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i’m in love with markiplier in this jimmy johns tonight

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robbie hcs

ahh... have some robbie hcs bc im bored out of my mind

• he likes puzzles !! he’s not very good at them but he likes puzzles

• he cant see very well, his eyes are a blank milky white

• he loses his train of thought quite quickly

• speaking of trains he has multiple sets of little toy trains! he loves them very much

• his hair is a dyed purple and it just seems to... stay that way. no one ever sees him dye it

• he’s actually quite smart, he just can’t talk very well and he is very slow usually

• but this boy can run fucking FAST if he needs to

• the egos played tag once and everyone was expecting robbie to be super slow so they made him it

• mistake.

• boy can NYOOOOOOM, not for a very long time but he can Go

• he’s working on his speaking and he gets frustrated a lot when he can’t say something quickly enough

• his hands fall off a bunch because he uses them to stim a lot

• he claps them together so hard they fall off or flaps them or just rolls them until Pop

• it’s really gross for everyone except him when something pops off because it’s so fucking sick looking but he can’t feel it, he’s comfortably numb

• his feet fall off sometimes and it’s yucky

• sometimes he pops his limbs or head off for pranks it’s hilarious to him

• his voice is low and gravely, a slow rumble that finishes in a slightly high pitched exclamation most of the time

• he has an irish accent but no one can hear it because of the way he talks

• he’s friends with almost all of the egos because who wouldn’t love this soft boy!!!

• he loves big striped sweaters they’re his favorite in the whole world

• he has gauges !!

• he has deep deep bags around and under his eyes

• he has kinda sharp teeth

• he doesn’t eat humans, at least to the ego’s knowledge. spoiler; he does, he feels bad about it, but it’s the only way he can truly feel satiated. no one knows

• he’s (best) friends with the host!

• sometimes he does simple things like set his chin on his hand or turn his head too quickly and there’s just a CRUNCH

• dude is literally rotting and falling apart and no one can do anything about it pft

• (spoiler again; they refuse to not do something about it. marvin and henrik make a new body for robbie with some... questionable books and magic and with anti’s help they transfer his body to this one. it’s alive and it looks exactly like him and robbie’s the happiest he’s ever been.)

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THEORY :

they’re all ok and no one is dead and they’re all happy :)

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Raise your hand

if seeing Jack so happy makes you also happy! 

*raises hand*

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h hewwo?? w-welwome two mwy bwog owo.........