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MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUR FUCK MAKE OUT MAKE OUT

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I see your cards, and I raise you:

Optimus and Jetfire

Same time.

Sloppy style

Someone needs to ruin armada starscream

Sexually

Vigorously

Egregiously

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Someone needs to ruin armada starscream

Sexually

Vigorously

Egregiously

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Hypno skystar?

this goes out to the thousands of other anons out there that requested pathetic hypno starscream and received this beautiful mini comic!!

Skyfire sometimes forgets that since his bargain made him half fae, his knowing of starscreams true name can have some notable side effects. luckily, there is no universe in which starscream doesn't want to service him

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Imagine im sitting at the diner table, fork and knife in hand, napkin in the collar of my shirt

Chat I’m so ready for radiostar art

So ready

-prowl anon (take ur time! I mean this /lh and stuff :D )

Radiostar art coming right up 🫡

my pen died halfway through so it’s not the best but!! had this mental image for a few days sooooo

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Optimus boob is next in the list

TFA optimus.

Chat. PLEAK. Want her so bad

I knooowww Megatron treats her RIGHT

GFUCK

I’m tweaking it

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ContriProwl boobs.

Guys. Please. I’m gonna implode

Not a single one of them has small boobs you CAN NOT convince me other wise

They all have D cups and up.

Boob to boob make out sesh (sloppy style)

DAMN IT

Need to be buried actually. Touching grass isn’t enough

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Boooooobbss

I need to touch grass. Be one with the trees for a little bit.

But seeing as it’s 2 am and I’m in the middle of a fucking city.

Prowl and his absolutely magnificent rack guys. Please.

He pops his armor and shows Jazz his boobs for the first and the saboteur fucking overloads in his panels on the spot. Untouched. Just. The sight alone if those things is enough to make him lose it.

It takes a bit of talking things through, comforts and discomforts, for prowl to let jazz fuck his boobs but he does eventually say he’ll try it. Solely cuz his tactnet says it’ll be most enjoyable. And it is. He enjoys it ALOT. Prowl never thought he’d see Jazz so lost in pleasure and he never thought getting a face full of transfuild would be enjoyable but it sure was

God. Guys pls.

I need to take a hike and go fishing and star gazing SOMETHING

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Thinking about Rodimus boob

I. Sorry chat. That girl has zero boob. Zero boob. But, his nozzles (nipples) are very very sensitive

Imagine if you will

Megatron, with his big warm hands, cupping those non existent boobs and playing with Rodis nips

Mmmmhmm I’m going to explode. I’m thinking about it

Megatron has him straddling his lap, spike fully sheathed in the speedsters valve, with one hand resting in his hip and the other moving from nozzle to nozzle. He’s got Rodi drooling on himself due to pleasure

I. Need to be sedated. Been thinking about this for the past few hours

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Rodimus being a valve mech bc his spike is so sensitive that a few tugs is usually enough for him to blow his load

he used to get teased for it by previous partners which made it hard for him to interface for a while since he didn't want to spike and end up getting grilled again especially now that he's a captain

but that's not a problem for Megatron

Megatron loves it bc whenever Roddy is getting to squirmy or too needy when he's trying to slowly take him apart he just starts jerking him off until he's overloaded like 6 times and can hardly string a sentence together and even tho there's a big ass puddle of transfluid beneath him and even more on him he's still rock hard bc he's got like no refractory period

Rodimus bent over begging to be fragged harder while Megatron gently rocks into him and grinding against his ceiling node and kissing his gestation tank wanting to have a romantic night of intimate connection

after Roddy tries one too many times to grind himself back against him Megatron releases the grip on his hip to reach around to his weeping spike and poor Rodimus he whimpers and apologizes promising to behave but Megatron knows he's lying and just saying that so that he isn't pulled over overload after sweet, agonizing overload until his circuits are nearly completely fried

he'll go limp drooling and begging Megatron to fill him up instead and that he just wants to be full which Megatron is more than happy to comply with pulling him in closer and working his way to his own overload popping through the opening to Roddy's gestation tank just as Roddy overloads one last time but from his valve this time and his whole frame shakes with the intensity

Megatron would go to pull out and Roddy would sob lightly wanting him to stay right there and he does just adjusting them both to lay on their sides where they recharge an absolute mess but they'll clean up in the morning

Megatron also enjoys making Rodimus spike him on occasion just to experience his desperate quick thrusts filling his valve with pumps of transfluid every couple of minutes but determined to keep going until Megs overloads too and with how much Megs loves getting his pussy creamed luckily it doesn't take long enough to kill him

there's just something so charming in that determination and the feeling of thick transfluid trying to gush back out of his valve before being replaced and then some is so debauched that he can never get enough of it

on rare occasions he'll ride Rodimus' spike until he's begging for mercy and gets to feel that fat valve cycle down around him nearly passing out when Megatron squirts

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Trying to do my final quiz for one of my courses and ALL I can think about is robot boobs

SEND HELP (I need to talk about robot boobs NOW) (I’m sobbing) (HELP)

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I should write TFP Starscream/Steve valveplug.

It's one of those ships that lingered with me.

Specifically, the idea that Vehicons aren't built with interface arrays, so it's a quest to get Steve an array before Starscream finds out on their anniversary because Steve feels insecure about it and Starscream becomes convinced Steve is going to leave him.

Optimus Prime is there giving Starscream relationship advice as he keeps breaking in to bemoan his circumstances. They bonded on the way back to Cybertron. Somewhat unwillingly on Optimus's side. Ratchet is there as emotional unsupport.

Knock Out is helping Steve get the things he needs and agreed to perform the surgery but is hiding it and accidentally seduces Ultra Magnus in the process of covering it up. Since resources are too limited for something they think the Autobots would rule as cosmetic.

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based off earlier asks

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Its lesbian visibility week!!! More wlw pretty please?

LETS GO LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK!!!!! i would be lost in this world without lesbians, thank you all for being lesbians and kissing girls and stuff. thanks lesbians everyone say thank you lesbians!

Anywhays, here's knightformers nautilocity first time.... i think they should be awkward and nervous...

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Does d-16 whimper 👀

IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION IKKO OF COURSE HE DOES

Keeping his up more serious act in public, but the moment Orion is spiking him, he’s whimpering and whining the whole way. Orion is likely the only one he’d ever allow to see him this way. Orion knows that and teases him for it hehehe

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*me taking a long drag from my roommates Blueberry tart vape that’s slightly burnt*

*long exhale*

I want whirl pregnant

I don’t even like pregnancy tropes very often BUT I feel like hed be an amazing mother and he and his two wives would be the best parents (CyWhirlGate being the best elder lesbians known to man would make me weep)

His two wives should take care of him and he should be allowed to be insane and have family

Like. I just think he should be allowed to have a baby

WHIRL 2 FROM RESCUE BOTS IS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE NEED TO WRITE MORE FICS OF THEM AND HER MOTHER DAMNIT

Sorry guys

Blueberry vape makes me emotional

(Can you tell??)

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THIS IS ADORABLE WTF

so I've been watching this anime called "akiba maid wars" (go in completely blind if you ever watch it it's insane) and all I can think about is how much the mcs (nagomi and ranko) remind me of bee and nightbird

Super happy and friendly idealistic optimist and monotone secluded gal that isn't actually emo just comically serious (says the most hilarious stuff with a completely straight face) and a great shot

plus they'd get cute themed maid costumes (Nightbird and Bee would both die if they saw each other wearing a cute frilly dress)

Ugh that’s so cuteeee

I love bumblebee in clothes so his edgy girlfriend being there too is even better