dutchysasscheek
dutchysasscheek
I hate Dutch Van Der Linde
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but no I don’t; I want him to choke me(nah I’m kidding) (or am I?) I guess MDNI since I’m horny for some cowboy D * she/her
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dutchysasscheek · 1 day ago
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Bro….this hits different in chapter 6 with low honor
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dutchysasscheek · 5 days ago
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Im pretty sure I caught them kissing
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dutchysasscheek · 10 days ago
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🦗me when the audience are crickets🦗
WHO IS BRO TALKING TO???? 😭😭😭😭
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dutchysasscheek · 3 months ago
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I always imagine bessie as this lively sunshine lady full of charisma. I can imagine she is as Bad of a flirt as dutch.
And then I imagine Annabelle as this lady of the moon. Kind and full of wisdom.
Yeah, I kinda get the Bessie vision. Can imagine young Hosea with a woman who likes to tease him a little bit and being a girlboss, honestly.
Annabelle I never really thought about. I don’t know much about her, but I can only imagine what type of woman Dutch likes, soooo….
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dutchysasscheek · 3 months ago
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https://www.tumblr.com/dutchysasscheek/779805047977639936/i-lowkey-want-dutch-x-hosea-x-bessie-x-annabelle?source=share
Okay but my headcanon is that on the Dom sub spectrum from most dominant to most submissive it's
Bessie, Hosea/Dutch(switching), Annabelle
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To whoever wanted the whole gang together, here you go! Have fun 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😭😭
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dutchysasscheek · 3 months ago
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I lowkey want Dutch x Hosea x Bessie x Annabelle to have been a fantastic foursome.
With Arthur, John and Tilly constantly embarrassed by their two sets of parents.
Can someone make this happen? I bet there has to be some fanfic of this, right???
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dutchysasscheek · 4 months ago
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"you done?"
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dutchysasscheek · 5 months ago
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hello old friend
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dutchysasscheek · 5 months ago
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“for you, i’d steal the stars.”
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dutchysasscheek · 5 months ago
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gulps . hi
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dutchysasscheek · 5 months ago
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"We need.. we need MONEY YOU DUMB FOOL! MONEY! OR WE ARE DEAD! WE ARE ALL GOD DAMN DEAD!"
(What happend to the quality?)
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dutchysasscheek · 5 months ago
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Red Dead Redemption 2 is a Very Serious Game which raises serious questions.
The most important, obviously, is 'do you think Dutch and Hosea explored each other's bodies?'
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dutchysasscheek · 6 months ago
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Father and son
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Arthur deserved a real father
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dutchysasscheek · 6 months ago
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forgot to post here !
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dutchysasscheek · 6 months ago
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Saw this in my reels and almost pissef myself
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dutchysasscheek · 7 months ago
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The way people are giving hosea a free pass from everything that happened in rdr2 😵‍💫 as if he wasn't also part of the shit plans and also Part of taking Arthur and John in...
Hosea isn't a manipulated child. Hosea was a full grown man even when he met Dutch. Older than Dutch even. Just because he spoke about how "dutch would get them all killed" doesn't justify the fact that he did nothing to stop it in the end.
People giving Hosea a free pass because we see him as a trustworthy and reliable person in rdr2. R* portrayed him THE parental figure for Arthur.
And like i said in previous posts; Dutch is seem as the bad bad man who did bad bad things. As if that was all that made him Dutch.
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dutchysasscheek · 7 months ago
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Also like Dutch was shit to Molly but people still love John even though he was a major asshole to Abigail and even groped Karen against her will
The math is not mathing
Hosea also was never able to give up his outlaw life for bessie, yet people find them so cute....like yes he loved her but if dutch had done the same to annabelle or someone else the fandom would use it as bullets
PERIOD.
Like I said few posts ago: people will bald Dutch for everything because it fits into the „man bad>:(((„ narrative.
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