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I just read a Marauders fic about the Marauders era characters' children, and it was kinda interesting. I just have a few things to say :

Why is almost everyone white ? I mean, even James Potter lol

Why is Remus dating Sirius' cousin ??? That may be the most disturbing thing I've ever saw.

Where are Regulus, Evan, Mary, Pandora, Marlene and Andromeda ??? I mean, they barely talk about them !

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james potter 🤝 remus lupin

both becoming murderous maniacs whenever wulburga comes within an inch of sirius and regulus

and when i say murderous maniacs, i mean you can literally see the death in their eyes, the unadulterated rage that pulses throughout their entire body

it’s the most terrifying shit you’ve ever seen in your life, and i know that for a fact

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regulus on his back as james eats him out until he comes on james tongue, legs quivering and hands gripping james hair, it’s too much yet not enough and when regulus starts pulling james towards him, james puts his hands between regulus legs and starts rubbing his clit, reveling in the overstimulated noises he makes, kissing his way up regulus body until their lips meet, making regulus taste himself on james tongue while james says “you were so good for me, such a good boy” before james spreads regulus legs further and lines his cock up with regulus cunt, fucking him until they both come and moaning in each others ears

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Regulus *pointing*: May I sit there?

James: That's my lap

Regulus: That doesn't answer my question, James

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Evan’s the jealous type, but he’s the silent jealous type. He’s the type of person to glare from the sidelines, nursing a drink, while Barty’s dancing with someone else. And Barty is also the jealous type, but he’s loud jealous type. He the type to walk right up to Evan and whoever he’s talking to, place an arm around Evan’s waist, and then coldly tell the other person to fuck off.

And it shouldn’t work, this amount of jealousy they have between them, but it does, somehow. They compliment each other <3

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Taken by Remus Lupin: James and Regulus running into each other unexpectedly

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No magic AU where Sirius is so scared to leave regulus when he goes to university but he can’t stay in that goddamn house any longer. The only time Reg has hugged Sirius since they were little was when he left.

Barty and Evan secretly message Sirius when Regulus has a bad day and you bet he’ll clear his schedule to FaceTime.

Regulus doesn’t speak much but Sirius will put on a brave face and rant about anything and everything just so Reg will roll his eyes at the bullshit that spews out.

When Sirius still comes home for breaks they barely see each other. Closed doors and a cold house but both brothers know the quiet love they hold for each other.

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james “in love with being noticed and afraid of being seen” potter

WHAT??

WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS HURT MEEEEEEEEE

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‘james potter would nev-‘ please have him. i’m almost begging you, have the canon version of james potter, he’s straight and dead and most likely would never.

my james is different breed, he sucks dicks (proudly) and takes them up his ass (enthusiastically) and doesn’t give a fuck if you perceive him differently. he also fucks the life out of his death-eater boyfriend so good that twink has no choice but to quit his cult and start a new one, in james’ name.

so yeah, have canon james. i don’t want him.

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Regulus: why did you throw him off his broom?

James:

James: healthy and positive spirit of competition?

Regulus:

James: he looked at your ass

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In marauders era muggle aus if you don't make Regulus save Sirius' contact name as "Rough Draft" then what is the point

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Sirius: So it turns out I am gay.

Remus: Oh, congrats.

Sirius: Now I just need to find a bloke to shag.

Remus: I'm a bloke who shags.

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This photo makes me very happy

I am very normal about this photo

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Their first word…

James: mama

Sirius: bitch

Regulus: Siri

Fun fact, they are also saying who’s raising them ^^ (not Jamie, Jamie is just a mama’s boy)

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James: so are we flirting right now?

Regulus: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

James: that doesn't answer my question

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I aspire to be as dramatic as Sirius “I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for” Black and Regulus “I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more” Black.

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.