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Villain:
You know, Hero, when I first met you, I thought, "There is someone who loves their job."
And then I thought, "Oh, wow. They're intense."
And then I thought, "Oh, no. They're insane. That person is psychotic, and I need to call the police."
Source: Parks and rec
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theindiemaniac · 26 days
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It’s true 😏
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froggydoe · 1 year
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this was supposed to be a silly little meme redraw
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loafabun · 1 year
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Grian’s upload today
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digibon · 6 months
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i call this one "the bachelor"
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conundrumoftime · 13 days
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Heads up seven up
Tagged by @greyjedijaneite to share the last seven lines I wrote in my WIP. I've got a bunch on the go at the moment and keep hopping between them so here's three recent ones
(Kidnap family):
“Káno…” The kind of sigh that has been sighed before. 
The messenger will leave unharmed, of course. He’ll even be treated like a welcome guest and not the emissary of an enemy. And he will see the children and their education for himself, for if they’ve done nothing else good at least they’ve made an effort to bring up their charges like princes of the Noldor. They aren’t monsters.
Gil-galad’s messenger doesn’t see the children until dinner, by which time, Maglor assumes, he will be imagining all sorts of terrible fates for them. 
(In place of a dark lord you will set up a queen):
“You need not be jealous,” she says, touching the gold ring that sits upon its chain. 
She’s right, of course. All is well, surely all is well. He is here with her now despite the vague sense he has that there were times when this all felt much less certain, and he is hers, and he need not trouble himself with fears he can’t even describe. All is well. 
A little time later his wrist brushes against the ring and he hears a hiss in his mind, a voice barking remember remember you have to - 
She opens her blue eyes and looks at him and it dies away, suddenly insignificant.
(Ruin of Doriath):
Elwing talks, a little, but it’s so faint Galadriel can’t hear. She sees the child’s head turn up to Celeborn and her lips move; sees the tears wet on his cheeks as he tells her of the halls of Mandos and of the rest and peace and joy and sanctuary they hold for those brought within those walls. The Sindar may not know Aman, but they know death very well.
The rain begins to cease towards the afternoon. They agree to continue until nightfall rather than seek shelter sooner. Elwing grows drowsy as they ride and in the end Celeborn ties her wrapped against his chest with the cloak, lets her sleep sagged back against him. Galadriel draws closer and watches her; her eyes flicker with some dreams that are, hopefully, peaceful.
No-pressure-at-all tagging for: @thecoziestbean @stitchingatthecircuitboard @bad-surprise @nocaptainonthisship @the-sweet-hibiscus
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cloudstarcats · 2 years
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Do you think that Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua just get together and mourn the shit they lost?
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twcfaces · 8 months
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Pokémuse Meme!
Harvey Dent : Normal/Steel Type
Ability : Justified [Hidden Ability : Super Luck]
Moves : Iron Defense, Metal Burst, Double-Edge, Guillotine
Held Item : Lucky Coin
'Dex Entry :
[The Daylight Knight of Gotham, this steel-clad warrior has a very strong sense of justice and strikes back relentlessly at the foulest foes, determined to bring Gotham's darkness to light.]
USE ITEM : VIAL OF ACID?
Two-Face : Poison/Dark Type
Ability : Corrosion [ Hidden Ability : Contrary]
Moves : Acid Spray, Beat Up, Payback, Double Team
Held Item : Half-Lucky Coin
'Dex Entry :
[Forever of two minds about everything, Two-Face is an unpredictable criminal element in Gotham City that relies heavily on Luck to make decisions for him. Previously Harvey Dent.]
tagged by : stole it!
tagging : steal it!
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artworks-things · 11 months
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>:)
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maineventshinku · 10 months
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Happy Double or Nothing weekend! 🎰🎲🃏✨
Today we’re gonna play another game of ✨Expression meme✨
This time w Emoji shown below!
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The rules are simple:
I can only draw current wrestlers this time (AEW/NJPW/WWE/NXT/Misc.)
You can only request one(1) wrestler+emoji per ask; you’re free to request another if you wish. No spamming [ie; wrestler + emoji]
Feel free to select an emoji on your phone not listed on this image (it has to be a face)
Anon asks will be open for request
The requests will end around 9pm EST my time
Please note that I may not get thru everyone’s request, I may be a bit quick but I’m also slow for this week; have outside stuff to do on the side as well, w family & all
Have fun! ✨💖✨
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shutinthenutouse · 6 months
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Hero: that's ridiculous. Villain doesn't have a crush on me
Hero Sidekick: yes they do
Superhero: yes they do
Villain: yes I do!
Source: idk or my friend
I imagine Villain saying this from a hiding spot lol
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theindiemaniac · 16 days
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It’s true 😏
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gracepostsmemes · 1 month
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Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)
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butyoutoldmeiwasfunny · 2 months
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digibon · 10 months
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If everything's a fetish then someone out there must *reaaaaally* like tetris
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