dumbassgonewild

[dumbassgonewild]

there is something wrong with me and i still think its funny but fuck dude no one else does

[dumbassgonewild]

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

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been alone with my thoughts way too much and now im reverting back to a sad confused teen instead of a sad confused middle aged man

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starting to think ive got a problem with trying to put people into a special little safety box where i dote on their every need for some goddamn reason

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yeah nevermind fuck me i guess

[dumbassgonewild]

some things deadass just cant happen and you gotta learn to be cool with that, which is why every week i go down to the racetrack and bet a thousand on the worst horse i can find to remind myself whats gonna happen if i dont crush this right here and now

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biggest difference between her and me is that when i see a cliff, all i can think about is how i wanna climb it and stand at the top, but when she sees a cliff, and she can think about is how bad she wants to jump off it

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i am truly on some pussy behavior

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the older i get the weepier i get and its starting to really fuck with my image that im making myself cry twice a week just talking about someone that died like 8 years ago

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dont get to be happy and lazy, dont get to be dedicated and saving the world, but i get a third thing: overworked and underappreciated

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theres two wolves inside of me, one wants to curl up in a cave and do nothing but binge through hbomax and the other one wants to go on a training montage through the arctic to get ready to save the world and they spend so much time fighting that me, the wolf holder, does neither and is constantly miserable

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one hand, feels like i should tell her, other hand, everything i know about her says “do not tell her you fucking freak”

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for someone without a single religious bone in my body or backstory ive still got a righteous amount of shame about putting my dick anywhere for any reason

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feels weird being pissed at a lady thats a wholeass corpse, pretty sure i wont be getting that apology any time soon, but hey you gotta take the fleeting feelings where you can get em i guess

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still miss that crazy old hag and i can sit here and try to eulogize instead of paying attention to the liquor store line my ass is standing in, but it feels kinda moot to explain the whole deal with me and her and the ol sister

one hand, definitely saved our lives, other hand, definitely doomed our asses to always be looking over our shoulders on our god-given mission to save the earth

other hand she was a pretty damn good hang

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one thing off the list of shit to worry about