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Akaza: So uhhh… my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine… uncooked… Douma: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine! Rengoku: In your pantry! Akaza: Yeah… and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. … How do I make them stop? Douma: Is your friend here? Akaza, motioning to Tomioka: Yeah. Douma, to Tomioka: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:( Kokushibo: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew- Kokushibo: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?! Kokushibo: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN Everyone else: No. Kokushibo, to Douma and Rengoku: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS Douma: YAAAAAAAAY! Rengoku: THE PRESTIGE!

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Akaza: Giyuu is playing hard to get. Akaza: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Douma: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Douma, to Kochou: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Akaza, to Tomioka: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Kokushibo: There are two types of people.

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Tomioka: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you… Akaza: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, Giyuu.

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Akaza: Giyuu said its my turn with the brain cell. Rengoku: Square up.

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Uzui: That shirt looks great, Tomioka. Tomioka: Thanks. Uzui: But I bet it would look even better on Akaza's floor. Akaza: Are you hitting on Giyuu… for me?

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Akaza: I think I'm falling for you. Tomioka: Then get up.

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Obanai: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Kanroji: blushing I— Akaza, butting into the conversation: Giyuu is perfect, thanks for asking.

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Akaza: Can I have your number? Tomioka, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

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Akaza: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Akaza: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Tomioka: Really? Name one law Akaza: Don't kill people? Tomioka: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Akaza, setting down a card: Ace of spades Mitsuri, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Rengoku, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Tomioka, trembling: What are we playing

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Akaza: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Tomioka: You’re a hazard to society Rengoku: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Tomioka: Akaza… Akaza: Oh no, 'Akaza' in b-flat. Akaza: You're disappointed.

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Akaza: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut… Tomioka: You would eat yourself? Akaza: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Akaza, texting Tomioka: Giyuu! Help I’m being kidnapped Tomioka: Where are you? Akaza: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Tomioka: I’ll call Rengoku. Rengoku, answering their cell: Y’ello? Tomioka: Where’s Akaza? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Rengoku: Akaza? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me- Rengoku: Rengoku: I’ll call you back. hangs up Rengoku: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Akaza: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Tomioka: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Kochou: Just rip the bandage off. Tomioka: It’s Akaza. Kochou: Put the bandage back on.