Don't mind me, I just lurk here... Where to find me: Liz on Dreamwidth Liz on AO3 Liz on ff.net Master Fanfiction DirectoryYes, that does mean everything I have ever posted online. No, not all of it is on AO3. No, this directory does not link to the Tumblr versions of my fic. But yes, it is complete. (...Occasionally on a lag, cut me a break, I'm only human.) If you'd rather read here on Tumblr, liz writes stuff is my fic tag. Enjoy!
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@galadryels

being a hat for mama
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The Drowned Halls
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Curious about people's reading preferences, reblogs for sample size are very appreciated ❤️
#I cannot deal with audiobooks for fiction#I quite like them for nonfiction though#IF AND ONLY IF I can handle the narrator's voice#I always listen to a sample first because sometimes the prospect of listening to a certain voice for multiple hours#is completely untenable#reading#liz reblogs random things
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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world
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*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*
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My accountant sent out an email asking her clients to a) not get their tax information from TikTok, and to b) STOP sending her TikTok videos about taxes, if you're wondering what accounting is currently like in the private sector.
i'm not even on tiktok but i've seen so many tiktoks about how to commit tax fraud (they call them lifehacks but they are tax fraud)
#THIS SO MUCH#actual professional tax preparer says: FILE YOUR GODDAMN TAXES#liz reblogs random things
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Just updated my Ao3 profile and realised it’s old enough to legally drive in the US. 😂
Got it in March 2010 and the user ID is four digits long.
Reblog with when you got your Ao3 account and how long your user ID is.
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Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes)
#a classic#sometimes humans are pretty cool#music and/or discussion thereof#video#liz reblogs random things
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#black-and-gray plaid knee-length skirt (excellent for twirling)#slouchy dark blue t-shirt#black sneakers with ankle-height black socks#and glasses that darken in sunlight#also pigtails#...yeah I can live with that#look! a poll!#liz reblogs random things
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"why do I feel so terrible?"
-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication
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I love that photo of Martin and Bosco playing at the water park. Every time I see it it makes my day. Do you have any other favourite photos of them together, if you're up for sharing? I totally understand if you don't feel up to it tho, so no pressure!
Thank you! It's so cool that you enjoy the blaze photo too.
I love these candid photos of Martin and Bosco. They were always having conversations with each other.




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My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)
Me: nothing
My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles
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Spending adult money correctly
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I found the most unsettling poem I must have written as a very young teenager. It sounds like some kind of invocation.
Half past twelve is underwater east and west and north and south one goes over and one goes under one is a hungry mouth.
She is the world and she is the window the starlight and the bramble wreath one is a carp and one is a minnow one is nothing but teeth.
The wind is soft and the water’s shallow and what has been will never be; hands of stone or hands of tallow, we will find them. One-two-three.
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‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves A stately pleasure-dome decreed. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
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