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Dan: Alright, Y/n, Jessy. Let's go over this one more time.

Dan: If something breaks?

Jessy: We try to fix it before Richy gets here.

Dan: If it doesn't work?

Y/n: We blame Thomas.

Thomas: Seriously, guys, what the hell?!

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Thomas: Why are you like this?

Y/n: I used too much 'no more tears' shampoo in 2012 and haven't felt a single emotion since

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Jessy: Self-care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that.

Y/n: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self-care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self-care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Lilly.: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Y/n: If you touch my birthday cake, I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Hannah: Did you have to stab them?

Y/n: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Hannah: What did they say?

Y/n: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Hannah: That’s fair.

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Hannah: Thomas won't wake up, what do I do?

Y/n: Did you try kicking him?

Hannah: Yes.

Y/n: I'm out of ideas, then.

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Thomas: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Y/n: You looked in a mirror?

Thomas: someday you will have to answer for your actions, and God may not be so merciful.

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Thomas: One annoying thing about Y/n is that they offer information when no one asks for it.

Cleo: another annoying thing about Y/n is that their information is almost always right.

Thomas: … It’s really hard to stomach :(

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Y/n: Jake and I are getting married

Lilly: I wish you had asked me first

Y/n: I apologize, Lilly, but I do not desire a romantic relationship with you

Lilly:

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Y/n: Accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.

Thomas: What, you accepted your flaws?

Y/n: No. I accepted yours.

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Y/n: [standing outside Jessy's window with a "PROM?" sign]

Phil: [leaning out the window] Oh, my God, YES!

Y/n: NO! TELL JESSY!

Phil: Jessy, I'm going to prom with your girlfriend!

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Y/n: Remember how I said Dan and I were going to have a nice night out for once?

Jake: Yes

Y/n: Well- We’re in jail.

Jake: *Hangs up*

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Darkness: I’m only holding your hand to ensure that you don’t get lost.

Y/n: haha ok 💚

Darkness: Do Not Heart Emoji At Me

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Jake: Can you help me?

Y/n: Say you need me.

Jake: Y/n!

Y/n: Hearing you scream my name is more than enough.

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Y/n: You need to learn how to stand up for yourself.

Jessy: Do you know how easy that is for you to say?

Y/n: No, no. Nothing in English is easy for me to say.

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Y/n: now Thomas, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—

Thomas: that’s because you’re short

Y/n:

Thomas, sweating: I take it back

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Y/n: Your eyes are gorgeous.

Jake: Was it really necessary to wake me up at 4 am just to tell me that?

Y/n: Yes.