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this isn’t autism, but when I get stressed about people not emailing me back in a timely manner, I go and make a chart of their past email response times, find the average, plot the average on my calendar, and then wait for that date to be stressed

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

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5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

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she does love a spectacle, huh? 

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finally finished arcane

summary of act 1

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"not my circus, not my monkeys" is probably my favorite expression. i might plausibly own a circus, i could be a ringmaster, and i may in fact even have an ape or two in my possession! but these apes? they are raucous and filthy and whatever miserable excuse for a circus trained them should be ashamed of itself. i'm a professional. my apes would never. i take no responsibility. sham circus.

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A girl at a coffee shop complimented my glasses 5 years ago and I smile every time I remember it

its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go "awwww really" when you say their hair is cute. people will go "thanks" and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they're wearing. people will say "oh yeah i got it at (place)" if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free

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what the fuckn what the fuck it is real im losing my mind

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Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

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I saw brazillian miku around on twt and as a brazillian I had to give my own shot

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well I better get ready to sell everything inside my house if this oasis reunion turns out real

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nobody tweets like hozier...I love him so much

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oasis photographed by james fry, 1993 ✰

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Is it a tower ? Is it a tunnel ? Up or down, the path only lead forward, toward enlightenment. 🍀🧬

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