what does your favorite slasher say about you? because i am working on other things rn, but i don't want to leave all of you hanging.
These are all just jokes and my personal takes. Don't get offended and don't take them serious.
RZ Michael Myers
daddy issues
he can kill you in a millisecond, and you like that
you're pretty introverted and probably traumatized
you might be masochistic
hands you all know what I mean
fast food is something dear to you, and you probably enjoy candy
Vincent Sinclair
definitely a savior complex
you're introverted and most likely dabble in either art or music
long haired men are a weakness of yours
the trope of the conventional ugly character who's been mistreated their whole life has you in a chokehold
you're either into soft aesthetics like fairy core or pastel goth or into heavier, dark aesthetics like grunge or goth
you prefer relaxed free time activities over adventurous ones
Bo Sinclair
daddy issues to the max
also a savior complex
you're either extroverted or an ambivert
there's a chance that you have at least one sibling
you're either very self-defensive in fights or you don't argue at all
music taste relies on either rock, punk, grunge or metal music
you enjoy 00s MTV shows
Lester Sinclair
you're probably an ambivert or an introvert
fairy core, cottage core or/and goblin core make you very happy
you like to collect things
an animal lover and you probably enjoy the forest
for some reason, I think you'd enjoy road trips
your favorite ice cream flavor might be a fruit
you despise capitalism
Baby Firefly
you like the idea of worshiping a woman's body
you're either super into feminine aesthetics and clothing, or you really enjoy masculine things
you like a partner that can defend you and your relationship
public displays of affection are no problem for you
a little unhinged, but hey aren't we all
you like perfume and jewelry
Otis Driftwood
you use sarcasm and playful banter to communicate with your friends, or you're super sweet, no in between
you've had some strange phases growing up
heavy patriotism is something you despise
politics as a whole is something you kind of despise
you enjoy the smell of petroleum
for whatever reason, I think you're into/were into philosophy
RJ Firefly because I'm generous
you like dogs and the forest
you are also touch starved and really want a hug
you like soft things
chances of a twilight phase (plus points if you were team Jacob)
for some reason, I think you enjoy werewolf and vampire media
Brahms Heelshire
you're probably younger than the average slasher fan
you like dark/light academia
the idea of an educated, sophisticated life makes you happy
your partner should be romantic
you do a lot of things simply for the aesthetic of them
also a twilight phase
you collect fictional crushes religiously
Thomas Brown Hewitt
you're really sweet
you like baking, sewing, crafting or cooking
owning a garden would make you very happy
you're a little shy sometimes
domestic fantasies are your favorite fantasies
you're very loyal, and would go anywhere to protect your loved ones
Jason Vorhees
there's a chance that you might be extroverted
you rooted for the nice, friendly character in teenage romance trios instead of the mysterious, edgy ones
picknicks and hunting trips are sweet date ideas to you
favorite subject was probably either English, PE or arts
you're probably short and/or have a size kink
were you into Wicca, or any other nature-based practice at any point of your life? I feel like you were
Asa Emory
you had a crush on either a priest, a doctor, a teacher, or on all three before
now you're definitely a masochist
you've taken the kink test before, haven't you?
you're older than the average slasher fan
also daddy issues, congratulations
and mmmmaybe religious trauma?
Amanda Young
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