earlgreytca
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clementine. like the fruit. slimehxney.
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it's me and i really hope the dog has a outside social life.
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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can something good and pleasant happen to me now please
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getting my yearning surgically removed tomorrow
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a fun fact about me is that i am doomed cursed AND hexed
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine
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you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid
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I hope you like weird girl energy because that's all I got
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