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Pro tip: Software devs are hungry a lot of the time

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

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This was the ONLY time I've ever gotten one of those ads

Perfect

Pukicho why do I get breast implant ads under all of your posts, but nobody else's. Like youre the only person I get these ads under and they're under all of your posts. Are you sponsored by a plastic surgeon or something?

I pay breast implant companies to put their ads on my blog. Go on homie, treat yourself. I get commission.

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Don't need no queue bitches

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This hell shast nose be added to my horde I call THE BLOG

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I once failed so bad I got a J

take that compressor off your master right now

Stop thinking u know whats on my master bus, FREAK

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Friday the fuckteenth today everyone

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

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Ok

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Well someone definitely is

"Two Paid Ads And A Trans Girl's G-Rated Selfie" (tumblr, 2025)

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YOU ARE ALL MISSING THE REAL EAY THE POKEMON WIN HERE

QUICK GUARD + MAT BLOCK + CRAFTY SHIELD MAKE POKEMON FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Okay, okay, okay

It's crashing (out) time boys

1000000000 lions vs 1 of every pokemon

Pokemon win

100 humans vs 1 silverback gorilla

Humans win

Anyone who disagrees can rb why and I will PERSONALLY rb back explaining why you are fucking incorrect

Try me

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Yeah I just took the first thing from Google, which might have been the AI thing, I didnt really care enough to fact check

Also the spindas are unbeatable

Okay, okay, okay

It's crashing (out) time boys

1000000000 lions vs 1 of every pokemon

Pokemon win

100 humans vs 1 silverback gorilla

Humans win

Anyone who disagrees can rb why and I will PERSONALLY rb back explaining why you are fucking incorrect

Try me

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Honestly reasonable

Okay, okay, okay

It's crashing (out) time boys

1000000000 lions vs 1 of every pokemon

Pokemon win

100 humans vs 1 silverback gorilla

Humans win

Anyone who disagrees can rb why and I will PERSONALLY rb back explaining why you are fucking incorrect

Try me

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I honestly dont understand how the hell people fight for lions

Also, if I am debating with someone on hard lion side, I always have one card to pull on them

4 billion Spindas is a lot of Spindas

Okay, okay, okay

It's crashing (out) time boys

1000000000 lions vs 1 of every pokemon

Pokemon win

100 humans vs 1 silverback gorilla

Humans win

Anyone who disagrees can rb why and I will PERSONALLY rb back explaining why you are fucking incorrect

Try me

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Should I watch Dragon Ball specifically to understand what the hell is going on here?

Okay, okay, okay

It's crashing (out) time boys

1000000000 lions vs 1 of every pokemon

Pokemon win

100 humans vs 1 silverback gorilla

Humans win

Anyone who disagrees can rb why and I will PERSONALLY rb back explaining why you are fucking incorrect

Try me

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1 billion banana

Okay, okay, okay

It's crashing (out) time boys

1000000000 lions vs 1 of every pokemon

Pokemon win

100 humans vs 1 silverback gorilla

Humans win

Anyone who disagrees can rb why and I will PERSONALLY rb back explaining why you are fucking incorrect

Try me

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OH SHI-

Okay, okay, okay

It's crashing (out) time boys

1000000000 lions vs 1 of every pokemon

Pokemon win

100 humans vs 1 silverback gorilla

Humans win

Anyone who disagrees can rb why and I will PERSONALLY rb back explaining why you are fucking incorrect

Try me

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Okay @1isnotmyfavoritenumber I think I understand your arguement better now

I am operating under the assumption that the both the humans and the gorilla are motivated, not bloodthirsty

I have a hypothetical to show how we could potentially motivate every party:

If humans win, all dead humans are revived and everyone gets a billion dollars. This can make the humans want to fight, but they can still be incredibly scared.

For the gorilla, we can take its child.

So this is the logic that I am personally operating under, and I believe that in this case humans will be able to win.

Okay, okay, okay

It's crashing (out) time boys

1000000000 lions vs 1 of every pokemon

Pokemon win

100 humans vs 1 silverback gorilla

Humans win

Anyone who disagrees can rb why and I will PERSONALLY rb back explaining why you are fucking incorrect

Try me

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It's funny to have this no note post next to one with almost 100 actual non-rb bait notes

DELTARUNE NOW!!!!!!!!!!