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This made me bust out laughing

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HAPPY PRIDE

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mutuals please do this to me

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H! R! T! T! O!!! G-O!!!!!

You! can! take! testo—sterone!

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Frying pans! Who knew, right?

Sometimes I have videos planned out in advance, sometimes I’m throwing out an old pan and can’t resist!

(There actually isn’t much pan content on my Patreon, but here’s the link anyway!)

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4000cc breast implants :)

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos

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runescape is the funniest game imaginable

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im on season 2 and this is what I've gathered so far

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!