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Hypothetical for the Life is Strange and Lost Records fandoms:

Would Bloom and Rage handle* Frank Bowers better than Max and Chloe could handle Corey Lichfield?

*Handle in this case meaning to neutralise as a threat.

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I don’t know what death stranding is about and by now I’m too afraid to ask.

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This is amazeballs

Cassian, Melshi, and K2 on their day off (they were grounded)

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Can anyone recommend me some LIS fan fics?

I’m looking for slow burn, romantic, fairly close to canon, perhaps even slice of life Pricefield stuff. I don’t mind risqué stuff, but I’d prefer something more plot than porn.

I’m looking for something to take my mind off things for a couple of days/weeks/the rest of my life.

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I have no idea who this girl is, but she reminds me of Nora Malakian.

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The game isn’t as beloved as the others in the series, but I have to say I think haven springs probably has the nicest setting of all the Life is Strange games.

It’s far too nice to be a real place, but if it was I’d absolutely love to live there.

If I were American, that is.

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Me after finding out I have to kill everyone in the tri-state area to save Kat Mikaelsen.

"bae over bay people are fucking heartless" and you're telling me as i'm playing lost record bloom & rage that if I had time travel powers or other super powers and I could save Kat that I wouldn't kill everyone in the entire tri-state area. probably with my own bare hands. you don't love like me bitch get out of the fucking way

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

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I got told I’m being made redundant last Wednesday.

The great thing about that is that it gives me more time to be afraid of homelessness or going back to my awful, awful evangelical family.

BUT THAT’S CAPITALISM BABY!

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The End of the World Party is still a rager.

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Back in the day, my old headcanon was that Frank Bowers was Kate Marsh’s half brother.

Ten years later it’s still my headcanon and you can tear it from my cold dead hands.

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Going through the original Life is Strange for the first time since about 2018, I really do think Deck Nine dropped the ball when it came to Chloe Price’s characterisation post-Before the Storm, especially when it comes to her relationship with Max.

Like, Chloe doesn’t have many positive relationships at all, but the ones she does have are very much ride or die.

I could see Max breaking up with Chloe (don’t @me — she’s done it before) but Chloe would never, ever break up with Max. At worst, I could see Chloe getting really anxious that Max is going to break up with her, which would cause some tension, but not actually go through with it.

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YOU FOOLS

DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HOW BAD 2016 WAS?

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

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James Amber sucked as an attorney. I could put up a pretty good argument against Wells right now and I’m drunk.