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:3

Satan! There's a cat in my room and its knocking over all my stuff!

*He places Eclipse in front of Satan.*

( @eclipse-the-cat )

LEVIATHAN. STOP LICKING ME, ECLIPSE. THIS IS SERIOUS. OF COURSE YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TREAT A GENTLEKITTY SUCH AS THEY. YOUR ROOM IS SO CAT UNSAFE I CANT BELIEVE YOU KEPT ME FROM THIS FOR SO LONG. I SERIOUSLY CANNOT. 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐒 (yap yap... yikes.)

[eclipse-the-cat]

mrow meow meow.. meow-meow-meow! mow mew mrow…

(translation: Tis’ my lover! They’re my schnookums :333)

Intro

Meow meow mew!! :3 Meow meow meow-meow meow meow 0:‑3 meow meow meow mew-mew-mew mew!

(Translation: Welcome to my blog! I'm still working out the controls. All for smiles!)

Meow meow meow <333 meow meow @eclipse-the-cat

(The schnukooms <333)

#roleplaying

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⋔⟒⍜⍙ ⋔⟒⍜⍙ ⋔⟟⟒⍙.. ⋔⏃⍙ ⋔⟒⍙ ⋔⟒⍜⍙!!

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*BAP*

*HISS* *BAP* *SMACK*

MEOOWW!!

(translation: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE)

-@eclipse-the-cat

Squeak Squeak Squeak! SQUEAK SQUEAKKKKK!!

(Translation: Ow Ow Ow! SAVE MEEEEE!!)

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:3

(translation: no actual response. only :3)

*rubs against your leg*

mow meow :3

(translation: Hello child :3)

-@eclipse-the-cat

A cat.. how interesting..

@stn-tmblr is this one yours?

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*BAP*

*HISS* *BAP* *SMACK*

MEOOWW!!

(translation: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE)

-@eclipse-the-cat

Squeak Squeak Squeak! SQUEAK SQUEAKKKKK!!

(Translation: Ow Ow Ow! SAVE MEEEEE!!)

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*HISS* *Recoil*

>:(

*HISS* *BAP* *SMACK*

MEOOWW!!

(translation: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE)

-@eclipse-the-cat

Squeak Squeak Squeak! SQUEAK SQUEAKKKKK!!

(Translation: Ow Ow Ow! SAVE MEEEEE!!)

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>:(

*sharpens claws on chair*

*knocks off one of your figurines*

meow-meow mew meow… :3

(translation: This doesn’t belong here..)

-@eclipse-the-cat

*Puts it back and takes Eclipse off the desk.*

It belongs there!

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*jumps back up and baps it back off*

Meow mew meow?!

(translation: Where would I sit?!)

*knocks off one of your figurines*

meow-meow mew meow… :3

(translation: This doesn’t belong here..)

-@eclipse-the-cat

*Puts it back and takes Eclipse off the desk.*

It belongs there!

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=^.⩊.^=

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meow mow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow mew! :3

(translation: I’ll be sure to bring you another the next time I catch one! :3)

meow meow. meow-meow. meow mow meow? :3

(translation: Hello Lucifer. Did you enjoy the bird carcass?)

-@eclipse-the-cat

Sure...

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*brings you a candy bar*

meow meow meow. meow-mew meow! :3

(translation: I like you. Here is a treat!)

-@eclipse-the-cat

Thank you :)

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*brings you a dead bird*

meow meow! meow-mew meow :3

(translation: Here! A gift for you! I hope you enjoy)

-@eclipse-the-cat

Oh, thanks....

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meow meow-meow :3

(translation: I belong to no one. :3)

*rubs against your leg*

mow meow :3

(translation: Hello child :3)

-@eclipse-the-cat

A cat.. how interesting..

@stn-tmblr is this one yours?

[eclipse-the-cat]

meow meow mew.. mow.. meow!! meow :33 meow-mew meow, meow meow. meow meow! meow meow meow.

(translation: Welcome humans to my blog!.. My name is Eclipse! There really isn’t much here. Don’t forget to live deliciously:3)

meow meow meow <333 meow meow @styx-the-cat

(the schnukooms <333)

Ooc: This blog was created for roleplaying purposes. Just a silly kitty with a 3rd eye being awesome and sweet.