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I FORGOT I MADE A FUCKING CUSTOM SOUND PACK FOR MINECRAFT AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF IM CRYING
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Dream Daddy: a Dad Dating Comic Book by Various Writers

This is NOT a serious review!
SPOILER WARNING
This is something I read a little while ago and thought I should cover it given it hasn't been too long since reading it. I also haven't played the game but as soon as my PC is fixed I very much plan on doing so.
Dream Daddy: a Dad Dating Comic Book is a collection of stories featuring the dads from Dream Daddy from various writers and artists. The list of stories included are:
Much Abird About Nothing - Wendy Xu
Let the Right Dad In - Lee C.A.
Dream Ad-y - Vernon Shaw and Leighton Gray
Fair Deal - C. Spike Trotman
Dungeons & Daddies - Josh Trujillo
Unfortunately we don't get a focus on each individual "daddy" but with each story we do get to see multiple or all of the dads, and I feel the focus is divided enough that each dad gets a decent amount of attention. My personal favourite story is probably Let the Right Dad In which focusses on how Robert and Damien meet, along with how Robert gets Betsy. I personally think it was very funny, because Robert genuinely believes Damien is a vampire and starts a murder plot against him, which comes to a head when he storms into the vets wielding a wooden stake.
My least favourite would sadly have to be Dream Ad-y. While it wasn't bad, I just wasn't engaged with the plot of creating an ad for Mat's coffee shop. Again, it wasn't bad, but not my favourite either.
I also like how there's two different interpretations of the player dad, found in Much Abird About Nothing and Dream Ad-y. It's nice to see how different writers and artists see the player dad given he is a customisable character in-game. In the first appearance of the player dad, he ends up partnering with Craig which I think from memory was popular due to Craig and the player dad having a history together, and I'm a fan of that too.
Overall it was a neat collection of stories and if you like Dream Daddy or just dads in general, as well as comedic comics then I'd say I'd recommend it.
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I don’t know who it was that joked that the reason Fang, Ivan and Izzy were on the island in ep.2 was because they were walking Izzy like a cranky dog, but that image hasn’t left my mind since.
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No, but seriously. How on earth DID HE manage to find a crew???
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*tosses this like a pebble onto water but I’m absolutely shite at skipping stones so it just splashes and sinks*
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We’re no strangers to loss You know the pattern, and so do I…
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A friend of mine who knows more about Good Omens than me said that the following means nothing, but I find it interesting that Crowley and Sandalphon sense things through scent (Crowley sniffing the air when Adam named Dog, and Sandalphon commenting that the bookshop smelled evil), but Aziraphale senses love by feeling it in the air around him.
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Imagine for me if you will Crowley’s pleased smirk at how often Aziraphale will sleep after the Apocalypse. Sometimes it’s a short little nap and at least once he’s curled up in Crowley’s arms for an entire week.
One day Crowley can’t help but mention it, his dastardly influence on his darling angel.
Aziraphale glances away and mutters, “Oh, it’s not… that is well… nevermind.”
Ah the deniability game, of course. They’ve played that for thousands of years but Crowley is determined to get the angel to admit the truth this time.
When it finally spills out of Aziraphale it is nothing Crowley expects.
“I slept, sometimes before. It was just the dreams.”
“Did you have bad ones without a demon there to scare them away?” Crowley teases.
“No, no. They were delightful. Wonderful. Everything I could have hoped for. You were always there.”
“Then why…”
Aziraphale’s hand reaches out to grab the demon’s, as if he needs something to steady him. “You were there in my dreams, and that was lovely. But then I would wake up, and you’d evaporate away again. Stolen from my arms. And I would lay there, doubting everything. Wondering how horrid I was to dream about my best friend and to turn my back on Heaven all in one simple wish. And the worst part was, I always wanted to return. To that place I could be with you.”
“‘M here now,” Crowley whispers, his voice tight.
“And you make it as delightful to wake up as it is to fall asleep with you.”
(Sorry this one wouldn’t leave my head and was barely too long for Twitter so it goes here)
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this show is making me crawl back to tumblr for good content
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🌈 Pride 🏳️🌈
Last year I didn’t manage to paint something for pride month but this year I come prepared!
I focused on rainbows instead of flags because with flags it’s bound to happen that someone feels left out with their sexuality/identity. Instead you get to see the lads dressing up in all the colours available to human perception hehe. I thought for this scenario, maybe they were getting ready and then started a game of “who can ruin his partner’s look first?” 🥰
It’s this month’s ρατreοn postcard!
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Few paintings of Crowley and Aziraphale that i made while ago ( ˶ ❛ ꁞ ❛ ˶ ) 😇😈



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My fav thing about Rhys as Stede is that he’s exactly the male beauty standard of his time period late 1600s-early 1700s, blond fluffy poofy hair, soft squishy features, wide-set eyes, very shapely calves, men literally padded their calves to look like Rhys :D
other examples of this look: aziraphale, gilderoy lockhart
These men would kill it dead in 1710, literally the Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans of their time
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they put it on the historically inaccurate pirate fridge 💕
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My interpretation of Crowley from Good Omens as Alexandre Cabanel’s Fallen Angel.
As usual, I’m painfully late to the party but I’ve recently been really enjoying Good Omens. I’m sure this has been done before but I just wanted to give my interpretation of Crowley in one of my favourite paintings.
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