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Salvaz: Ah. The beast has stopped. Nighty-night Salvaz. [Smoke alarm goes off] Salvaz: SMOKE?! WHAT?!?! Gunni: You haven't live 'till you've tried one of my omelets. Fumo: Good morming Salvaz. Fresh and the morning paper to start your day? Vacc: Hey neighbor. You wouldn't happen to have any paper I can borrow? Oh, can I borrow this sink? Gunni: I need ketchup for my eggs, Salvy boy. Vacc: Anyone got a breath mint? Salvaz: THE BURBEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR SALVAZ!!!!!!!

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[Salvaz whistles in the bathtub, scrubbing himself. Binkey Beaver comes in and smashes a chair over Salvaz] Salvaz: OW! Ow! Gee... Ow! What the hell is wrong with you!? Binkey Beaver: Geez, sor-ry. It's a pretty standard stunt, Salvaz.

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And just look how happy he is!

-June at Salvaz when he lead Anvile after Wizzy left the clan.

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Binkey Beaver: You used me... FOR SHOW AXING, MOVIE SCRAPPING AND CLAN MERGING! That wasn't nice! Salvaz: Haven't you figured it out, Binkey? Nice guys finish last.

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Who broke it? (UR/Sentinel Edition)

[Everyone in the station are gathered around a coffee maker] Robin: So... Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know. Amy: I did. I broke- Robin: No, no you didn't. Flinch? Flinch: Don't look at me. Look at Dayton. Dayton: What? I didn't break it. Flinch: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Dayton: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Flinch: Suspicious. Dayton: No! Rick: If it matters - probably not - but Chloe was the last one to use it. Chloe: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Rick: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Chloe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everybody knows that, Rick! Amy: Oh, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Robin! Robin: No! Who broke it?! Dayton: Robin... Aurelia's been awfully quiet. Aurelia: Really?! Dayton: Yeah! Really. Aurelia: Oh, my god! [Everyone starts arguing] Robin: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. [Robin looks at the clan members as they continue to argue, then looks back] Robin: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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This has to be the best response to “fantasy reptiles with breasts” I’ve ever seen.

Source: Instagram

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Phyllis: Everybody, look at the tree! Aw, I love this tree! Dragomir: It's the day after Halloween, Phyllis.

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why they ourple 😂

Oozester asking Binkey Beaver about the MonToonas; GooFellas before he got sent to the Blurting Out Irrelevant & Outdated Memes stool

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More UR imgflip memes that have not posted yet here on Tumblr

I now have mixed thoughts with Nutty since MissAbigailWyatt ask me how I acted.

RIP Vansaar's Team: 90% XP, btw....

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Melanie: I'm going to sanitize the living area. Norman: Okay. I'll clean this. I'll clean EVERYTHING!

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Since Tumbles release Polls ago...

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Well?

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Binnie Beaver: You are the worst person I met on Clint City.

Casagrande: You are deaf to the sins of this world.

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Eventually drew Bomber McGavsley for Toyhouse & Urban Rivals! I had to redraw him with a 2 sized pencil on GIMP because a 4 sized pencil doesn’t help with the art and it looks a bit puffy. I also used GIMP’s symmetry and its filters & tools for the sand, background & layers.

Hmm, it seems dangerous, golfing in a desert landmine field, Bomber… (°ー°〃)

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“Dance with me”.

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Kate makes things scarier....

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My favorite genders~