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crack that tv like an eggg

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Polydactil kitty 😽

Context ⬆️

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My fatal condition</3

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this man has fucking Bewitched me. (i say, kicking him down a flight of stairs)

Bear with me as i am trying to figure out his face

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wish me luck, guys, I'm three rooms and a hall into trying to turn the Mystery Shack into a sensible floor plan

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Uva, Queen Of The Wolves

Ch.1 Ep.2 - "Something is Wrong"

The forest was dark and foggy. The king seemed to be disappointed, for his trophy ran away unharmed... But what if something was really, really wrong?

~Enjoy your reading, my dearest wolflings~

I feel like its difficult to find a reader nowdays, so I ask you really pleasingly to share this piece if you like my artstyle or the story and I swear there would be more of it really soon. I hope you will give my story a chance, and thank you very much!

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not enough of a spotlight is shown on Ratthi and Gurathin in Fugitive Telemetry. SecUnit isn't allowed to hack government security systems so it invites its Two Best Guy Friends to come watch it break into a transport ship, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE LIKE "sure thing, sounds fun" ?? They put up the weakest "are you sure this is a good idea?" argument but otherwise just do what SecUnit needs (which is stand in front of security cameras and act as character witnesses). SecUnit's narration also implies that it would have just let its Two Best Guy Friends tag along for the rest of its murder investigation, for funsies, except the cops said no (booooo).

later THE SAME DAY, SecUnit (famously allergic to asking for help) messages their group chat "I need help" with ZERO context, which gives Ratthi and Gurathin such a shock they almost knock their table over. then it facetimes them from the NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM to ask which of these Preserved Artifacts works best for jetting out into space? and Ratthi and Gurathin are like, "that one with the red tags, but ummm why?"

"don't worry about it," it says, "I'll tell you later."

then it HANGS UP and they don't hear from it for the rest of the day.

just a day in the life.

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If I ever wrote a superhero story I’d want there to be a recurring shitty C-list supervillain in the background whose power was changing something’s colour and all her villainous plots would be colour-themed things like “If the city council doesn’t give me a million dollars, I will turn the city of GREEN Bay into the city of RED Bay!” and she’d turn the Golden Gate Bridge magenta or whatever.

So it’s all low-stakes villainy, but everyone absolutely hates fighting her because her very shitty superpower works really really well, and there are dozens of background characters who’ve fought her that are just permanently green now

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everyone and their mom has drawn this idea but thats bc its peak <3

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Ew it’s so weird seeing them make an actual expression.

Anyways I think they should stop aura farming and go feral as a treat

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stanford pines

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you can't spell "congratulations" without at least one rat.

Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime so i am drawing The Blorbo on company time.

also some doodles of me figuring out this vermin

he gradually unshrinks as i draw him. also on one hand, the little paw feet and donald duck dressing habits appeal to my roots as a furry. on the other... drawing pants and dress shoes is so cool... maybe he can have both? as a treat?

(the plant is there as a pun on ficus and hyperfocus btw)

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Last Artfight Batch!

Oscar for @koifishlamp [artfight link] Char for @meowrai [artfight link] Fillar Escarluz for @easeinjazzout [artfight link] Viafarin for cameosweets [artfight link] Allium for otterpond [artfight link] Amara for Essenemen [artfight link] Justus gifrends for @olivinerays [artfight link] Morrigan Mars for @parziivale [artfight link]

Good fight everyone :o) it was wonderful!

My profile

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more stanleys because this is really fun

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🟥🟡👁️🔹🟢

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)