

Fuck my gay life I think I'm sick :( I'd like to say I know this bcos I am observant but actually I only realised bcos jacking off doesnt work when i have the sniffles. As if I'm not suffering already

[dullahandyke]

crazy how much your life can improve if you just Move Somewhere Else

[dullahandyke]

Whatever man. I just gotta sit here for like 10 more minutes and then maybe I'll b able to move

You know the situation is bad in the mindscape when someone puts michael in the bathroom on the mental radio

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You know the situation is bad in the mindscape when someone puts michael in the bathroom on the mental radio

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being an irish film enthusiast who cant stand the sight of either cillian murphy or saoirse ronan is a bit like being jesus on the cross. i'm sure they're both lovely but i'm allergic to them

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prognosis on the movie it was a very fun cheesy vampire movie with well-written irish comedy but also it was 'apolitical' and it's been a while since i've been jumpscared by one of those. chasing the director with a hammer yelling HAVE YOU INTERROGATED YOUR OPINIONS ON DRUG ADDICTS AND WOMEN AND IF SO WHY DIDN'T IT WORK

made the absolute rookie mistake of asking my internet if i could watch a movie on rté player at 720p in my bedroom when its raining outside. and it said FUCK YOU you get five minutes of dubs vampire comedy and then i kill myself

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made the absolute rookie mistake of asking my internet if i could watch a movie on rté player at 720p in my bedroom when its raining outside. and it said FUCK YOU you get five minutes of dubs vampire comedy and then i kill myself

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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YouTube recommended has served me a second teto banger by melody-sy

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scientists don’t shoot and kill each other like they used to

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girl i cant go to the arcade you know theyre gonna try to turn me in for prizes on account of im so small and rectangular and made of paper

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guy who sells his car to buy his bf a cock cage but then learns that his bf sold his penis to buy him mirror dice

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Selfie of me harnessing my awesome lightning powers. Shoutout to my cousin Christina who was hanging out in the bathroom and said nothing about me needing upwards of 10 minutes to take a decent selfie. Cheers gal

[ID: a selfie of a white man with curly ginger hair in a sideshave and a neckbeard, looking down at the camera with her hands splayed in the air. She is wearing a striped shirt unbuttoned to reveal a white tank top, and electric squiggles have been drawn into the image as if she is blasting them from her hands. It is captioned, "Badass.."]

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Finally obtained my crisps but I kinda dgaf abt them anymore. Kind of want to ditch to the lobby again and read fanfiction. At least I look hot as fuck kind of disheveled from the dance floor

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Tumblr should have a global tab

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I could do with going to bed. Still havent gotten any crisps