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So my sister drew Pete Wentz on the driveway????

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

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How about one for good luck?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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tell me something soft

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why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

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"on the bright side, at least he had managed to go through the entire thing without saying the word 'fuck'." - Cotta, whenever he has to talk to the boys or the press

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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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We know the solution, but we lack the will to follow through.

Give resources to communities. Defund increasingly inefficient police.

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I am dumpsterfire, the God of Pop punk

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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"They don't panic when people die, only when they speak."

Now is the time to stay engaged. Stand together with your neighbors. Expand your solidarity.

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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captain america: the first avenger is about how nazis fucking suck and we need to band together to stop them.

captain america: the winter soldier is about how fascists can be anywhere, and we have to stop them, even if it means going against what feels like the whole world.

captain america: civil war is about how even when there are fewer fascists, regular people can still be wrong and the government can't be trusted to keep the best interest of minorities in mind.

captain america: brave new world (and, to an extent, TFATWS) is about how when people in power keep secrets, miscommunicate, and spread lies, everyone suffers.