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going through my closet at my parents house and found this relic from middle school….

#i guarantee you i got half of those at hot topic and the other half i found randomly around#there’s also a dwight shrute patch on the sleeve#2014 tumblr#tumblr aesthetic#tumblr#fangirl
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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol
#easy fix: don’t fucking use it. don’t talk to it like a buddy. don’t let it know you exist at all#chatgpt#anti ai
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His flannel shirts are making me act up so a little cockwarming thought
Imagine he is just sitting there trying to work on something, rough dirty hands, messy curly hair. Eyebrows furrowed, his glasses on top of his nose and his sweet darling sitting on his lap. He is fully concentrating. Until you decide to start grinding on him, he just looked too good, you couldn’t help yourself.
With a gruff and an eye roll he reaches for his pants, unzipping his cock. „s’what happens when your old man doesn’t fuck you in the morning.” making you slowly take his cock.
When you start riding him he stops you, squeezing your hips, making you whine. You just wanted to cum.
“Didn’t tell you that you could ride me, girl.”
And he is so god damn annoyed with you. Annoyed the way you whine around, the way you make his seat all wet. But his cock feels too good in you, to just sit on him. “Keep me warm, till’ i’m done with this or you’re getting nothing.”
With a pout on your lip, you try to warm him. Cunt all wrapped around his shaft, trying your best to bury your head into his chest, trying your best to not move up and down. And while his public hair is touching your clit, you buck your hips subconsciously at one point.
But joel ignores it until he himself can’t take it anymore. Putting whatever he was working on down and sighing.
“Have myself a needy whore hm? 24/7 only thinking of cock.” While he slowly starts to thrust up to you, seeing your eyes roll back.
“That’s why daddy always needs to fuck her every morning, huh? Whining about wanting to make breakfast early today. But daddy just knows better, baby.”
And you know you should’ve listened to him but you are lost in pleasure as he guides your hips on his cock, daddydaddydaddy spilling from your lips repeatedly.
“There she is. S’my good girl.”
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needs a good fix
jackson!joel miller x fem!virgin!reader



a/n: this idea is by @yxtkiwiyxt !!! i couldn't stop thinking about it.
summary: you can't stop fantasizing about joel taking your virginity.
warnings: UNPROTECTED P IN V SMUT 18+. competency kink. joel is jackson's handyman, reader has no physical description, dry humping, female masturbation, male masturbation, age gap (reader is over 21), reader is a virgin, praise kink, fingering, grinding, aftercare, soft!joel, lmk if i missed anything!!
wc: 4.7k words
Joel was always fixing things around town.
Ever since Joel Miller showed up in Jackson, folks started calling him the town’s handyman. The way his hands moved, steady and skilled, fixing what needed fixing… he was good. he was good at what he did.
The creak of his boots echoed from the side of the barn as he repaired the gate hinges. A few days ago, it was the broken heater in the art room. Before that, the fencing near the stables. He was the kind of man who did not like to sit still, and Jackson had plenty of things to keep him going. He liked helping around, and it made him feel needed.
You didn’t mean to notice him every single time. Your eyes just naturally averted to him, every time. At first it was small things.. how he always showed up early in the morning. How he talked to people with that low, Texas drawl, with kindness, and sometimes a little grumpy. It was clear he cared deeply about doing things right.
His rolled up sleeves, the grunts he made when he was moving, the way his brow furrowed when he was concentrating … it was all too much. He did everything so well, no neighbor ever complained. Every time you saw him with a tool in his hand, or a smudge of grease on his forearm, something inside you twisted. It started as a quite ache, one you could ignore if you distracted yourself enough. But the more you saw him, the worse it got.
And you… you were a virgin. Growing up in the apocalypse and all, you never really had the chance to get to know someone that intimately, besides, you were very comfortable with your own sexuality, taking care of yourself, and you were quite satisfied. Boys had thrown themselves at you before, but you weren’t into guys your age, immature and inexperienced. You always liked them a bit older, more experienced. You had a thing for competency, and men like him who were good at what they did. blue collar, broad-shouldered, good with their hands. Men who smelled like whiskey, sweat, and knew how to fix shit other people couldn’t. Joel, with that salt and pepper hair and his worn button-ups, the way he moved, was turning you on. You couldn’t look at him without your breath catching and sweat clinging to your forehead, without heat crawling low in your belly. You couldn’t stop thinking about your first time being with him, how protective he’d be, and how good he’d take care of you.
You didn’t live super close to him, but the universe clearly had other plans, because somehow your errands aligned with where he happened to be. And always, he’d greet you.
Just a “hey”. Simple, and casual. Too casual for the way heat pooled between your legs every single time. You try to keep it cool, offer a quick smile, or a nod, but your words never come out the way you want them. If he had any idea how tightly you had to clench your jaw every time he walked by, he sure as hell didn’t show it.
He had no idea what he was doing to you. As far as Joel was concerned, you were just another friendly face in town. You were kind to him, sweet even, traded coffee for paint supplies, but you never stayed long enough to hold a conversation. Joel figured maybe he made you didn’t like him, that you, maybe you just weren’t the talkative type.
He usually worn button-ups, long sleeves rolled up. But with the seasons shifting and the sun hanging higher, he was showing up in tight t-shirts that left little to the imagination. The fabric hugged his arms just right, tracing every muscle and vein, and it was impossible to imagine what those hands could do if they weren’t busy fixing shit. One time, he reached to grab something from a top cabinet, and with his arms stretched high, you caught a perfect glimpse of his waist. The way his shirt rode up just enough to reveal his happy trail leading down, and the waistband of his boxers. It made you feral.
Every night, you thought about him. What his huge hands might feel like. What his calloused fingers would feel like on your body. How his grunts might sound like if he was on top of you, whispering something low and filthy in your ear. Late at night, you let your thoughts slip where they shouldn’t. Under the covers, imagining what it would feel like to have someone there- Joel, instead of your own fingers, moaning and whimpering his name, hoping one day he would just magically show up and fuck you senseless.
One afternoon, you told yourself you weren’t going to do anything stupid. But it was a hot spring evening, you had two glasses of wine, maybe three, and it was just enough to make you feel courageous. Or reckless. Tipsy, that made your skin feel too hot, your clothes too tight, and your underwear soaked. You didn’t let yourself think it through. You just walked down the street, heart pounding and thighs pressed tight, wearing a top that accentuated your breasts & an old fashioned lie. and knocked on Joel’s door. You told yourself it was innocent. A neighborly thing.
He answered the door in a t-shirt. Collar a little stretched, fabric clinging to his biceps. You had to force your eyes to stay on his face.
“Hey,” you said, a little breathier than what you meant. “S-Sorry to bug you. I just-uh… my sink’s acting real funny. The one in the kitchen.”
The kitchen sink was fine.
Joel wiped his hands on the towel slung over his shoulder. “What’s it doin’?”
You shrugged, toying with the straps of your shirt. “Leaking. Making a sound. I dunno.” you said nervously.
“I can swing by tomorrow,” he said, nodding.
You licked your lips. “I’ll uh…. I’ll leave the door unlocked. In case I’m out. So you just let yourself in.”
Joel’s brow ticked. “You leavin’ your door open for just anyone, darlin’?”
Your heart stuttered. Was he flirting with you? “Uh… no, no.”
He smiled, “I’m just jokin’.” He clapped his hands. “Alright then, I’ll uh.. see ya tomorrow.”
Before you could respond, you turned around and walked back home, your heart about to rip open your chest.
The next day crept up slowly. You woke up flushed, replaying yesterday’s interaction in your mind like a dream.
You told yourself not to get too worked up. Not to overthink it. But by mid-afternoon, you were restless. The house felt too warm, your skin even warmer. You kept checking the clock, hoping his knock might come any second.
And when it didn’t, you grabbed the wine bottle. To cool you down, ofcourse. To calm your nerves. You’d left the door unlocked like you promised him. Just a crack, enough for him to step inside. The kitchen sink was fine. Didn’t need any fixing. But your body…? That was another matter.
You wandered upstairs to your room, still leaving the door cracked, restless and a little tipsy from the wine. The fan hummed softly overhead, but it did nothing to cool the heat spreading low in your belly. Your clothes clung to you, damp from the warmth… and your wetness. You ran your hands down the front of your thighs, exhaling a shaky breath as your fingers hooked into the waistband of your shorts. They felt suffocating. You slid them down your legs slowly, the cotton catching slightly on your hips before pooling around your ankles. The air kissed your skin, and you bit the inside of your cheek, goosebumps rising on your legs.
You sat at the edge of the bed at first, on your back. Your head tilted back, eyes fluttering shit. You couldn’t stop thinking about him. The way his biceps flexed. His Texas drawl dipped in honey. The way he said your name.
Your hand drifted over your stomach, skimming lightly, like even your own touch was too much. You didn’t rush — just let your fingertips trace lazy, aimless patterns, dipping lower each time until they reached the waistband of your underwear. There was a steady warmth pulsing at your core, a heat that had been building all day. You let your fingers press down, through the thin fabric, catching your breath at the feeling. You were already so sensitive, so wound up from hours of wanting, of imagining him. You were pretending your hands were his, touching you like this for the first time. You shifted against the sheets, chasing friction, letting your hips tilt just enough to press into your own hand. It was slow at first, knowing your body too damn well, until you started to rub your clit in small circles and gasping softly, your mouth falling open.
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Joel told himself he’d swing by later in the afternoon, but something about the way you looked at him yesterday.. the wine flush on your cheeks, the way your fingers played with your shirt straps… He was confused. He was old. Surely, he didn’t think you were flirting with him. Why would someone so pretty, want someone like him?
The door was exactly as you left it. Unlocked, cracked open a little bit. He still knocked softly at first.
“Hey,” he called, voice low. “it’s Joel, you home?”
No answer.
So he stepped inside, slow and polite, calling your name softly. And suddenly, he heard it. Faint and breathless.
“Joel.. Oh..”
His heart jumped. You sounded like you were in pain, or crying. The sound of your voice had him moving before he could think. He dropped his tools, boots thudding against the stairs, every protective instinct in him lighting up. Another soft moan. “Oh God...”
He didn’t wait. “Darlin,? You alright?” He pushed the door open with his shoulder, chest tight, eyes scanning …. Until he saw you. laying back against the sheets, legs spread, hand between your thighs. Your shorts discarded on the floor.
You froze.
Joel froze too.
He wasn't dumb. He caught on what was happening immediately.
His mouth parted like he wanted to speak, but no words came out. His eyes were wide, locked on yours. Neither of you spoke for a moment, the silence was thick.
You sat up in panic, putting your shorts back on. “I-I thought you weren’t coming,” you whispered.
He looked dazed. He swallowed hard. Took one step closer.
“You left the door open,” he said quietly. “Said I could come in.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t think—” You whispered, embarrassment creeping up your cheeks. “Joel, I didn’t think you’d—”
He nodded once, firm, eyes still on you. “You say my name like that all the time when you’re alone?”
You couldn’t speak.
He took another step. “I came to fix the sink, sweetheart,” he murmured, voice thick with something rough and warm, “but I think we’ve got somethin’ else that needs my attention.” You swallowed hard, heart hammering like it might break through your ribs.
Your fingers were still trembling from earlier. From the way you’d whispered his name like a fucking prayer. And now he was here. Real. Solid. Broad shoulders taking up half the space in the room.
You felt small. Exposed. And yet… your body ached for him.
Joel’s eyes dragged down your frame, slow and deliberate. His jaw ticked.
“You don’t have to be embarrassed,” he said, voice low. “I just… didn’t know you… felt that way about me.” He swallowed. “I wasn’t supposed to see that.”
Your back straightened, chest still heaving. “Well, I do.” You blinked. “Joel, you should probably just go,” you stammered, voice shaky. You started rambling under your breath, words tumbling over each other like a flood. “I’m so dumb. I’m sorry, Joel. The sink doesn’t even need fixing. I mean, what was I thinking? I just wanted to see you, like some fuckass teenager with a crush. You don’t even like me like that.” You stared at the floor, too embarrassed to meet his eyes, heart pounding loud in your ears.
Joel shifted awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck. “Darlin’, calm down. I didn’t mean to embarrass you,” he said, eyes soft. “I… like you, I’m just surprised,’s all,”
You opened your mouth, words caught in your throat. “I had too much wine. I just need a minute, okay? I’m overwhelmed”
He nodded, stepping back. “Alright, I’ll head home, okay?” His voice was low, unsure, like he wasn’t quite sure on how to act after that, and neither did you. He slipped quietly without another word. Did you just fuck everything up?
The next day, there was a knock on your door.
Joel stood there, hand on the back of his head. “Hey,” he said quietly. “Can I…come in for a sec?”
You smiled and stepped aside, still mortified from yesterday.
He glanced around like he was gathering his thoughts, then finally looked at you. “I been thinkin’ about what happened yesterday.”
You blinked at him, cheeks heating up. Talk about the elephant in the room. “What do you mean?”
Joel let out a slow breath. “I wanted to apologize. You were embarrassed. Thought I didn’t… want you like that.”
You looked away, heat crawling up your neck.
He continued, gently, “I didn’t mean to walk in on somethin’ so personal. I swear, I only came in ’cause I thought you were hurt. You sounded like you were in pain, and the door was open, and.. I’m sorry.”
You chewed your lip. “Joel, you don’t need to apologize. It’s not your fault, I should have closed the door.” You sighed. “I didn’t mean to make things weird”
“Nothing’s weird,” he said. “I just.. Jesus, I had no idea you felt that way about me. And I’m still tryin’ to wrap my head around it, ‘cause you’re…” he trailed off, eyes on yours, voice soft. “You’re beautiful, and young. I don’t know how in the world you would want someone like me.”
You stared at him. Your heart was thudding in your chest, heat creeping up your neck, wanting to tell him that you’re a virgin and just blurting it out. “I’ve never… had sex.” Your voice barely carried, but it felt like the loudest thing in the room. “I just wanted you to know.” You paused, cheeks burning, then forced the next part out. “I guess... I’ve been thinking about it a lot. I just want to get it over with, with someone more experienced, you know. To know what it feels like. So, um. That’s what I was thinking about. It’s okay if you don’t want to.”
Joel blinked, his gaze holding yours, unreadable for a second. His eyes dropped for a second, then came back to yours, voice rough, blurting out a confession himself too. “I thought about you too, last night.”
You blinked, confused. “what?”
His breath hitched. A humorless little laugh left him as he shook his head. “Couldn’t get the image outta my head. We’re even now. Ain’t gotta be embarrassed.”
You tilted your head, searching his face. “are you just saying that to make me feel better?”
His voice was low, thick with something darker, more vulnerable. “No.”
Your breath caught.
He didn’t move. So you kissed him.
When Joel kissed you back, it was desperate. His hands gripped your waist, rough palms dragging over your back like he was trying to memorize the feel of you. Your fingers tangled in his soft curls at the back of his head, tugging him closer, swallowing the low groan he let out when you parted your lips for him. You whimpered softly into his mouth, pressing your chest to his, needing him even closer. He smelled so good. Like whiskey, and soap, and musk. It invaded your senses, and your brain turned into mush.
His tongue swept over yours before he broke away to kiss along your jaw, then your neck, open mouthed and breathless.
“Joel…” you moaned, “Fuck,”
Your knees hit the back of the couch, and the two of you stumbled, breathless and tangled in each other until you fell on top of his lap. His arms wrapped around your waist, and he sank back onto the couch, pulling you down with him. Your legs were straddling him, your hands braced around his neck. Kissing you deeper, his hands roamed your back, your waist, your thighs, like he was trying to touch every part of you all at once.
You rocked against him as he groaned into your mouth, hips bucking up just slightly. His mouth found your neck once again as you kept moving against him achingly, feeling the thick press of his erection beneath you, hard and growing. You were so turned on it hurt.
“Shit,” Joel rasped, gripping your hips, trying to hold you still. “Baby…”
You didn’t stop. Couldn’t. You needed him. But his hands stilled you.
He leaned his forehead against yours, kissing your head, chest rising and falling under your palms. “Sweetheart,” he said, voice low and steady now, “we gotta slow down.”
You blinked at him with doe eyes, lips still parted. “Did I do something wrong?”
“No, no,” he said quickly, cupping your cheek. “God, no.” He swallowed, eyes on yours. “It’s just… it’s been a long time. And I want this to be good for you.”
He smiled, brushing your hair behind your ear. “You really want this?” he asked, voice quiet.
You leaned in, lips brushing his, barely above a whisper, “Yeah. I do.”
His chest rose and fell against yours, his eyes flickering down to your lips before dragging back up again like he was trying to memorize you.
He leaned in and kissed you softly, slow and unhurried, letting it linger, letting your fingers drift up the back of his neck and into his hair. He exhaled into your mouth, and you felt the way his hands gripped you just a little tighter.
Then, without a word, you reached down and tugged gently at the hem of his shirt.
Joel paused, eyes searching yours. But he didn’t stop you.
You lifted the fabric slowly, revealing the scarred, strong lines of his chest. Your fingers brushed over his skin as you pulled the shirt over his head and let it fall somewhere behind the couch.
His breath hitched when you leaned down and pressed a kiss to his chest, soft and reverent. Another to his collarbone. Another just above his heart. He wasn’t used to this.
Joel’s eyes fluttered closed for a second, a hand coming up to hold the back of your head like he didn’t know what he’d done to deserve this.
You sat up, heart pounding, and slowly reached for your own shirt. You watched his face as you peeled it over your head. his eyes widened slightly, lips parting, awe written all over him like you were a dream came true.
You took his hands and placed them on your waist, his palms warm and steady. Then you leaned in again, and he kissed you hard, lips sliding to your jaw, down your neck. When his mouth finally reached your chest, your breath caught. he was kissing you there, slow and gentle, like he was learning the shape of your breasts with his mouth.
A soft moan escaped you, hips shifting instinctively in his lap. You felt the heat building again, sharp and overwhelming. Every place he touched felt like it burned.
“Joel,” you whispered, voice breathless, “need you to touch me…”
One of his hands slid down slowly, carefully, finding the edge of your waistband. His fingers brushed your skin, teasing, and you gasped softly. You could feel the heat between your thighs, a growing ache that had only sharpened since the moment he walked through your door.
“I’ve never-” you whispered, barely audible.
“I know,” he murmured. “I’ll take care of you. We don’t gotta rush a damn thing, sweetheart.”
You nodded, heart pounding, eyes locked with his.
“Jesus,” he rasped, resting his forehead against your chest for a second. “You tell me if anything don’t feel right. Any second. You hear me?”
You nodded again, lips brushing against his temple. “Yeah.”
He leaned back just enough to kiss you again, slower this time like you were something delicate, hands trailing up your spine. You arched slightly as you were dry humping on the couch, gasping at the friction between your core and his erection. You stood up, and discarded your shorts on the floor, just your soaked panties covering you. When you lowered down on his lap again, your fingers found his, guiding his hand between your thighs.
“You can touch me,” you said quietly. “I want you to.”
Joel let out a quiet groan. “You tell me if it feels too much, alright?” he groaned, voice low and full of heat.
His fingers dipped down between your thighs, finding you through the soft fabric of your underwear. He rubbed slow, careful circles against you, patient and steady, coaxing every sound out of your lips.
You gasped softly, hips tilting toward his hand without meaning to. “Joel…”
“That feel good?” he rasped, lips brushing your jaw, his voice rough but gentle, making sure you were okay.
You nodded, too breathless to speak. Your fingers curled into his hair, holding on as he kept rubbing you through the thin cotton, your arousal soaking through. He could feel how wet you were, even like this.
“Jesus, baby…” he breathed, his voice thick. “You’re already so worked up for me.”
You whimpered as your hips began moving on their own, grinding against the heel of his hand. Joel’s breath caught, he was getting worked up too, chest rising fast, jaw clenched. His free hand slid up your back, gripping your waist like he needed something to hold onto.
He groaned again, almost like it hurt. “You keep movin’ like that, sweetheart, and I’m gonna cum in my pants.”
Carefully, he slid his hand beneath your waistband, fingers finally touching you bare. You gasped, the heat of his skin against yours sending a shiver up your spine. Then, ever so gently, he slid one thick finger inside you, slow and deliberate.
“Shhh,” he whispered, pressing a kiss to your temple as you clenched around him. “You’re alright. Atta girl. Just like that,”
You whimpered again, his finger moving in slow strokes, your hips rocking toward his hand instinctively. He added a second finger, easing you open while his thumb stroked soft circles against your clit.
It was overwhelming, in the best way possible. The stretch, the warmth of him, the way he watched your every reaction like he couldn’t look away. This was so different compared to your own fingers. You knew it would feel good, but not like this. Definitely not like this.
You whimpered, getting closer, reaching the climax as your hips stuttered against his hand. Joel was whispering quiet praises into your skin, fingers moving slow and steady inside you, coaxing you open like he had all the time in the world. Your thighs trembled, your body arching into his touch, and the pressure inside you built with every breathless second.
“Joel,” you whimpered, voice breaking, eyes squeezing shut. “Oh, my god…”
“Right there?” he murmured, lips brushing your ear, his breath hot against your skin. “You’re doin’ so good, baby. Just let go for me.”
Your body tightened, back arching, and then the wave came over you. your climax washing over you all at once, sharp and warm, overwhelming and dizzying. You gasped, clinging to him, your hands fisting in the fabric of his shirt as you cried out his name.
Joel groaned, holding you through it, kissing your temple and whispering sweet nothings as your body shook against him.
“That’s it,” he whispered, slowing his fingers as you came down. “You’re alright. I got you.”
You were breathless, body still burning for him, for something more. “Joel… I want to feel you.”
He stilled, lifting his head to meet your eyes. “Are you sure?”
You nodded, fingers curled around his wrist. “I want you inside me.”
His gaze searched yours for any flicker of doubt. There wasn’t any. Just need.
He gently guided you off his lap, helping you lie back along the couch. The cushions dipped under you, the living room warm and quiet except for the sound of your shared breathing.
Joel stood for a moment, just looking at you. Then his hands went to his belt, undoing it slowly, his eyes never leaving yours.
You watched as he slid his jeans down, then his boxers, breath catching when you caught sight of him, thick, hard, and flushed at the tip. He knelt between your legs, bracing a hand on the couch beside your head, the other guiding himself gently as he settled over you.
You reached for him, touching his chest, then his face, grounding yourself in the heat of his body.
Joel hovered over you, breathing heavy, gaze locked on yours like he didn’t want to miss a single second. He lined himself up slowly, hand cupping the back of your head against the couch cushion like you were something precious.
When he pushed in slow, careful, giving you time to adjust, you both gasped. Your fingers clutched at his back, nails digging in, and Joel groaned low in his throat, his face buried in the crook of your neck.
Oh my god.
Your thoughts spiraled.
This feels so good.
It was everything you hadn’t let yourself imagine. full, warm, overwhelming in the best way. You couldn’t believe how right it felt, how gentle he was, how every slow thrust was lined with care and need.
This. This is why you waited for someone like him. For Joel.
His body pressed flush against yours, one hand bracing by your head, the other still gently cradling it like he couldn’t bear the thought of hurting you. He rocked into you with slow, deliberate rolls of his hips, his breath ragged against your cheek, whispering your name like a prayer.
“Goddamn,” he groaned. “Such a good girl.”
You whimpered, already fluttering around him, your body starting to tremble again. “I-I think I’m close again,” you whispered, voice breaking.
“Me too, baby,” he murmured, voice cracking as he started to move faster, hips snapping a little deeper now, rougher but still so tender it made your chest ache.
Your arms wrapped around his shoulders, lips brushing his jaw as your body built toward the edge again. He kept whispering to you, grounding you, worshiping you through every second until everything tightened, and then you broke for the second time.
You came with a cry against his skin, body shaking around him as he groaned loudly, hips stuttering.
“Shit-darlin’, I’m gonna,” Joel gasped, and then you felt him follow, his body trembling with the force of it, buried deep and breathless. It was intense.
Joel was still above you, calming down his breathing, foreheads pressed together, your bodies tangled and slick with heat. His hand was still cradling your head.
You could still feel the aftershocks in your thighs, your chest, the gentle tremble in your fingers. Your heart was hammering. You’ve had orgasms before. You touched yourself often. But this was something else. You’ve never had this kind of orgasm before. Every careful touch, every word, every look… he'd made you feel safe. Worshipped. Taken care of.
You blinked up at him through the haze, and he looked down at you like he was in awe.
“You alright?” he murmured.
You nodded, dazed. “Mmmm.”
He exhaled softly, lips brushing your temple, and kissed it. Then your cheek. Then your mouth…slow, like he had all the time in the world now.
“Let’s get you upstairs,” he said against your lips.
You didn’t protest when he gently pulled out, made quick work of cleaning you up as best he could with trembling hands and soft apologies, finding a blanket from your couch to wrap you in.
Then, like it was nothing,he lifted you into his arms. You curled against him instinctively, head tucked beneath his chin, listening to the steady beat of his heart as he carried you upstairs like you weighed nothing.
Your bedroom was dim, bed undone, but it didn’t matter. Joel set you down carefully, then climbed in beside you without a word. One of his arms slid beneath your head, pulling you close, his other hand resting lightly on your stomach beneath the blanket.
You sighed, melting into him.
For a while, neither of you said a thing. Just breathing. Just feeling. His thumb traced lazy little circles against your skin, and you let your eyes drift shut.
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what if all I need is a big miller daddy who yells at me, manhandles me, spanks me, sits me on his lap, then brushes my hair and then fucks me with anger at first but softens when he realizes i'm taking him good, then comes to my ear to whimper and to tell me how much of a good girl i'm being for him, what if that's all i need.
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its really telling where you learned about lapis lazuli. put yours in the tags
#as a young homeschooled autistic girl i was really into rocks#and i really liked blue#so i was like blue rock 😦
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tbh when he isn't looking over his kids (and ahsoka) or lowkey showing up for some very random force sensitive in very dramatic need of help, i think ghost Anakin spends most of the rest of eternity in Naboo's religion' afterlife with Padmé; by the nabooian religion's standards he shouldn't be there but Padmé ilegally smuggled him; she was ghostly-walking around with a giant cloak or he was hidden under her skirt or something
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Blood Moon 🌕
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‼️ i’m spring cleaning my following list! if we were mutuals and i accidentally unfollowed you, feel free to shoot me a message and i will fix that 💕
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Lazy Mornings


18+ MDNI!
Summary: You and Joel don't have to be anywhere anytime soon.
W.C: ~1.8k
Warnings: husband!joel x f!reader. unprotected p-in-v, praise!, soft!joel, no specified ages, morning sex, lotta fluff, eww corny coupley shit, (post-jackson era!)
Note: still in denial about ep 2... also, surprise! guess who broke free from her exam hiatus to churn this out in one afternoon sesh @whaddupbaby
The early morning sun peeked through the sheer linen of the curtains, bathing the room in a warm, golden glow. There was no birdsong, no familiar hustle and bustle of Jackson’s populace, nothing beyond the peaceful stillness of the room.
As far as you were concerned, there was only you and Joel.
Your back was against his bare chest, his broad frame encompassing you from behind as you lay on your side, limbs tangled together like crawling ivy.
His mouth skittered down your neck, lips tenderly pressing unspoken ‘I love you’s into your skin, branding you with his touch.
“No patrol today?” You mused sleepily, baring more of your neck for him.
“Mm-mm.” Joel hummed in response, breathing you in and gently tracing indistinguishable, lazy shapes on your hip. He pressed a final kiss to your shoulder before resting his head in the crook of your neck. His words were warm against your cheek. “I’d rather spend a few hours with my wife.”
You smiled. “Lucky woman.”
“Her husband’s even luckier.” He drawled, his rich, Texan accent reintroducing itself in a deep rumble the way it did only when he was half-awake.
“Somehow I doubt that.”
“You always gotta put up a fight, don’t you, Mrs Miller?” Joel chuckled, kissing your cheek.
“Someone’s gotta keep you in check, Mr Miller.” You turned your head to meet his gaze.
And meet his gaze, you did. Two pools of deep brown stared back at you, steady, molten, and impossibly soft. Something about the way Joel looked at you made the world slow to a hush, as if the morning itself had bent to its knees, reverent to the quiet worship in his eyes.
It wasn’t just love. It was a kind of knowing—like he was memorising you in real time, committing the curve of your smile, the crinkle of your eyes, the sound of your breath to some sacred, secret archive he was happy to hold the only key to.
“Believe me, ma’am, I am putty in the palm of your hand.” His voice was low and gentle.
“You big flirt.”
Joel only smiled, slow and sleepy, like he had all the time in the world to love you, and no intention of ever stopping.
You brought a hand to cup his face, caressing his cheek and feeling the roughness of his grey-streaked stubble under the pad of your thumb.
And he took your hand, your fingers dwarfed in his, and pressed the softest of kisses to your knuckles.
“Guilty as charged,” He smiled widely.
You rolled your eyes, but failed to bite back a similarly wide smile threatening to form on your lips.
“Since you don’t have patrol, does that mean we get a few hours to ourselves?”
“Mhm.” Joel sighed, releasing your hand to run his hand along your side. “Why? Got something in mind, sweetheart?”
The half-hard state of his cock against the small of your back informed you that he already knew the answer to his own question.
You, nonetheless, entertained him.
“Maybe.”
“‘Maybe’, huh? Care to elaborate?”
“What are you, a cop?”
Joel laughed and slid his hand down to your thigh, gently hitching your leg above his hip, opening you up for him.
“Anyone ever tell you that you’re really bad at dirty talk?” He hummed in between trailing his lips along your shoulder, and slowly glided his hand down your front, below your navel, dipping under the waistband of your underwear just shy of where you were aching to feel the thickness of his fingers.
“You want me to try again?”
“Be my guest, sweets.”
You placed a hand over his, interlocking your fingers and sliding it down, down, down…
A low, almost inaudible moan escaped from his throat once he felt your puffy folds and the slick pooling from your aching cunt.
“I’m currently blanking on a witty one-liner, but I just really want you to fuck me silly.”
A murmured ‘fuck’ escaped his lips and he instinctively bucked his clothed hard-on against you.
Breathily, “yeah, I think I can do that.”
And that was how Joel ended up fucking you sideways at eight in the morning on a random Sunday.
One hand tilted your jaw up so he could suck at your pulse point as his cock lazily drove in and out of your weeping mound, held captive by his grip on your thigh splayed over his hips.
It was a good thing you were already dripping for him, because he held no patience for foreplay and endeavoured solely to feel your cunt wrapped around him. Usually, he’d take his time stretching you open with his fingers, but, fortunately, you were able to take all eight inches of him in nearly one thrust from the almost shameful amount of arousal you had collected.
Even more fortunately for you, an hour and a bit later, your godsend of a husband had managed to work three deliciously slow orgasms from you and showed no signs of slowing down anytime soon.
“Mmm, feel so good, baby.” He whispered against your jaw.
You whimpered at his snail-like pace. “Joel—” A strangled noise tore out of you.
A noncommittal sound came from him in reply.
“Faster. Please,”
“Sorry, sweets, no can do.” He tutted, sloppily pressing a kiss to the underside of your chin. “Wanna take my time with this pretty pussy.”
True to his word, Joel continued his almost painstakingly languid tempo.
He'd slowly drive in—all the way to the hilt, the coarse hairs at his base tickling your inner thighs. And then he’d pause to feel your drooling, velvety walls clench and flutter around him. And then he’d pull out so far you almost believed he’d dare to leave you bereft of his weeping, swollen head, before gradually feeding you his length and restarting his seemingly never-ending cycle.
All the while, he softly mumbled sweet nothings beside you, his warm breath fanning against your cheek.
“That’s my girl, taking me so well.”
“Can feel her stranglin’ me, baby. So fuckin’ tight.”
“That’s it. Oh, take it, gorgeous. Yeah, there you go.”
You were overstimulated, to say the least.
All you could feel was him, behind you, steadily fucking into you. All you could smell was sex and Joel; pine and musk and Marlboro Reds. All you could hear was the low rumbles of his husky baritone, your own heartbeat thudding in your ears, the obscene sounds of his length re-sheathing itself in your very welcoming cunt.
Slowly, in and out. In and out. In and out.
Tears pooled in your eyes, but you didn’t notice. And even if you had, you wouldn’t have cared.
With every leisurely thrust, his tip kissed your cervix, filling you with a familiar weight that felt like home.
Joel was your home.
And that thought repeated over and over in your mind like a broken record as he continued fucking you like you both had all the time in the world.
Home, home, home.
“You feel so good,” You sighed.
“Yeah?” Joel slurred. “Fuck, baby. Never wanna leave this goddamn bed.”
Slowly, in and out.
In and out.
In response, you melted into him like butter on a warm dish, throwing an arm behind you to gently card through his salt and pepper curls.
Joel hummed and pressed a wet kiss to your temple before resting his chin on your shoulder, looking down at where you two were connected and letting out a low growl.
“You see that, baby?”
“Hm?” Your eyes fluttered, not registering anything except for the sensation of his big fucking cock.
Gently, Joel tilted your head downwards.
“Look how well you take me, sweetheart.” He sighed, his face right beside yours, his eyes watching the same thing.
A creamy ring had formed around his base—no doubt a salacious mixture of his pre-come and your slick, as you had already come a mind-numbing amount of times. And there it went, disappearing into your puffy cunt over and over and over...
You couldn’t help but moan at the sight, unconsciously clenching around him.
“Fuck,” Joel gritted his teeth and accidentally drove a bit too harshly into you, his cock dragging up your walls with a force he normally reserved for those special nights he’d fuck you like an animal in heat.
That wasn’t his plan for this particular morning, but, as always, you had managed to make him lose control, if only for a second.
“Joel!” You wailed, throwing your head back.
Joel immediately shushed you. “I know, baby, I know. I’m sorry, s’was an accident. You’re alright, hm?” He kissed your head. “Gotta keep quiet, though. Ellie’s probably still asleep.”
You whimpered petulantly.
“My poor girl.” Joel laughed airily, then lowered his voice to coo in your ear. “Gonna give me one more?”
One more? Was he trying to kill you?
Evidently, you didn’t need to voice such a concern, as it was apparently written all over your face.
“You can give me one more, can’t you?” Joel hummed softly.
A sigh. And then, you mumbled a quiet ‘yes’.
"That's my girl."
Your husband’s warm, calloused hand came to your clit, rubbing sloppy semi-circles on the bundle of nerves until you cried out and fluttered wildly around him, your millionth orgasm of the morning washing over you like a tidal wave.
And Joel kept slowly fucking into you as you reached you high, and still, after, when your consciousness was hanging on by a thread.
Slowly, in and out. In and out.
“Joel, too—too much…”
“Shh, baby. C’mon, hold out for a little longer for me, I’m almost there.” Joel promised sweetly, pressing another kiss to your hairline. “Please, baby, just a little more.”
Obediently, you nodded.
As promised, it took him a few more thrusts before he came with a gasp of your name, buried deep inside you—as deep as your walls would let him.
His pearly spend leaked out of your cunt (which was still stuffed full of him) as he planted kisses on every inch of skin his adoring mouth could reach.
“Did so good for me. My sweet girl,” He whispered, nudging the side of your face with his nose.
Hoarsely, you replied, “think you just about killed me.”
Joel laughed softly and carefully angled your head toward him.
“C’mere,” He sighed, smiling.
And he tenderly slotted his lips against yours, tongue lazily slipping into your mouth and meeting yours.
And, draping a heavy arm across your waist, he pulled you closer against him, tangling his limbs with yours once more, and finding peace in the feeling of your body tucked into his.
And you both drifted into a warm, weightless sleep, letting the morning slip by.
Because, in the quiet tangle of shared breath and steady heartbeats, nothing else mattered.
Because the two of you had all the time in the world to love each other.
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#i have no idea what’s going on but i have a feeling this might encapsulate the vibe of red guardian
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Centaur and NSFW again.
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
#can confirm#central wa has more of a golden filter to me but maybe that’s bc i always drive thru there during golden hour#washington is very blue and gray everywhere
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plaything
jackson!joel miller x f!reader
cw: pwop, established (fwb) relationship, consensual somnophilia, dubcon due to somno, fingering, oral (f!receiving), unprotected piv sex, (minimal) spanking, rough sex, squirting, begging, soft!dom joel, daddy kink because i can't help myself, pet names (baby, good girl, 1 use of slut), little bit of aftercare, cuddling, actually sleeping together
word count: 1.5k
a/n: was horny. this is the result. bon appetit.
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Joel didn’t wait around after his patrol returned to Jackson late that night. His partner had barely said goodbye before Joel was all but running to his house, aching for sleep, or a good fuck with you.
He made up his mind when he found you fast asleep in his bedroom.
Your body was draped sensually across the blankets of the bed, laying on your side, showing off the curves of your breasts and hips. You’d been waiting for him, he realized, waiting for him to come home.
Guilt panged at him at first, but when he truly took in the sight of you in bed, his bed, blood rushed to his cock. His sweet little plaything. Joel was suddenly desperate to give you what you deserved, what you’d earned putting up with his tardiness.
Silently, he stripped down, leaving his clothes in a pile in the corner of the bedroom. Joel gently moved you to the center of the bed, exposing you to the cold air of early spring. Your nipples perked from the chill, but even as he positioned you on your back, you didn’t stir.
Joel studied you, memorized you. His cock hardened by the second as he drank in your body.
Lightly, Joel leaned over you, pressing his lips to the pulse point of your throat. In sleep, your breath caught, and he smirked to himself as he kissed down the column of your neck, leaving light marks of his presence as he descended your body. When he got to the hollow of your throat, he couldn’t help but lick a line back over the faint bruises, pulling a low moan from your lips. Still, your eyes remained closed with sleep.
Joel kissed a line down your sternum, bringing both hands up to cup your breasts, kneading the delicate flesh. A high pitched gasp escaped you when he pinched your hardened nipples, and he halted movement in case you’d woken up. After a moment, you resumed your even breaths, but your thighs unconsciously began rubbing together, your neglected core in need of affection.
“Oh, my needy girl,” Joel murmured, pressing a kiss right below your belly button while still cupping your tits delicately. “Achin’ for me even in your sleep…”
Glancing down at your exposed cunt nearly sent him into a frenzy, the hair curling around your sex slick and soft. He resisted the urge to circle your clit, because he knew if he did, it would be a matter of moments before you were arching off the bed in pleasure. For now, he wanted you like this, resting and needy.
Despite both of your patrol shifts, you’re always able to scratch the itch of apocalypse with sloppy sex before a new day dawns, so Joel took your exhaustion as evidence that you needed the rest.
Joel traced his nose along your folds, parting them, breathing in the sweet scent of your arousal. It nearly made him moan aloud, and he flattened his tongue lazily against you, drawing a whine from your lips. Still, you didn’t wake.
His groan of satisfaction at the taste of you on his tongue sent vibrations panging through you, and your eyes fluttered in your sleep. He eased his motions, letting himself savor you for as long as he could. Neglecting your clit, he grinned into your cunt as he dragged his tongue up and down, up and down, his cock painfully hard.
Unconsciously, you shifted your hips, grinding against his dirty mouth blindly. He gripped your hips, pinning you down onto the blankets, throwing subtlety to the wind as he fucked you on his tongue.
Joel could see your eyes fluttering, chasing a climax in your dreams, but unaware of how close you were in the dark of his bedroom to that edge. He decided to give you a push.
He plunged two fingers into your cunt at once, sucking at your clit as your eyes flew open and your hands made their way into his hair.
“Easy, baby, easy,” Joel purred into your cunt. “I gotcha.”
He grinned wickedly against you as a long moan ripped from your lips, your cunt clenching around his calloused fingers. He sucked at your clit, curling his fingers until a shriek left your lips.
He thrust his hand into you on a mission to draw that sound from you again, to hit that spongy spot inside of you that made you see stars.
“Joel!” you cried, your back arching against the mattress.
Again and again, he curled his calloused fingertips against your g-spot, his tongue tracing sinful patterns on your sensitive apex of nerves. His name left your lips in cries of pleasure so loud he worried the neighbors would hear.
Good, he thought. Let all of Jackson know who’s making you feel this good.
Pulling his lips from your clit, he brought a hand to the curve of your belly, where he was always delighted to feel his cock bulging from within.
A scream left you as he pressed down between your hips, driving his fingers relentlessly into your g-spot. You called his name in broken gasps and moans, your hands pulling on his hair by the root.
Joel couldn’t tear his eyes away from your cunt, how your desire leaked from you in waves as he thrust his hand inside of you.
“Joel, something’s happening–” You whined, digging your feet into the mattress, spread wide by his broad shoulders. “Joel, I think I’m gonna–”
“Oh, fuck yes,” Joel growled, pushing his hand into the flesh between your hips, pressing down onto your cervix. He squeezed a third finger into your cunt, and tears of pure pleasure spilled over your temples.
“Oh, I can’t–”
“Yes, you can, and you will,” Joel ordered, pure dominance in his voice. “Come for me, squirt all over my hand–”
“I don’t think–”
“Make a mess, baby–”
“Joel–”
Arched in a perfect bow, and your legs twitching violently over Joel’s shoulders, your orgasm flooded your cunt, splashing onto Joel’s tongue and all over his hand, driving in and out, in and out–
“I know you got more, baby.”
Greed showed in his eyes, and the demand in his tone seemed to pull another wave of slick from you, your screams of pleasure bouncing off the walls of his bedroom.
“Fuck, yes,” Joel moaned, flipping you over onto your stomach the moment your orgasm quit pulsing. “Gonna feel so good, baby–”
A guttural moan left both of you the moment he shoved his cock into your sensitive cunt, wrapping your hair into a makeshift ponytail as he pulled your chest off of the pillows.
It was rougher than he’d ever been with you before, somehow knowing you both needed the fire in order to continue sleeping soundly. He tugged on your hair brutally, his cock driving deeper than he’d ever been before.
“Oh, slap me, please, Joel–” you groaned, back arched as you propped yourself on all fours.
Joel smirked hazily, lost in the warmth of your cunt. “You know what to say, baby.”
The wickedness of his tone had your walls tightening around him again, your voice going higher as he pushed into you.
“Oh, god, Joel–”
Joel tugged on your hair again, speeding up his thrusts and bringing his lips to your ear. “Wrong.”
“Please–”
“Sweet, but no.”
A dam broke as he plunged his cock deeper and deeper, driving the begging from you. "Daddy, please! Oh, daddy, please, I need it. I want you to slap me so hard I can’t sit down for a week, please. I can’t think of anything else, daddy.”
Joel let out a dangerous chuckle. “Good fuckin’ girl.”
His palm cracked against your ass with a punishing force, making you squeal. His cock split you open, each thrust becoming harder as you both approached your climaxes.
“Love me bein’ rough with you, huh? Treatin’ you like a little slut? I know you were waitin’ on me, so needy that you couldn’t even go to sleep without havin’ my cock in your cunt.”
He spanked you, again and again, your cunt tightening on each impact, your moans becoming more high pitched as he pounded your cunt with more and more vigor.
“Yes, daddy, yes, daddy, oh, god–” you cried.
“Oh, my poor baby needs to come so badly she can’t even talk, is that it? Oh, baby, come for daddy. I’ll take care of you.”
With one more brutal spank, and a deep thrust into your cunt, you pulsed in time with one another, warmth blooming in your cervix as he came with a deep groan.
Panting, he laid you out on your back again, your eyes already becoming droopy as sleep crept up on you again. After a quick trip to the bathroom, you winced slightly as he patted your sore cunt with a damp cloth, but smiled in your haziness as he curled you into his chest. “Go back to bed, baby. I’ll see you in the mornin’."
You chuckled as sleep overtook you. “Whatever you say, daddy.”
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