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dykemutt · 8 months
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deleting tumblr app for a min because life is a little too much rn and my love of wasting time on here is not doing me any favors.. i love u all im not dead see u soon
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a dog named Mama
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“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”
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Animal Crackers for Zoologists
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dykemutt · 8 months
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Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason
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"CHRISTIE BRINKLEY & WHISKEY" CHRIS VON WANGENHEIM // 1977 [archival pigment print | 69 × 46"]
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dykemutt · 8 months
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sexiest thing a butch can be is a huge nerd. second sexiest thing a butch can be is terrified of me
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dykemutt · 8 months
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friends hanging out :)
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dykemutt · 8 months
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i should draw porn again
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dykemutt · 8 months
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Pigeon wings under a UV light
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foal
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dykemutt · 8 months
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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dykemutt · 8 months
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if transfem tboy chasers could buy otc testosterone to dose you in your sleep we would have ftl travel by now. Society If My Girlfriend Could Forcibly Masculinize Me
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dykemutt · 8 months
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this with no packer
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dykemutt · 8 months
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Ohhhh noooo you poor butch I'm sorry you had a bad day at work let me gently comb my fingers through your hair and praise you and tell you that you've done such a good job oh noooo it would be a shame if I kissed your jawline and left little lipstick marks while I comfort you and let you relax oh noooo your hair is disheveled and your shirt collar is unbuttoned
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