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this is ur goat

all my utdr fans being like Who Is This Lad. i will never forget about you rubirules youre my goat. you saved my life

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## NEW FIC ## Photo Finish (18+)

Tenna (Deltarune) , Mettaton (Undertale) TAGS: Wireplay, Orgasm Edging, Semi-Public Masturbation More under the break ↓ ADULTS ONLY!!

The crew doesn’t say anything. They’re used to this. Tenna loves all of them— he says so often, loudly, usually mid-monologue— but he loves good camerawork more. The problem is; his favorite cameraman is gone. An older model. Kind of twitchy. Had a way of making even his breakdowns look cinematic. Every close-up, every reverse dolly— it knew how to capture Tenna’s “narrative arc” without needing to be told twice.

And now? “Loaned to another department for ‘cross-show synergy,’” someone had said.

Which was network speak for: Mettaton stole him.

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HOOOOOOOLY SHIT this was a RIDE AND A HALF. i spent so much time slaving over this fic for you absolute degenerates. i wrote half of this in line for the will wood concert in my city. im so happy its finally done. Exhale

enjoy.... if you DARE....

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66726454

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## AO3!! ## Self Servicing (18+)

Tenna (Deltarune) , Spamton G. Spamton (Mentioned) TAGS: Wireplay, Robot Sex, Solo Masturbation More under the break ↓ ADULTS ONLY!!

At first, it’s just an absent touch. A press. A slow glide over fabric. But it only takes a few seconds before his hips shift into it— before his internal fans spin slightly louder, gently hissing from the heat rising in his core. His screen buzzes faintly. He pauses. The noise, the faint whine of rising current under his surface plating almost embarrasses him; the reminder of his autonomy disgusts him at times like these, when it’s not used to please others. How selfish must this be, to exist for his own good?

God, he wishes that mail man were here. He really, really wishes he were here.

READ THE REST HERE or find me on AO3 @/robophag

I FINALLY FINISHED MY FIRST TENNA FIC! There will be many more but I wanted to give myself a little spin first with some solo stuff : ) im always open to requests or ideas in my askbox teehee plz enjoy thanxu!!!

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CITY OF ANGELS

Donald Trump has authorized 2,000 National Guard troops to be used against protesters, whose goal was to put a stop to ICE's kidnapping raids.

Being undocumented is not a criminal offense in the United States of America.

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AITA for not telling my fiancé I know he’s queer? 

I 20s (F) have a 20s (M) fiancé, V, and he’s been talking about this terrible secret he cannot tell me and he keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out. The issue is V and I were raised together by his parents, and my surrogate 40s (M) father and (now deceased) surrogate mother arranged for our marriage back when we were both children. They thought it was the best for us and at the time we were too young to realize the implications and had no reason to reject to the match. When we were teenagers our mother was on her deathbed and she told us again that she wished for us to marry, and of course we both agreed. However, V is also best friends with a 20s (M) guy called H, and they were nearly inseparable as boys and teens. They also went to university together and shared an apartment but V had to come home due to family reasons. Lately he’s been going out all day and coming home at night hours later. He insists that he’s fine and that we all leave him alone and not worry for him, but I think he and H have been sneaking around. He even delayed our wedding day by arranging a trip to go to England alone with H. It’s exhausting for all of us and I think I should just tell V I know and support him and that we can call off the marriage, but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I’m completely fine with not marrying him - he always felt more like a brother to me anyway - but I worry it might come off wrong. The worst part is he’s really beating himself up about it. He’s so guilty it’s beginning to take a toll on his health. I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to be happy.

EDIT: nvm he built an 8ft creature in his dorm

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so it turns out that the ship stuck in the arctic that appears in guillermo del toro's upcoming frankenstein movie is worked on by matthew betts, hms terror's #1 groupie, historical consultant to the terror (2018), and author of THAT book, you know the one. insane, incredible, we keep winning!

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I'd like to introduce to everyone this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).

This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.

But that's not all! Behold!

You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!

It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!

I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.

So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.

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Frankenstein AU where the Creature, upon returning to seek terrible vengeance on Victor after realizing the tragic existence he's been forced into, takes a few days extra to actually, you know, observe Victor and see what he's like, to learn how best to enact his revenge. And he comes to the conclusion that, "Actually, I don't need to do anything, this idiot's going to ruin his own life without any outside interference, and I kinda wanna see how he does it."

Victor then proceeds to continue with his previously demonstrated levels of making good life choices, while now also constantly looking over his shoulder for his Creation and having the vapors at every little thing because oh noes, it's The Monster come back to Get Him-!!!

The Creature: (watching all this unfold through binoculars like it's a soap opera while sneaking in to help himself to Victor's larder and library when he feels like it, and also occasionally hiding small but vital objects, like Victor's keys or shaving blade, in weird spots in the house) Wow, it really does take an incredibly smart man to be quite this stupid, doesn't it?

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“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”

I've had this vision in my mind for ages so I finally decided to take a stab at drawing a cover for one of my favourite novels⚡

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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

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BABE WAKE UP NEW OPLA CONTENT JUST DROPPED

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adventure times from last year

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is this too niche

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this should have been me

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​jayce talis hit by car while sitting on comically small chair @winglesswren