effervescentslut

[effervescentslut]

thiccy's writing archives

dating a gen z girl headcanons (edward cullen)

how you meet headcanons(edward cullen)

biggs darklighter's sister dating luke headcanons (luke skywalker)

how you meet headcanons (fred and george weasley)

[effervescentslut]

#cinematic parallels  (insp.)

[effervescentslut]

THE BATMAN (2022)

[effervescentslut]

Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne/Batman in The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves

[effervescentslut]

That scene in Shrek 2 where they’re staying in Fiona’s childhood bedroom and he can’t sleep… powerful

[effervescentslut]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[effervescentslut]

#done

[effervescentslut]

“We only need one box”

(via)

[effervescentslut]

I hope he has a nice day

[effervescentslut]

Hazy fall day in Kananaskis, Alberta [OC][4160x6240] - Author: hmack87 on reddit

[effervescentslut]

[effervescentslut]

“You think he’s compensating for something?” 20 YEARS OF SHREK (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson

[effervescentslut]

derek morgan, comedian

[effervescentslut]

jesus christ y'all thank you so much for 1k notes omg

dating a gen z girl | edward cullen

Pairing: Edward Cullen x Fem!Reader

Category: Fluff with a dash of sexual references (you’re welcome)

Content Warnings: Sexual references, maybe some curse words 

A/N: Friendly reminder that my requests are open if your thirst for Edward isn’t quenched ;) Here are the rules to read before sending in your requests!

first of all

he’s definitely your lock screen on your phone

it’s a candid pic of him laughing, which is a rare occurrence 

you convince him and the rest of his family to get iphones

rosalie, alice, and emmett would already have iphones, MAYBE esme and carlisle too

jasper and edward? ehhhhhhh

edward HATES his iphone

but his lock screen is a selfie of you two (you forced him into taking a pic with you)

to be fair, he is a little outdated

he’ll use it as little as possible

he’ll only use his phone to communicate with you when you’re not together (also a rare occurrence)

he just thinks that he has no use for it; he doesn’t understand why gen z raves about technology so much

fucking grandpa

you two facetime every night; it’s the only way you can fall asleep now

occasionally you’ll beg him to come over so he sneaks into your bedroom

edward literally cannot say no to you

he is WHIPPED

✿✿✿ soft spot!!!! ✿✿✿

so he sneaks in and lays with you in your bed

you two just talk until you finally drift asleep

he usually talks about life before he met you ;-; so many experiences

anyway

you try to keep him updated on pop culture but he feels… indifferent

“y/n, all of these apps are the exact same”

“honey, no, instagram and tiktok are completely different…”

you send him memes

a lot of memes

he’ll text you like, “Y/N, go to sleep. We have a test in the morning.”

“omfg edward but look it’s a dresser falling on three babies”

“I’m going to block you.”

“at least emmett appreciates my humor”

“You’re insane.”

“you love it”

“GOODNIGHT.”

after he sends that last text, you facetime him

… he immediately answers :’)

edward definitely has his read receipts off and you hate it 

“baaaaabe this is important i could be dying”

“I can literally read your mind.”

you definitely set up a group chat with the rest of his family

you and emmett send memes

alice occasionally joins in

aaaand edward and rosalie tell you to stfu

they probably have the group chat muted

edward also hates emojis

you BEG him to play 8 ball with you but he negotiates other games

he demolishes you at anagrams, word hunt, chess, checkers… sigh

whatever, you play 8 ball and cup pong with emmett

you demand aux powers whenever edward drives

you have similar music tastes so it’s GREAT omfg

he shows you old tunes, you show him new ones

i think we all know that you both share a playlist that’s meant for sexy times without the premarital sex heheheheh 

edward smirks to himself when he scrolls through the playlist and you melt

i’m getting spotify vibes for you both

you make playlists for each other

LONG ROADTRIPS!!! without interfering with quileute territory

when your parents go out of town, he stays with you at your house the entire time

you force him into movie marathons :-)

then you coerce him into makeout sessions oops

you’re going to be the death of him

figuratively

trying to get him into video games

i feel like if he did happen to enjoy a video game, it would be something like the witcher or zelda or something along those lines

definitely prefers playstation

but also there’s moments like:

“what’s the point of this???”

“do your tasks and don’t die”

he groans and collapses onto you, suffocating you with his weight

“get off! you’re freezing!”

he starts laughing as you try to free yourself from beneath him, “we could do something to warm you up”

he’s grinning omfg this shit. eating. grin. 

you get excited which turns into embarrassment

your cheeks turn red and you’re all flustered and shy, knowing he’s trying to get a reaction out of you

you hit him with one of your pillows and he easily dodges it

he’s laughing so hard now

you groan in frustration and leave your room, his laughter following you as you sulk down the stairs

[effervescentslut]

𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬 🧺🌅

[effervescentslut]

THE ADDAMS FAMILY 1991 | dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[effervescentslut]

Antique beaded lamp and shade.