eggsinsunnyside
eggsinsunnyside
the sunday is egging me
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eggsinsunnyside · 10 hours ago
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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”
But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.
My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.
I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.
Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.
So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.
I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.
Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.
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eggsinsunnyside · 12 hours ago
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eggsinsunnyside · 15 hours ago
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when I started FFXIV I was a little confused, bc usually fighting gods is the last part of an RPG, but here it was one of the first. so I was wondering how escalation was going to go from there.
I have to say, I really respect a story about someone who can slay gods, but spends most of their time desperately trying to stop fighting people.
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eggsinsunnyside · 16 hours ago
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My paramotor was stolen.
The UPS guy just left it on the porch. Didn’t ring the bell. Didn’t try to get a signature.
Minutes later, two assholes in a suburban pulled up, shoved it in the back, and took off. I heard the squealing of their tires as I was walking down the stairs, checked the camera, and realized what had happened.
I’m devastated. And furious. Even if I’m able to recoup the money from a claim, A. That’s going to take forever and B. due to my small size, finding another small/light enough engine in the states will be all but impossible and C. due to super high tariffs, it’s really hard to get the engines from Italy right now. So. I thought I’d get to fly in a week. Looks like it might be months before that happens. I’m so angry I can hardly type. And I feel so useless. Like there’s nothing I can do. Fuck.
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eggsinsunnyside · 1 day ago
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eggsinsunnyside · 3 days ago
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eggsinsunnyside · 4 days ago
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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eggsinsunnyside · 4 days ago
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eggsinsunnyside · 4 days ago
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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eggsinsunnyside · 5 days ago
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theres truly no better feeling on here than when someone leaves a long paragraph in the tags pointing out details you intentionally included in your art. YES !! PLEASE POINT IT OUT OTHERWISE I WONT KNOW IF PEOPLE NOTICED!! YOURE SO COOL!!!!!
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eggsinsunnyside · 5 days ago
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Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.
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eggsinsunnyside · 7 days ago
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Cry me a fucking river
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eggsinsunnyside · 7 days ago
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Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?
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eggsinsunnyside · 7 days ago
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playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot
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eggsinsunnyside · 7 days ago
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