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Ultim8 Dirk........ Fucking regular Dirk........ And Alpha Dave........ Getting cucked........
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GET OFF MY FOR YOU TAB KID LIKER
its your foryou tab. maybe you should do some inner self searching
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im going to have Lolz draw you pregnant just you wait
equius zahhak found dead 9pm last night
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get off my page you freak
im going to ban yoj from the discord server
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I jurk it to your art
what an honor, thank you anon
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hi buddy come down it's time for your after school snack ok?
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PUZZLE: Listen I know you moids have never interacted with a woman who wasn't your mom or whoever's basement you've been staying in but I'm not some fucking commodity to fap to, alright? I'm here to make sure my idiot fucking brother doesn't embarrass himself in front of Mr. Object-Of-His-Retarded-Obsession and to get a ride home after whatever crappy argument he tries to make about Meet the Fockers or some shit. That's it.


PUZZLE: ...It would be too hard to pick a favorite. I like Twilight-centric episodes. And maybe Cozy Glow.
PUZZLE: Don't ask me any more questions. When is this meeting gonna start already.
[PUZZLE IS NO LONGER ANSWERING QUESTIONS]
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i've been holding back on this for a while but please you guys be respectful of my art. i want you all to have your fun and we really don't mind the joking around and stuff but i need to make it clear this is alter art! we are people who have different boundaries and morals! just try not to be weird.
and side note: if you are reading this jake, i'm tired of entertaining the idea that you have HEADMATES OF ME AND MY ALTERS PLEASE STOP THAT IS WEIRD!!! PLEASE STOP USING MY ART!!! YOU MADE "SWAG'S" COLOR BLUE FOR CHRIST SAKE!! you don't know anything about us or our sources and we would really freaking appreciate if you stopped larping as us!!!
SINCERELY, JOHNNYSOCKS
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there is no hell or heaven for you, only eternal emptiness in the limbo, nothing else. your way to cope will also be erased. i wish you a nasty cold soup.
Alr man whatever you say ig
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