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efficiencyporn · 6 years
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Tumblr banned sexy porn, but they can never ban efficiency porn.
But seriously tho, efficiency porn is sexier than most of the shit we see on porn sites these days, amirite?
I'll take a video of a muscled, bespectacled, silver fox of a man showing me how to effectively consolidate my student loans over a disembodied dick thrusting haphazardly in the direction of a bored looking woman any fucking day.
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efficiencyporn · 6 years
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For remembering shit
Use location-based reminders coupled with time-based ones. The location-based ones will remind you to kickstart a habit as soon as you arrive at the place you want the habit to form, and the time-based one will not only serve as a second reminder, but also help you remain grounded and attuned to what time of day it evening it actually is, and for instance, how far away bedtime is.
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efficiencyporn · 6 years
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First thing's first: it's ALWAYS more efficient when I'm the one doing it.
me, an ACTUALLY efficient person, and my cat, who loves cuddles.
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