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dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

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*INTERMISSION*

I've been suffering on and off migraines for a few weeks now, hence there being gaps in this saga.

It will resume soon.

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January 11th 2020

Found B4. His head was spinning on a turntable, his torso walking around with my legs where his arms should be.

I'm beginning to think this wasn't his doing!

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January 10th 2020

BLACKOUT! Jeez! Those legs have some power drain, so I ditched them. Not sure what is worse, walking with those or on my hands!

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January 7th 2020

These knees are definitely...looser than my own. I've had to lock them to stop buckling. Now I'm wandering these dark corridors like I'm on stilts!

Not cool!

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January 6th 2020

What's worse? Not being able to find my legs, or finding B4s legs?!

These are definitely...unstable compared to my own.

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January 5th 2020

This is undignified! Where are my legs?!

Well at least I found the problem, B4 was on a timed standby. He reactivated about 24 hours after I shut him down.

I still don't know how he dismantled me without damaging me...

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January 4th 2020

I've managed remote access to one hand and managed to re-tune my voice. Did B4 manage this? After everything I did for him?

I was so sure I shut him down, I'll have to check what other changes "Often Wrong" made...

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January 3rd 2020

Uuurrrr$%#@?!...

Whhhaaaaa$%#@?!...

What....haaaapeneeeed?

Oh no...

*notices limbs and torso spread haphazardly on a table*

Is this a literal representation of a human hangover?

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December 27th 2019

Ugh...might give myself some downtime for the next few days, who knew being this nice is this exhausting!?

Need to shut B4 down first, I'd hate to imagine what he'd do without supervision!

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December 26th 2019

B4 seems pleased, he's still wearing that tacky jumper I replicated (it has lights in it like the traditional trees, I don't want to see a naked android, let alone my twin, wrapped in string lights again!)

I wonder what Data is doing? Probably something wholesome and 'human'.

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December 25th 2019

For some reason I felt bad about how I treated B4, he's technically a child in his head, still learning.

So whilst I put him in Standby, I replicated a few things (a Christmas Tree, Hanukkah Lamp, various traditional food from different ancient Earth Faith's etc).

Maybe he will appreciate this, I don't know. What i do know is I won't be this generous forever!

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December 24th 2019

"HMMMmmmm...mmmmmm....hgggnnnnnnnmmm..."

*RrRrRriiiiiip*

"What are you trying to say?"

"I'm...I'm...S s s...."

*Lore belts B4 across his cranium*

"Try that again Bee"

"I'm sorry Brother...I love you Brother..."

*a look of guilt and pity appears on Lore's face*

"Alright, I'll get you down...and I...you're ok Bee..."

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December 23rd 2019

Duct Tape! So far the best invention of the 21st century!

Not only does it work well to keep B4s mouth shut, it works well to attach him to the wall...if you use enough!

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December 22nd 2019

...Oooor I could just take a few steps outside and see B4 just stood there, still as anything.

*steps closer*

"OH FOR FU$#SAKE!! THAT'S NOT A POWER PORT!"

I never knew an android could become traumatized but I think I just experienced the closest thing to it!

I believe he'd recently learned about Christmas, "...OK Bee, but the lights?", "I like trees, pretty with lights"...so he wanted to BE a Christmas Tree. If he was organic he would have throttled himself...and I am NOT going into detail on where he plugged them into himself!!!

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December 21st 2019

Naked or not I still need to locate B4. He broke my tracker last week so I'll either have to put together a scanner for something unique used in our construction, so either tripolymer, molybdenum-cobalt, polyalloy, cortenide or duranium...or look by foot!