Fantastic/Allonsy/Geronimo! I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. It's a trap! I'm not being smarmy! Excuse me, I have the sudden urge to clean you. What are you staring at, haven't you ever seen a great person before?
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When your instagram post gets >20 likes. Source: Nerdgasm
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Peter Capaldi: “And… I’m trying not to break down.” | (x)
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(I JUST finished watching that movie, and when I opened my Tumblr this post was the first thing to randomly show up in my feed... it's a sign, don't know what for, but it's definitely a sign) I love this movie so much
Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.
Me:

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My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.
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Remember. Remember Us.
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I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger. It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.
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“Have they died more than once?” “Yes” “Well that narrows it down”
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