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how the fuck do you all find funny things to say here, i enter this cursed land and immediately the funny leaves my mind.

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i really like women

Can we just talk ab women?

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Can we just talk ab women?

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50 posts!

You're officially chronically online once you get this

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ough i just watched my little sister scroll through like 10 instagram reels and every time she opened the comments and scrolled through the comments for a bit before moving onto the next one it was horrible i had to tear my eyes away before yanking the phone from her hand what kind of perpetual torment are people putting themselves through. What hidden treasure lies in the comments section of a 10 second clip from the trolls movie with some inane catch all caption. what does that do for you

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yall ever make a character and just make another character so they can be gay?

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Howdy pal, it seems you’re under the impression that you’re better than me

said the slug to the Sun

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I feel like the letter "C" is like a worm that you can swing around like a wet noodle.

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so real

Sometimes you just need to give someone a hug. Not because they are upset, but just because you haven't hugged them in a while.

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HEY

I'M A STRONG WOMAN, I DONT NEED NO MAN.

I'm a lesbian.

also notice I didn't say independent in there.

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Real

somtimes I see the world and think "why would anyone want to live here?" and then I see a really bad ass picture of a mountain and I rememer

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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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He has a lot of testimonials attesting to his effectiveness.

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some motherfucker looked at a triangle and said "..." "That bitch is correct"

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Hholy shit

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Tumblr now consists of gay/lesbian people, furries, trans people, pan people, bisexuals, aro/ace people, theater kids, and @pukicho. No clue whats going on with him.