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Stinky man 🌝

A tiny doodle from my sketch dump.

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Started reading Astérix et le chaudron and...this is such a good story. They cooked so well. I mean the plot and this whole "Cauldron dilemma" are so interesting and engaging. And God...Asterix and Obelix crying scene made me cry. It was so well delivered. Such an emotional piece of art. This is the first time we can see Asterix like that? I guess? This broke my heart but was so heartwarming and wholesome.

And Uderzo did such a fantastic illustrations. They are so different. Much more detailed. Color palette is kinda different. Expressions, frames... Everything is so fresh. I'm so in love. That a fantastic volume.

But I will continue tomorrow :D

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Asterix and OLX at the Olympic Games

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Very smol Amstrx before eepy 😴

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Oh...my God...I literally agree with every single word you wrote. Thank you 🙏

Will you give an in depth explanation of why you dislike Asterix and Obelix: The middle Kingdom pretty please?

I WILL!

Ok, so the worst part is...I don't remember that much🫠 I literally watched this movie nearly two weeks ago and I already forgot what happened in there. And in my opinion...this is one of the biggest problem with the movie: it's forgettable. For example: there is no scene you could remember because it's good, epic or make you invested. No. I remember only ONE scene, because of how awful it was, but I'm gonna tell you about it later.

Ok, a plot. I remember the story was really basic and predictible. The main conflict wasn't good delivered. I didn't feel any danger or seriousness of the situation. A whole story is...really boring. Sometimes just you need to say that. I always want to search for true reason why I don't like a piece of art. But sometimes the reason is...something is boring. Just like this movie. Good grief, it's so boring. And looks boring. Frames, montage, colors...looks so uncreative, it hurts.

You know what also hurts? Characters. What did they do to these poor characters? Asterix and Obelix aren't characters to me here. They are so souless, so flat. Their interactions, relationship...was so uninteresting. I didn't feel they are husbands best friends forever. This is not what Asterix and Obelix supposed to be. In my opinion you can make a movie with basic plot and clichés, BUT characters have to be intresting. You need to feel them, see their personalities, their goals. You need to cheer for them. But what's the point of the movie if plot and character suck so hard you can't even listen to them talking? I'm so sad for these actors cuz they tried but script was so awful. New characters aren't interesting. I hope there will be one...just one character I will like. But nope. There wasn't any. Every single character is so poor written. Even in God Save Britannia had this cool Miss Macintosh. I LOVED HER. She was interesting enough and very likeable. Do you remember names of new characters from TMK? Cuz I don't.

Oh, and speaking of characters...what the FUCK did they do do poor Caesar??!!! My man!! Vincent Cassel, I am so fucking sorry. This is one of the biggest crimes in my opinion. Caesar can be a goofy sometimes and I love it. But don't make him stupid af. This is a very powerful character with a lot of personality, charisma and you feel he is threat to Gauls. BUT HERE he is soooo goofy, so stupid ...and...this fucking pigeon fart/shit scene. Oh. My. God. This scene/joke pissed me so hard xD I know he was silly in Mission Cleopatra but you still can tell he is the Boss here. He has a charisma and you can like him.

Ok, next. Relationships between characters are so weird and there is no chemistry. Oh, and romance. Why? Just don't to it or do it right. Romance is not so easy to write. You need to feel chemistry between characters. Those emotions. I'm sorry, all this stuff didn't work for me neither :(

And...Falbala subplot??? Excuse me? What was that? XD I don't even know!

Oh...and jokes. I smiled only on We Will Rock You/Antivirus joke. That's all. Jokes are so unfunny :( And this is so sad cuz Asterix comics and movies are funny. The jokes are so bad delivered. Even GSB had some funny moment. Sorry, but ID boat joke always makes me laugh so hard!

Eh...

This movie...is just...it's there. It exsists. Don't recommend it to anyone. Watch all animated adaptations and Mission Cleopatra instead.

If you enjoyed this movie, I'm so jealous of you. I'm serious. I want to tell that joy too. Anyway...

Thanks for coming to my TED talk!

Thank you for message and sorry for my grammar mistakes. English is not my first language <\3💖

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I know you are joking, but I swear I have never thought about MR by looking at that doodle 😆

LIKE THE POEM SAID BY A LADY RAT IN REEED~🎶🎶🎶

Old doodle I did a few months ago. I'm not even sorry!

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I'm think...I'm gonna rewatch Secret of the Magic Potion today! And Asterix Conquers America too??

What's your opinion on this movie?

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Finished watching K-POP Demon Hunters and...

Ok, so. I'm not gonna spoil anything ofc but the story is very simple. They used some well known clichés and sometimes the story slow down. I wont be surprised if you'll say this is "boring" part. Anyway story is engaiging enough. You WANT to watch it. I couldn't stop, seriously. This is really a simple but good written story with a beautiful message. I'm a huge fan of this well balanced drama/comedy. It's good. Oh, and the climax. It's so deserved.

Characters are so awesome. I love main trio and ofc villains. Even side characters are really nice (BOBBY, I LOVE YOU). But some characters had so little screentime I forgot they exists. And I was like "BRUH YOU ARE STILL THERE". But the most important is: main cast is fantastic. Main characters are wonderful. They are so real. Their relationships is believable.

Animation and music...of good Lord. GOD. TIER. I swear. Songs are amazing and very catchy. Oh, and animation, colors, frames, shapes, designs, EXPRESSIONS are FAN-TA-STIC. This is one of the best looking movie I have ever seen.

And...this movie is a good example how to made gross jokes and they work. I'm so in love.

Seriously. Watch this movie. I'm beggin' you.

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MY LITTLE SODA POP🎶

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Ok, K-POP Demon Hunters OST is great. Oh God....can't wait to see the movie

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AUDREY NUNA AND REI AMI ON OST

I'M GONNA FAINTTTTT

K-POP DEMON HUNTERS DAY

LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!

I AM SO EXCITED!!!!

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K-POP DEMON HUNTERS DAY

LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!

I AM SO EXCITED!!!!

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LIKE THE POEM SAID BY A LADY RAT IN REEED~🎶🎶🎶

Old doodle I did a few months ago. I'm not even sorry!

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Little Bunny Man 🐇

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Ok, so...Idéfix got his own TV show. Is anybody watching it? What do you think?

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LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!

FINALLY!!!

I'm in Asterix mode rn I decided to rewatch Little Nicholas (2009) movie. AAAHH. After all these years! Its such a sweet, little movie. I still like it 💖

Btw Little Nicholas is my childhood. I LOVE these books. I need to reread it soon.

If I remember right...there will be Asterix reference in the movie!

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I'm in Asterix mode rn I decided to rewatch Little Nicholas (2009) movie. AAAHH. After all these years! Its such a sweet, little movie. I still like it 💖

Btw Little Nicholas is my childhood. I LOVE these books. I need to reread it soon.

If I remember right...there will be Asterix reference in the movie!

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I'd like to rewatch next Asterix movie today...but which one? 🫣

12 tasks or Asterix Conquers America again hehehe.