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@domaystic 2: Scattered on the floor

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Some Madney for these trying times. Also btw, in none of my fics will bobby ever ever ever be dead. Ever. Even if he comes back to life in the show, i will not be acknowledging bobby is dead arc ever. So u never gotta worry about that from me pookies. Love u all, love u bobby, <3.

(no beta, we die like 911 ratings after the bobby fuckery these last few episodes)

Maddie dragged herself slowly out of bed mid Sunday morning. She wasn’t surprised that Chimney wasn’t in the bed next to her. Even on his days off he was an early riser. With the new baby, he had taken the morning feed and change shifts which she very much appreciated. Pregnancy and post-partum brain just made her so sleepy.

She could already smell coffee brewing which she basically floated to. One cup a day was simply not enough during her pregnancy, and especially not now with two kids. Maddie was happy to be back to her regularly scheduled 4 cups of coffee, the occasional 5 with dessert.

She almost didn’t notice the giggles coming from behind her as she took her first sip.

“What are you doing up already? We thought you’d be sleeping in.” Chimney said, coming over to where Maddie stood in the kitchen. Before she could turn around, Chim had wrapped his arms around her to keep her facing the coffee pot.

“Well good morning to you too.”

Jee-Yun giggled in the background again, and Maddie could hear the jingle of Kevin’s bouncer with the little animals above to keep him entertained. She just wanted to go scoop up her babies and cuddle.

“What are you three up to? Don’t my babies want to come cuddle with Mama?” Maddie’s voice was exaggerated, clearly trying to reach her girl in the living room, and Jee came running into the kitchen clinging onto her leg.

“Mama, mama! Surpri—” Chim picked her up and tried to shhh her, but she persisted. “Surprise, Mama!”

Maddie was confused. But when she turned around it all made sense. All over the dining room table were flowers, balloons tied to each of the chairs.

“What’s all this for?” she asked, welling up slightly as she looked at Chimney.

“Happy Mother’s Day, Mads.”

She had completely forgotten. With everything going on in their lives recently—having a baby, Chimney stepping up at work, Jee-Yun starting school—all of it had fried her brain. She had completely forgotten that Mother’s Day was this week—that Mother’s Day was today. But Howie hadn’t. And clearly neither had Jee, because she wiggled herself out of her father’s arms and ran back to the living room where Kevin was bouncing.

“Look, Mama!” Jee said proudly as she spread her arms to present the scene in front of her. The coffee table was covered in Legos that had spilled onto the ground and were scattered throughout the living room. In the center of it all was a mostly completed Lego set of a bouquet of flowers, surrounded by piles of Duplos and Legos that didn’t look like much of anything.

“Did you do all this for me?”

“Mhm! Helped daddy with flowers! And made mine own!”

Maddie took her coffee to the couch and sat down while Jee excitedly ran around showing off all the things she had made. Chimney smiled down at the girls, sneaking off for just a moment to return with a slice of coffee cake for his wife as he sat down next to her.

“The flowers would have been done, but Jee—”

“Howie, they’re perfect.” Maddie kissed him softly. “Thank you.”

“No, thank you for being such an amazing mom, Mads. I couldn’t see myself doing this with anyone else.”

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“why does everything have to be gay? Why can’t we have male friendships?” To Bobby and Chimney mean nothing to you? Buck and Chimney? Eddie and Bobby? Bobby and Micheal? There are so many positive male friendships in this show what in the world are you talking about? Buck and Eddie are so different from all these other very great male friendships. That’s why they’re gay. Not because guys can’t be just friends, but because these guys are so weird. Get over yourself damn

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me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed

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i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

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a hot take that isnt really that hot

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

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Source

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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stop glorifying and romanticizing weight loss, especially attained through illness & unhealthy habits

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This website has a list of cities by latitude that you can search if you're not sure; alternatively, google "[place] latitude."

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”