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May I inquire you into seeing another one of your finest buns?

The finest sailor on the se-bun seas!

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don’t know when this became a Kipperlilly Copperkettle apologist account but apparently that’s where we’re at today

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Kipperlilly: Having a tragic backstory is an unfair advantage to being adventurer

Monkey’s Paw: You will die on sophomore year field trip and be brought back in the service of a dead rage god. By the end of the school year, the one person you give a damn about is going to die (possibly at your hand) and her faith will keep her trapped and unraisable and you will have a year to enact a plan to bring her back

Kipperlilly: ….

Kipperlilly: …

Kipperlilly: FUCK!!!

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Just saw a post that was like “i don’t know y’all, i don’t think Kipperlilly is getting a redemption arc like the other villains” and I forget not everyone is going down the rabbit hole of “oh, this girlie started planning a rescue/resurrection the instant Lucy got killed and stayed dead and has spent the last nine months trying to kick it into gear only to have the Bad Kids mucking up the gears at every turn” that might only be in my head

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Y’all y’all y’all

what if the Devil’s Honey isn’t about tricking the school to win the election or trying to forget something?

what if the Devil’s Honey is to lie to Ankarna so that they won’t get smote while they try to destroy her?

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The Druid and the Raven.

Once again a simple figure practice becomes a whole-ass painting.

“How am I supposed to get over you if you keep sending ravens to me?” I just want them to be happy 😭

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i read @brennan-lee-mother 's post and well... yikes

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when ur a girl with jealousy and anger issues and you have tremendous fondness for the cleric of the goddess of sorrows who believes in being the warmth in the dark and you're the only ones that like the high 5 heroes name. and you're both girls.

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To continue my thoughts from this post, it seems like there are a lot of parallels between Cassandra/Ankarna and Kipperlilly/Lucy

Mystery and shadows and overlooked / Conviction and justice and giantkin

One infected with rage but trying to bring the other to her side through a little murder

If things work out for the best, I can see Lucy bringing back the uncorrupted version of Ankarna and Kipperlilly finding peace in following Cassandra

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Truly the only time I’ve seen a table *delighted* at a near TPK

Well Aabria maintains her champion status as Lightkeeper with the largest and tenderestly achieved body count.

But I think Liam wins the belt for weirdest most psychedelic shit in Candela Obscura so far.

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I think Liam is my second favorite light keeper but Crimson Mirror is my third favorite circle?

It’s gonna be hard to beat Aabria and the Circle of Tide and Bone

And the Circle of Needle and Thread made me fuckin weep buckets

… what a weird and wonderful world we live in where Matt Mercer heading a circle with Ashley, Laura, Anjali, and Robbie ends up at the bottom of the list (going first is tough, y’all, especially when everyone takes it as a challenge to one up each other)

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Uncle Leo survives too? Yes? Plz?

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Grimoria the final girl

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“Don’t a roll a die, tell me. Tell me how you defeated my monster”

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I’m not into 99.9999% of guys but Liam’s voice can get it

The way Liam keeps hissing “you’re mine” has probably awoken something in so many people tonight.

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Leo: You have to honor the clock

Bryan Murphy: You know what, close enough

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I feel like liam has been taking scary voice lessons from Aabria

“Malcom is miiiine”

excuse you, sir