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as much as I hate modern social media occasionally itll allow some random person in their bedroom with the best original music ive ever heard in my entire goddamn life to get their shit out there and that sort of makes all the annoying parts worth it to me

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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Putting on a good face

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess

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i had two perverts advising me at all times

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I was looking at reference for Kiba during The Last era and I genuinely like his design, specifically his hair, so I ended up doodling him. Then this made-up scene popped up into my head and I had to draw this out too.

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some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

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since tumblr always supports my anime art the most, yall get to be the first ones to see my toxic yaoi flash <3

I would love to tattoo all of these, so if you live in/near Illinois, or are taking a trip here anytime soon, reach out to me on here or insta to book!

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the princess and her two bffs with fleas🌸

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in honor of pride month and my drug test yippee

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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team 8 cats + dog 🐱🐱🐶💜

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</3 another wip from the flash sheet I’m workin on

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