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brb rewriting cobra kai so that Johnny does his big "I don't wanna give up on him" speech in 1.4, except this time he does that and then immediately runs back to Robby and Shannon's apartment and begs Robby to let him try and be a good dad.

think about it

we'd get:

jealous Robby and jealous Miguel being nice to each other so as to not piss off their shared father figure 🥺

Talking shit when their parents aren't around and then realizing that they have a lot in common

Robby feeling some type of way when Miguel shows him his new gf, Sam

eventual platonic!Kiaz as best friends!!

theoretically, romantic!Kiaz

sorry but I think Robby would take a lot less of his dad's bullying ways and 100% would fight Johnny for being so cruel

Robby, Eli, and Demetri would be the best of friends in another life, I don't make the rules

Cobra Kai kids being bullied by Johnny and counseled by Robby LOL bye

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I've been re-watching Cobra Kai again, and I just might make some platonic yandere shit lol

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MARC SPECTOR becoming MOON KNIGHT Moon Knight | S01E05 · Asylum

You are a worthy candidate to serve me during this time. In exchange for your life, do you swear to protect the travelers of the night and bring my vengeance to those who would do them harm? Yes. Then rise. Rise and live again. As my fist of vengeance. As my Moon Knight.

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this is the giant alfred molina doc ock dancing gif. reblog to take up your followers’ entire screens with doc ock

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Masterlist ii

DC 

Reactions

Batfam Reactions to Receiving a Poem (non-yandere) 

Headcanons

Yandere Arkham Knight (general) 

Yandere Arkham Knight (platonic)

Yandere Arkhamverse!Bruce Wayne/Batman (platonic) 

Yandere Batfam w/ Male!Author!Reader (platonic)

Yandere Bruce Wayne/Batman w/ Pregnant!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Clark Kent/Superman w/ ‘Daughter’!Reader (platonic)

Yandere Clark Kent/Superman w/ Pregnant!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Damian Wayne w/ Hurt/Kidnapped!Reader (romantic)

Yandere poly!Aged Up Damian Wayne and Jon Kent (romantic)

Yandere Gotham!Bruce Wayne w/ Intern!Reader (romantic) 

Yandere Injustice!Damian Wayne w/ Zantanna’s Nephew!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Harley Quinn w/ Friend!Reader (platonic)

Yandere Jason Todd (general) 

Yandere Jason Todd w/ Batfam!Reader (platonic)

Yandere Jason Todd w/ Depressed!Reader

Yandere Oliver Queen/Green Arrow (general)

Yandere Oswald Cobblepot (general) 

Yandere Plastic Man Valentine’s Day (romantic)

Yandere Rachel Roth/Raven (romantic/general) 

Yandere Ra’s al Ghul w/ Reincarnated!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Red Hood and the Outlaws (general)

Yandere Queen Hippolyta (romantic)

Yandere Scarecrow w/ Assassain!Fem!Reader (romantic) 

Yandere Superfamily vs Yandere Batfamily (platonic)

Yandere Superfamily w/ Seamtress/Seamster!Reader (platonic)

Imagines

Sleepless Night and Brownie Delights (Beast Boy)

Home (Jason Todd)

Learning the Ropes (Martian Manhunter)

Marvel 

Headcanons 

Yandere Avengers Day to Day w/ Male!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Avengers Sharing an S/o (romantic)

Yandere Blackheart (general)

Yandere Bruce Banner w/ Male!Reader (romantic/general)

Yandere Bruce Banner (+NSFW) 

Yandere Carnage/Cletus Kasady (romantic/general) 

Yandere Charles Xavier w/ Escaped!Reader (romantic)

Clint Barton w/ Soulmate!Reader (non-yandere)

Yandere Colossus/Piotr Rasputin w/ Soulmate!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Deadpool/Wade Wilson (platonic)

Yandere Peter Maximoff (general) 

Yandere Amazing Spider-Man!Peter Parker (general)

Yandere Peter Parker/Spider-Man x Kid!Reader (platonic) 

Yandere Pepper Potts w/ Shy!Reader (platonic)

Yandere Pietro Maximoff (general) 

Yandere Steve Rogers (romantic)

Yandere Teacher!Natasha Romanoff x Student!Reader (romantic) 

Yandere Wolverine/Angel/Nightcrawler/Colossus/Rogue w/ Student!Reader (romantic)

Imagines

For the Faint of Heart (Eddie Brock/Venom)

Stargirl 

Headcanons 

Yandere Brainwave/Henry King Jr. (platonic)

Yandere Cameron Mahkent (general) 

Yandere Cindy Burman/Henry King Jr. (general)

Yandere ISA (platonic)

Yandere JSA (platonic)

Yandere Rick Tyler vs Yandere Cameron Mahkent (romantic)

Yandere Tigress/Sportsmaster (general +NSFW)

The Boys 

Headcanons

Yandere Homelander vs Yandere Butcher (platonic)

Yandere Homelander (platonic) 

Yandere Homelander (NSFW)

Yandere Homelander and Yandere Stormfront (platonic)

Yandere Evil-ish Starlight (romantic)

The Originals

Headcanons

Yandere Elijah Mikaelson (romantic)

The Mikaelson Siblings (platonic)

Twilight 

Headcanons

Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Black (What They Look For In A Partner/ non-yandere)

Yandere Edward Cullen (romantic)

Yandere Felix Volturi (general)

Greek Mythology

Headcanons 

Aphrodite (general)

Ares (general)

Demeter (platonic)

Hades (general)

Hera (general/romantic?)

Hephaestus (romantic)

Zeus (general/romantic?)

Imagines

All’s Not Fair In Love and War (Aphrodite)

Selfishness Rules All (Demeter)

Harry Potter

Headcanons

Yandere Draco Malfoy (general)

Yandere Fred and George Weasley (general)

Yandere Lucius Malfoy (general)

Yandere Molly Weasley (platonic)

Yandere Neville Longbottom (general)

Yan!Family

Headcanons

Yanpapa Green Arrow w/ College!Reader

Yan!sibling Damian Wayne

Yan!sibling Dick Grayson

Yan!siblings w/Depressed Reader 

Yan!sibling Jason Todd 

Yandere Lex Dadthor/Lex Luthor

Yandere Papa al Ghul/Ra’s al Ghul

Yandere Wonder Mama/Diana Prince

Working w/ Yan!uncle Tony Stark

Imagines

Where I’m Needed (Oliver Queen/Green Arrow)

Other

Headcanons

Demon Slayer Yandere Tanjiro and Nezuko Kamado (platonic)

Game of Thrones Yandere Joffrey Baratheon (platonic)

Resident Evil Yandere Alcina Dimitrescu (general)

Resident Evil Yandere Chris and Claire Redfield (platonic)

Resident Evil Yandere Daniela Dimitrescu (general)

Riverdale Yandere Archie Andrews (romantic)

Riverdale Yandere Archie Andrew w/ Popular!Reader (romantic)

Steven Universe Yandere White Diamond (general)

Supernatural Yandere Dean Winchester (general)

Teen Wolf Yandere Isaac Lahey (platonic)

Imagines

Anniversary (Wednesday Addams)

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Headcanons

Clint Barton/Hawkeye w/ Baker!Reader (non-yandere)

Clint Barton/Hawkeye w/ Soulmate!Reader (non-yandere)

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler and Piotr Rasputin/Colossus w/ same Crush!Reader (non-yandere)

Yandere Avengers Day to Day w/ Male!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Avengers Sharing an S/o (romantic)

Yandere Blackheart (general)

Yandere Bruce Banner/Hulk (general/nsfw)

Yandere Bruce Banner/Hulk w/ Male!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Bruce Banner/Hulk w/ Talk!Male!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Charles Xavier w/ Escaped!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Cletus Kasady/Carnage (romantic)

Yandere Eddie Brock/Venom (general)

Yandere Young!Erik Lensherr/Magneto w/ Pathokinesis!Reader

Yandere Felicia Hardy/Black Cat (romantic)

Yandere Gwen Stacy/Spider-Gwen

Yandere Mentor!Jessica Drew/SpiderWoman (platonic)

Yandere Kate Bishop/Hawkeye (platonic)

Yandere Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler (general)

Yandere Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler w/ Insecure!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Laura Kinney/X-23 (platonic)

Yandere Loki Laufeyson (general)

Yandere Matt Murdock/Daredevil

Yandere Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow (general)

Yandere Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow w/ Mutant!Reader (platonic)

Yandere Teacher!Natasha Romanoff w/ Student!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Pepper Potts w/ Shy/Reader (platonic)

Yandere Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver (general)

Yandere Amazing Spider-Man!Peter Parker

Yandere Peter Parker/Spider-Man w/ Kid!Reader (platonic)

Yandere Peter Parker/Spider-Man w/ Sibling!Reader (platonic)

Yandere Peter Parker/Spider-Man w/ Famous Singer!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Peter Parker w/Aro!Reader Celebrating the Holidays (platonic)

Yandere Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver (general)

Yandere Piotr Rasputin/Colossus (general)

Yandere Piotr Rasputin/Colossus w/ Soulmate!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Scott Summers/Cyclops (general)

Yandere Steve Rogers/Captain America (platonic)

Yandere Steve Rogers/Captain America (romantic)

Spending Christmas w/ Yandere Steve Rogers (platonic)

Yandere Susan Storm

Yandere Thor Odinson (general)

Tony Stark/Iron Man w/ Asexual!Reader (non-yandere)

Yandere Tony Stark/Iron Man (platonic)

Yandere Wade Wilson/Deadpool (friendly-platonic)

Yandere Wilson Fisk/Kingpin (general)

Yandere Wolverine/Nightcrawler/Colossus/Rogue/Angel w/ Student!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Venom (nsfw)

Yandere Vision (general)

Imagines/Blurbs

A Place Meant To Be [Pietro Maximoff] (romantic)

For The Faint Of Heart [Eddie Brock/Venom]

Overcome With Worry [Pepper Potts] (platonic)

💕Love Letters💕

Yandere Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler (romantic)

Yandere Knull (platonic)

Yandere Norman Osborn/Green Goblin (romantic)

Yandere Peter Parker/Spider-Man (romantic)

Yandere Peter Parker/Spider-Man w/ Hesitant!Reader (romantic)

Yandere Raven Darkholme/Mystique (platonic)

Yandere Steve Rogers/Captain America #1 (platonic)

Yandere Steve Rogers/Captain America #2 (platonic)

Yandere Tony Stark/Iron Man (platonic)

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Slashers with an airhead s/o

I like to joke that I'm a bit of an airhead which is kinda true at times. I'm playing this up a bit for fun.

Includes: Pyramid head, Patrick Bateman, Hannibal Lecter, and Bo Sinclair

Warnings: Talk of murder and violence, Slashers kinda manipulating reader

Pyramid Head

When he first meets you he's going to think that you're too dumb to kill and too dumb to let you go. He's surprised that you haven't died yet to be honest.

You're going to have to go with him wherever he goes or stay in a safe place just in case something bad happens. He doesn't want you getting hurt.

He can't talk or use his voice at all but sometimes he wishes he could sigh in response to some of your questions or laugh at some of the things that you do like running into walls or failing to put something together.

He knows that you're smarter in certain areas more than others. He knows you're not totally helpless but when he had to rescue you from a room for the fifth time that week because you forgot how to unlock it he's going to be worried.

Patrick Bateman

Your airhead tendencies is part of the reason he's dating you. He was going to kill you at first but when you looked at him holding an ax and wearing a rain coat and you just smiled and asked "Is it raining outside?" He knew that he couldn't kill you.

Will constantly remind you of things you often forget. Will probably feel the need to help you with almost everything that you do. "Honey you're right handed, why are you using your left hand to cut the vegetables?" "Darling the tapes go in with the title facing us."

He's pretty happy that you're kind of an airhead because he doesn't have to worry about you figuring out he kills people. It's also easy to get your attention with pretty objects and to keep you occupied while he works.

Feels a little proud of your more smart moments. I feel like when you're able to have a basic conversation about stocks with him after he's explained them to you at least 30 times he's going to smile about it. "So I saw in the paper that stock prices are going up. That's a good thing right?" "It is honey. I'm glad you remembered.

Hannibal Lecter

Like Patrick he's going to take advantage of you being an airhead. You'll have questions about the meat he's serving but you'll just accept that it's some kind of cow organ or duck.

He'll laugh at your more airhead moments. Or at least smile. He'll walk in on your doing the L hand thing for left and right for the third time that day and he'll smile about it.

Will also use his money to keep you occupied. He'll use it as rewards in a way too. If you're excelling in learning a new skill or subject he'll treat you with something expensive.

If anyone is ever mean to you about how you're not the sharpest he's going to take care of them. Nobody is going to insult his s/o even if they are a little dumb.

Bo Sinclair

Bo isn't the smartest person either but it's a little comical to him how dumb you are. He's surprised you didn't crash your car on the way here. "Whens the last time you had your oil changed?" "You're supposed to change it?" He's going to quickly decide that he can't kill you.

Like mostly everyone on this list he like that you're a little dumb. He's surprised he even had to tell you that he kills people when you literally broke a finger off a figure and said "You guys but bones in your figures?"

Like Hannibal he will defend you against anyone who tries to make you feel bad for being on the dumber side. He knows you're an airhead but only he can mention it.

Will help you learn more basic knowledge so you can help around the house and stuff like that. He's probably almost had a stroke several times while trying to explain to you that you can't use cooking oil on cars, on different occasions.

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...𝙝𝙪𝙜?

patrick bateman x reader

summary: you want to show him how much you care.

tags: established relationship, short fic, pda, patrick might be ooc, i hc he’s going to therapy and living his best life 🤩

✧─── ★: *.✦ .* :★ ───✧

your job was somewhat difficult, yet you loved it. patrick, your lover and coworker, was always nearby. he would hover awkwardly, sometimes placing a hand upon your back when you were talking to others. you were waiting beside the printer, watching your essay being printed. patrick was stood nearby, clicking some buttons upon his walkman. you look to him, he looks kind of bored, but you know that’s just his resting face and that he’s absorbed in fiddling with his new walkman. you had gotten it for his birthday, and he had smiled brightly. your essay was only halfway printed, and you knew if you left someone would either take or shred your paper. patrick puts his walkman into his pocket, observing a newly bought painting that was decorating the hallway. you look over to him with a smile, adoring how he looked. you always felt so lucky to be able to call him yours.

“patty.” you call his name, and he looks to you. smiling, you extend your hand and he glances to it. “c’mere…” you beckon him over, and patrick steps closer, letting you intertwine your fingers with his. you let your arm press to his, squeezing his hand. the two of you never really expressed pda, but hand holding was okay for him. eventually, you rest your head to his shoulder, other hand cradling his wrist. patrick squeezes your hand a little, growing a little anxious. your fingers massage his wrist, just below his very expensive watch. your essay was almost finished printing, yet you didn’t really care. “patrick…” you mutter, pulling his attention from his music. “yes?” he asks, very deadpan.

“hug?” you smile, opening your arms up for him. patrick blinks, hesitating for a moment. “…okay.” patrick responds, wrapping his arms around you. you hug him tight, resting your head to his shoulder. patrick sits quietly, glaring at anyone who would walk past. eventually, you sway with patrick slightly, hands running circles over his back. your boyfriend sighs a little, relaxing further into your grip. you both didn’t really express much physical love outside of sex, but you always wanted to be a little sweet on patrick. you wanted to show him how much you loved him outside of little notes beside his lunch or soft words when he slept.

“i love you, patrick.” you mutter to him, and he hums softly. “i love you too…” he responds, voice hesitating. “i love you more.” you grin at him, pressing a soft kiss to his cheek. “your essay is finished…” patrick flusters, looking away from you. “alright, sweetie. love you.” you giggle, kissing his flustered cheek once more. just before you can turn away, he steals a quick kiss from your lips and separating from you. you give patrick a soft smile, collecting your essay. carefully tucking your essay under your arm, you hold patrick’s hand as the two of you walk through the office. he squeezes a little, pushing his headphone over his ear once more as he zones out, gripping your hand tightly.

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hi lovely! i love your writing so much <3

could you maybe write a patrick bateman x reader fix where y/n is getting stalked by someone and goes to patrick for comfort, but it turns out that it’s actually patrick who is the stalker? thank you so much in advance 🎀🎀

ooh i love this idea!! i love having a bit of context to work off of, i hope you enjoy this just as much as i do 🤍🤍

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.

pairings: patrick bateman x reader

synopsis: you have known patrick for a little bit, and in that time you have noticed how caring he is over you. possessive even, although you could never differentiate the two.

tw: slight obsessiveness

summary: you realise that there has been someone who has been stalking you recently, not knowing who it was you go to patrick for comfort, only to realise it was him all along.

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you were standing outside of patrick bateman’s door, knocking frantically, almost having tears rolling down your face. you were terrified to say the least.

a few days ago you realised that something had been off, you had felt like your every move was being watched. you never thought anything of it until you saw a figure. you couldn’t differentiate who or what it was, but with you being sensitive, you ran to the only person who can protect you, patrick bateman.

you raised a hand in front of your face, wiping away any tears that have fallen. before you could do anything else, patrick opened the door. you looked up at him with your precious doe eyes, he didn’t have an identifiable emotion, but you could see he had a light frown on his face. you couldn’t help but stutter when you start speaking to him, also having to clear your dry throat. “h—hi patrick.. i don’t mean to be a bother but—“ you couldn’t help but let another tear fall down your face and you immediately ran to patrick and wrapped your arms around his muscular build tightly. “tell me, what’s wrong?” patrick looked down at you, ever so lightly wrapping his arms around yours. you looked back at him before continuing to speak. “i think.. i think someone is stalking me..” you looked away from him before he knelt to your height and moved his arms from around you to gently cup your cheeks. you couldn’t sworn there was a slight smirk on his face. he swiftly placed a kiss onto your forehead before getting back up, fixing his posture. he took his big hand in your tiny one and took you inside.

you had only been inside his home once, you took in all the minimalistic objects inside his apartment. as you walked over to his couch, you sat down, having your head down. patrick locked the door behind him before walking over towards you, he stood behind the couch, right were you were sitting. he couldn’t help but lean over and play with your hair. he wasn’t being rough, but it didn’t feel great, you never gave it any thought since you never thought of him to be soft anyway.

“you will protect me.. won’t you, patrick?” you looked back and up at him whilst he cooed you. he wiped your wet face with his thumb, having a small smile come across his face. “you know i will, i won’t let anything or anyone hurt you. you’re under my protection.” you smiled a touch at him as he walked to the front of the couch before sitting directly next to you. he had a stern face whilst looking at you, you honestly felt intimidated before he opened his arms for you.

your head tilted to the side a little, was he really offering you comfort? you couldn’t think again before going directly in his arms, but this time his grip was more than tight. you buried your face into the crook of his neck, loving how warm his body is. he moved a hand to play with your hair once again, feeling protected, like no one could hurt you.

after a while of staying in patrick’s arms, you were drifting off to sleep. of course, he noticed this. he softly spoke under his breath, you managed to make out what he was saying just before you drifted off completely. “you’re so dumb, aren’t you, darling? not knowing i’m the one who’s been stalking you all this time.”

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could you write bateman taking the reader’s virginity?

i always gotta add some weird empathy shit idk why. at least i didn't mention paul allen or dorsia even ONCE!

patrick bateman taking the reader's virginity (nsfw under cut)

Patrick has been surprised in his life, but he's never been so unsure until now. Until you looked up at him with those beautiful doe eyes and told him you'd never had sex before.

Never?

You were stunning, it clearly wasn't for a lack of potential partners. He didn't think you were waiting for marriage - you'd just asked him for something that left him speechless.

"Could you...could it be you?

You couldn't be asking for what he thought, could you?

Patrick knows he is attractive. He is suave and refined and charming. But can he be gentle?

He tries.

He doesn't want you to bleed, or hurt, and that shocks him. You're an enigma, even when he's closer to you than anyone has ever been before, physically and emotionally. Even when your legs are wrapped around his waist and he's taking it slow, treating you like you'll break, he can't bring himself to choke you or tighten his grip to a bruising point.

He even prepared you first, you let him work you to two orgasms before he even thought of himself.

Patrick decides to just make you his, to have you clenching so tightly around him always. It will solve the issue of not knowing why you confuse him and astound him and rejuvenate some of that long-dead empathy in him.

You're both scared when the final moment comes.

It's your first time at all. It's his first time having sex with someone he's starting to care about.

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general dating patrick bateman hc’s

tags: mild toxic relationship & misogyny, protectiveness/possessiveness, jealousy, mentioned cheating

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he rarely lets you leave his apartment

he has enough money to support the two of you so in his mind you don’t have to work

plus, if you’re female, he will want you to be a housewife ngl (he just likes the idea of being the breadwinner in your relationship)

this doesn’t mean he completely isolates you tho, when he’s there you’re allowed to go, but he doesn’t worry as much (even if he won’t admit it) if he knows you’re at home

you can pretty much only leave if he’s with you, so if you go shopping he’s coming with, if your friends are taking you out to a party he’s stuck to your side like a parasite.

if you left without him bc he was busy, he’d probably blow up your phone asking where you were, if you were safe and if you needed him to come and get you.

he’ll try to play it off somehow, but you know he’s just protective

if someone flirts with you, they’re probably gonna go missing

he won’t ever tell you that he kills people, but does warn you of his homicidal tendencies/thoughts

will never admit that he likes spooning you

if you ask for cuddles he’ll look at you as if you’re an alien, but if you just do it he won’t stop you

is a good cuddler too, he’s always warm and comfortable and his lithe arms are always secure around you

will low-key brag to his coworkers about you when they talk about their partners

at first, he dated you for status so people would stop trying to set him up on dates, meaning he was quite cold in the beginning of your relationship

but he does genuinely grow to love you in his own weird way

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NSFW Alphabet: JD Edition

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Pillow talk galore. And he's surprisingly cuddly afterward.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

He's pretty proud of his brain. Not to toot his own horn, but he's a pretty clever guy. He's a quick thinker and he managed to plan and execute three murders while making them look like suicides.

He's awfully fond of your hips. How nicely they fit your jeans, how his hands look on them, the noises you make when he squeezes them a little too tightly.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

I can't see him ever remembering to wear a condom and having a kid is not in his cards (yet), so he's definitely pulling out. He likes to finish on your face or your stomach. It's almost like he's marking you. But, if you're fucking in public, he'll cum in your panties and he expects you to walk around in them.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Not inherently sexual, but he's been looking for ways to tie you to him since he met you. He always thought marriage was a shame, too easily broken. So getting you pregnant after high school seems like the perfect plan. Of course, he's not getting your opinion on it beforehand. That's why it's a secret.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

None, considering he was a virgin before you. Surprising since he's so good-looking, but he's not the type to be attracted to people he can barely stand. You're the only person he actually liked being around in, well, ever. So, anything he does sexually is based purely on instinct and what you tell him you like.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Any position where he can have a good look at your face. He's pretty partial to you being on top of him though.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Jason's a pretty intense guy with a dry sense of humor, so I can't see him making any jokes during it.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Hates being clean-shaven. Something about being bald down there doesn't sit right with him, and it's way too much work. He doesn't grow a lot of hair in the first place, but he'll trim it down if it bothers you so much. But not without some bitching on his part.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Jason isn't a romantic person by nature, at least not in the traditional sense. However, he's very attentive in his own way. If it's anything other than a quickie, you'll find he's pretty focused on your pleasure, your reactions. Some might even say obsessed.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

He doesn't really have a reason to when he could just pull you into an empty classroom or something. However, he'll do it if you're nowhere around and he can't, for some reason, sneak over to your place. But considering he's around you almost 24/7, it happens less and less.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Blood. Not your own, but he likes seeing other people's blood on you. I could totally see him fucking you in front of a dead body if it didn't get incriminating fluids all over the crime scene.

Choking. Going both ways. Not to the point where you might pass out, but he's aiming to leave bruises. He definitely wants you to wrap your hand around his throat until he goes lightheaded.

Hickeys. I know what you're thinking and I want you to stop thinking it because you're wrong. He wants you to mark him up. He's a very pale boy and he bruises easily, so you can apply the slightest pressure and he'll look like a leopard. He likes to show them off and the dull pain that comes when he presses on them shoots straight to his dick.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere, anytime. He doesn't much care about getting caught. And it's not like he can't take care of anyone who saw something they shouldn't have.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You, wholly and completely. He's a teenage boy in love, you could wear a nun outfit and he'd still find it sexy.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

He's a part of the anti-mommy/daddy kink club. His mommy and daddy issues are both too strong for him to view those words in a sexual light. Just the thought of them is boner repellent.

He's also not doing anything that could seriously wound you, on purpose or by accident. So, knives are out of the picture.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Likes giving and receiving pretty equally. However, there's something about being in between your legs and knowing that he's the one pulling those sounds and reactions from you.

It's borderline euphoric.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He doesn't really have a set pace. It usually depends on his mood, which is ever-changing.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Like I said in the Stamina part, he has a stupid high sex drive, so quickies are his best friends. In your car during lunch, in storage closets in between classes, etc. Name a place and he's doing you there.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

He'd do just about anything you asked of him. He's a murderer, there's no bigger risk than that.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

I'd say 2 rounds (3 max if you're riding him). And how long each round lasts depends on the pace he's going. All in all, definitely nothing to spit at.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He definitely doesn't own any toys of his own, his hand gets the job done just fine, thank you very much. But I can see him using toys on you if you ask. He's really only doing it to humor you.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He can't dish it or take it. He thinks he's a totally tease, and he does so good at first, but he always gets too horny to actually go through with the plan. He gives in too easily.

Teasing doesn't work on him either, because as soon as you make the smallest hint that you're in the mood, he's ready to go. Whenever, wherever.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He doesn't moan often, more into groaning and grunting. But the man is a talker.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Something about you acting aggressive or violent really gets him going. Murder's his foreplay, babe.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above-average at about 7-7.5 inches with a slight curve to the left. He's longer than he is thick and he has a cute beauty mark at the base of his shaft. Like I said earlier, he's not clean-shaven but he'll reluctantly trim for you if you want him to.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He's a healthy, teenage boy. And like most teenage boys, he has an overactive libido. So, he's ready anyplace, anytime.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He actually isn't that tired after, assuming you've only gone one round. But if you're both pushing into oversensitivity, he's cuddling up to you and passing out right after.

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Hey! Would it be possible to request Smut #12 and Fluff #3 w/JD? Thanks 🥰💜

Okay, so let's get this show on the road lmao. I did do female reader again because I don't have experience with AMAB anatomy yet. WARNINGS: Smut, swearing, condoms, and I'm pretty sure that's it. MINORS DON’T INTERACT! JD glanced at the girl on his chest. Her (your eye color) eyes were fixed on the screen, taking in every scene. He smirked and his right hand traveled down her thigh, nudging her legs apart and slowly rubbing her through the fabric of her leggings. Y/N turned to look at JD but he refused to meet her eyes, his brown eyes now focused on the screen. Y/N scowled and decided to pay no mind to her boyfriend. JD slipped his hand away, resting it on Y/N's waist. Another half hour passed before he leaned down to kiss Y/N's neck. Y/N tried ignoring him but once he slipped a hand down her leggings, she knew it was game over. Y/N quickly switched off the TV and let out a soft moan as JD sucked at her neck, leaving bright marks that she'd have to cover. JD sensed Y/N had admitted defeat and he pinned her to the couch. Their eyes met for a few brief seconds before JD buried his face in her neck, nipping at a spot beneath her right ear. Y/N curled her fingers in his hair and tugged. JD chuckled against her neck and pushed himself up. "You won't be sleeping tonight, Y/N," he warned. Y/N didn't give one fuck. Her hands helped JD pull off his trench coat. Y/N quickly ripped his flannel off and JD's lips captured hers in a kiss. He suddenly pulled back and yanked her shirt over her head. Y/N shimmied out of her leggings to find JD had taken off his black jeans. He was on top of her again within a second. Y/N noticed the familiar condom package in his hand. He ripped it with his teeth and yanked his boxers down and rolled it onto his member. Y/N wiggled out of her panties and JD thrusted into her. Y/N hissed as JD groaned. "Shit," he said as he bit his lip, "You feel so fucking good." Y/N certainly liked how well he filled her up. He pressed a kiss to her hand before slowly moving. Y/N's hisses of pain quickly turned into moans. As he picked up speed, JD gripped her hips. Y/N's moans were mixed with his name on repeat. "Jason, holy fuck~" she'd moan. JD let out a few pleasured groans of his own. Y/N gripped his arm. "I'm not gonna last long," she managed to spit out. JD huffed, "Me neither, darling." JD picked up his pace even further. Y/N's moans turned into screams as she released. JD released as well. Once they had both caught their breath. JD grinned and said, "Well, lovie, you've got five more orgasms to go through." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Around 3:15 in the morning, Y/N came down from her last high of the night with a yawn. JD wasted no time in cleaning her, and eventually himself, up. Once Y/N was all bundled up in a pair of sweatpants and a hoodie of his, JD pulled out his own sweatpants and laid in the bed next to her. He didn't remember moving to the bedroom but the last few hours went by like a blur. Y/N cuddled up to JD's chest, her eyes shut. JD protectively wrapped an arm around her. "I'm the luckiest person on Earth because I have you," he whispered as he kissed the top of her head. "You make me so happy, Y/N." A tired "I love you" left Y/N's lips and JD smiled to himself. "I love you too," he answered back, knowing damn well he meant it.

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Credit:- @4nglic4_

[eclipsa-sweeney]

LEAVE ME WITH WATERCOLOR EYES.

❥⠀masterlist. ⠀:⠀ ( heathers masterlist. & gif credit. )

synopsis: breaking up with jd proves to be more than difficult when he's not willing to let you go that easy.

warnings: angst. blackmail. yandere themes. use of cigarettes. one non-con kiss. manhandling. toxic relationship dynamics. not proof read.

pairings: jason dean   𝒙   fem!reader.

josie's note .⁺ ˖ ⌒ this was originally posted on my ao3 as a drabble, but i felt like making a little extended version of this fic. your media consumption is your own responsibility, read the warnings and enjoy!— reblogs and likes are greatly appreciated !! ♡

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"What are you doing here?" You spat, glaring at the dark figure standing in the corner of your bedroom. The moonlight through the window illuminating his black leather boots, and the lighter he pulled out his pocket.

It was hardly shocking to find him lurking in your room. J.D frequently slithered in through your window, and while you normally awaited his nightly visits with enthusiasm and delight— now you just wished you bought a stronger lock.

The flick of the lighter echoed through the dimly lit room, and the flame briefly shone on his face, revealing his cheshire smirk. You watched carefully as he took a step forward, placing the lit cigarette in between his lips, the heavy aroma of the Marlboro filling your nose.

He knew how much you hated his smoking.

"I said, what are you doing here—"

"I waited, you know?" He interrupts, taking another puff of his cigarette. "Two weeks, I waited for you to come crawling back to me."

"And you can wait forever, for all I care. It's over, J.D. Grow up!" Something inside you snapped as you stalked towards him. You were tired of letting him push you around, bending you backwards to his will with whatever and whenever he pleased.

Your lips pressed into a thin line and your nails pressed hard into the palm of your hand. It pissed you off to no end how apathetic he was. His constant nihilism, and need to feel superior to his peers. But, maybe that's what attracted you to him in the first place.

He pursed his lips and blew a small cloud of smoke into your face. You let out a small cough, as burning sensation bloomed into your eyes. J.D smoothly walked past you, his leather trench coat scratching against your arm.

"It sucks you made me do this," he muttered. His hand pushing around a stack of unknown papers on your desk.

"Do what? What's that?"

J.D's eerie smile continues to hang on his lips as he slowly picks up the paper, and flips it over. Your heart dropped and your chest tightened as you watch him pick up more photos. He lets you watch in horror for a minute, before you rush over to him, arm reaching out for the pictures. He holds them above your head, as you grab his arm with one hand, the other desperately reaching upwards. J.D sighs contently, he missed your warmth against him.

"J.D— what the hell?! Where did—" Your words die in your throat as you catch a glimpse of your desk. You push J.D away, and begin to scavenge through the stack of photos. There were so many. So many photos of you forging suicide letters, and other compromising evidence that would surely ruin you if they were released.

When the hell did he take this? How did I not notice? You thought to yourself, your hands shaking with adrenaline.

"It's come to this, hm?" JD sighs mockingly, the side of his face hanging over your shoulder. Tears brimmed your eyes, blurring the sight of the incriminating photos of you, that JD had sprawled over the table. You felt his arm tighten around your waist, pushing your back against his chest.

"You can't show this to anyone. We have to throw these away."

"I could happily throw these away, but you'd never know who might find it. It'd be a shame if they were to end up in the wrong hands. Hell, I mean, you'd never know what they'd do with these," JD's piercing stare bore into you, but you shut your eyes, tears now freely rolling down your face. "Make copies... plaster them around the school.. or send them to the cops." He takes the cigarette out his mouth, pushing the lit end against the table before tossing it in the bin nearby.

"God, you're fucking psychotic," You let out a small breath, lower lip quivering as you harshly shoved him. Suddenly, a rigid grip on your jaw forced you closer, your chest pressed against his. You squeeze your eyes shut, another lump choked up in your throat.

"Look at me," J.D whispers softly, sending a cold chill down your spine. You felt his breath on your face as you slowly shook your head.

"C'mon, darling.. please look at me," J.D places a gentle kiss on your cheek, his grip still tight on your jaw and you were sure it was going to leave a mark later. Reluctantly, your eyes fluttered open and your teary gaze met his cold, empty eyes.

"If you really cared me, you wouldn't do this to me," you argued, your lower lip wobbling as a fresh set of tears burned your eyes.

"Sweetheart, I'm doing this because I care about you.. we're meant to be," he replies, as he presses another kiss on your forehead. He releases your head from his suffocating grip, wiping away a stray tear with his thumb. You were a bird trapped in his cage, and he had just clipped your wings.

"You'll see that soon."

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warnings: stalker au, jd is delusional.

stalker!jd who's like a second shadow at this point, the familiar rumbling of his motorbike following you close by. stalker!jd who stares at you through your bedroom window— sometimes even climbing up to get a closer look. stalker!jd who can't help but borrow his dad's camera and take pictures of you throughout the day. stalker!jd who coincidentally shows up at all your favorite places, and coincidentally knows about all your favorite things (no, he definitely didn't break into your room and looked through your things). stalker!jd who chases away anyone who tries to get with you— yeah, it's dirty work, but it's worth it for you.