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my coworkers think we should be willing to die for our store, we haven't had an armed robbery yet but it's kind of just a matter of time

when we do if I'm there I'm complying so hard it'll be borderline aiding and abetting lmao I'm not dying for a few pairs of hey dudes

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some star catcher art i've made recently ! (this is not all of it these two have me in a chokehold)

my signature is blurred because it has personal information in it and do not want to get my identity stolen !

but yes. the sillies. blorbos, if you will.

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unstoppable force: i have coins i can fast pass

immovable object: fear of spending currency of any kind

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wake up babe new star catcher fic dropped

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64052596

okay for real guys. mind the tags !! mind the notes !! angst train has left the station i am living in fear of those fast pass eps !!

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hello star catcher fandom i am back with [tilts my hello kitty sunglasses] anotha one.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63856441

much more lighthearted than the last two !! i hope you enjoy <3

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hello star catchers. i do not know what has been possessing me lately but allow me to leave this on your doorstep with a little bow and then scamper away <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63703456/chapters/163310074

again please mind the tags thats important !!

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hello star catcher enjoyers hi hello me again WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CLIFFHANGER.

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hello star catcher enjoyers i have not read episode 40 yet i am too scared please take this humble offering that was born from my fear of cliffhangers <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63678382

please mind the tags !! it's not as lighthearted as the dnd one !!

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so i'm not active on tumblr like at all but i happened to have fallen head over heels in love with Ro-taniah's webcomic, Star Catcher (it's on webtoon go read it this has been a psa), and noticed that there wasn't like- a whole lot of fan content for it online, so i bit the bullet and wrote a fic and wanted to share it lol

here you go fellow star catcher enjoyers mwah mwah:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63598606

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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sweeney todd making that "the closest shave i ever gave" joke TWICE in the span of like. a week really proves that underneath all of the trauma and rage and murderous tendencies and such, he is, at his core, a man who would have made terrible dad jokes every day of his life had he not been sent to jail. you just know one day toby was like "okay i'm done cleaning up" or whatever and he went "hi done cleaning up" without even thinking about it