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okay i spend too much time on this hellsite JAKFJDJG

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small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

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about me !!

pronouns: he/him

call me ozzy or toes ig lmao

i reblog whatever i find funny or some multifandom stuff (star wars, star trek, house md, etc)

that’s about it yeah

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playing puyo puyo on the tekken machine

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Hey is it ok to interact if I’m vegan?

no. welcome to meat world boy

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could you give a tutorial for the barbed wire stitching please? ^_^

Sure! I've never done a tutorial before, so I'm sorry if this is a little confusing 💀

The whole design is made of simple straight stitches, so it's pretty easy :)

1. Make a diagonal stitch, then make another one in the opposite direction to create an 'X', that is wider toward the end.

2. Make two more diagonal stitches to create another X attached to the end of the first one.

3. Make two more diagonal stitches that face outward, creating the 'barbs'

3. Create straight horizontal stitches between the barbs, I'd say about 3-5, depending on how far apart you make the stitches.

4. Create two diagonal stitches facing outward again, facing the opposite direction of the first two barbs, closing off the first shape.

5. Create another X between the barbs, and repeat the process again until you reach the end of whatever you're embroidering :)

I would suggest making the X's a bit longer and narrower than I did here, because I think it looks a bit better that way, but honestly it doesn't matter all that much :)

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HOW DO YOU MAKE PATCHES I WANT TO MAKE SOME SO BAD BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW❗️❗️❗️

QUICK GUIDE ON DIFFERENT WAYS IVE MADE PATCHES

For paint id reccomend acrylic paint or screenprinting ink if you're commited.

You can freehand your patches by painting with a tiny, *slightly* damp brush - for that its nice to sketch out your design first, either on a piece of paper or with chalk. This is the most accessible method and the easiest to start out with.

You can make sticky paper stencils (Rattus Rattus has a great youtube video on this, i think its called "all about my stencils" or something like that). This is good for very clean lines, and you can use the stencils a few times before they break. (Ive tried this with sticker paper and it didn't rly work, the glue stuck too well, the paper ripped and i couldn't get it out)

You can make masking tape stencils where you print/draw your design on a piece of paper, cover it in two layers of masking tape, one on each side, cut it out with an exacto knife (if you have an access to a scalpel you can put in your exacto knife handle i would reccomend it, it makes cutting tape take less if a toll on your wrist), tape it to your fabric and layer your paint/ink with a makeup sponge until you like the coverage and peel it off whenever you want to. This is my favourite method bc it's the cheapest, quickest way to make stencils and the edges are 85% clean and you can reuse the stencils many many many times.

You can tape your fabric to a computer screen and trace (this works best with dark on light fabric). This is best for exact logos, faces and very quick patches and is good for when you only have access to freehanding but have limited artistic abilities. Be careful to not get paint on your screen tho.

You can make or buy stamps, you can embroider them or you can make them out of beading, you can use stencils and bleach, the sky is the limit.

For fabric, if you want to buy, i recommend the cheapest non-stretch polyester because its flat and acrylic paint behaves the best on it, but if you want to be thrifty you can repurpose old jeans or shirts - if you don't like the colour of your fabric just paint it a solid layer of black first.

For sewing i would recommend googling a whip stitch tutorial, it's really simple. Some people use thread, some use dental floss - there isn't a correct way to do it (tho some people think it is, but these people are missing the point of why punks used dental floss in the first place which is bc it was cheap - using thread you already own is cheaper than buying dental floss just for the sake of being "correct"). Make sure you don't sew two sides of your garment together, to prevent that i always stick one hand inside but thats for when you trust your motor abilities and that you won't poke yourself, ive seen people hard objects like bottles or jars inside sleeves and pants. Just find whatever works for you. Also if you are sewing through tough fabric like thick jeans, work clothes or leather please get a fimble, it'll make your life easier. If you're sewing through something even harder like a hat or shoes i recommend using pliers to push your needle through.

When you wash your patched up garments in the washing machine just turn them inside out to minimise chipping, like you would with a graphic T-Shirt.

That's all i could think of! Have fun and if you have any followup questions feel free to ask :))

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i yearn for ideas you haven’t even conceived of

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if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it

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i have got to get weirder and more obscene

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Think I've come to the conclusion that if your star trek episode resolves its problem through the application of righteous heroic violence it was a bad star trek episode (different from being a bad episode of tv that is coincidentally star trek, many of these also). The big cathartic moment of a star trek episode should be dialogue or a leap of diplomatic/scientific faith or a dramatic monologue or technobabble bullshit or something.

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KE HUY QUAN behind the scenes of LOKI S2

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It's in the TVA Guidebook. There's one on every desk at the TVA.

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The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness