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Sonic's winter coat 🐾

(it's cold here!!) (no that's not the werehog on ozempic 💥)

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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[ THUNDERBOLTS* Movie Night | Art + HC ]

- John Walker was going to watch a movie by himself

- The others trickled in one by one

- everyone winds up falling asleep on one another by accident (mostly, except for Bob and Alexei— they came prepared)

- Bucky’s comfortable enough with these losers to leave his arm off and snuggle with Alpine

- yes this takes place in the old Avengers common room

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Trump: You need to get rid of non-monetary trade barriers that discriminate against American goods.

UK: Like what?

Trump: Like um, why is shipping to the UK from America so much more expensive than shipping from Europe. You need to fix that.

UK: Europe is geographically much closer to us, Mr. President.

Trump: And that's not fair. Change it.

UK: Okay... if you say so.

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More tumblerinas should be into dylan dog. It's a product of its time. He's supposed to be english but is written by italians which makes him 100% not english coded. He's a supernatural detective he doesnt believe in anything supernatural. He's broke as fuck and has no work ethic. He falls in love with every woman he sees for more than 37 seconds. They all fucking die or leave his ass. He's so emo wet cat of a man. He's a freak. He's a loser. He's SO straight and yet so bisexualcore. He's 90% lover 10% fighter. He's a flop. His best friend is an impersonator that has been impersonating the same guy for all his life. They got married once and it was the only moment of peace they knew. And then they fucking died. Get into dylan dog.

Warning: You WILL want dylan carnally. I am not joking YOU WILL. You will stand with your problematic wife trust me.

Im reading old issues (90s stuff) and its so bad and good at the same time.

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Counciller quits Reform within days of being elected because it's not quite Nazi enough or something:

"...When trying to quit the party, Ms Edmund found that her only option was to cancel the auto-renewal of her payment, so she technically will remain a member until the year is up. But she launched a tirade against Reform UK leader Nigel Farage, declaring that he “must never be prime minister” and is a “terrible leader”. She said: “A good leader knows that you bring your team with you, that you champion their successes as the team’s successes. “A bad leader claims personal credit for every win and stabs people in the back.” Ms Edmunds also said she no longer has to “watch what I say” and so called for the jailed far right activist Tommy Robinson to be freed from jail, describing him as a “political prisoner”. 🙄

Tommy Robinson should indeed be freed from jail... by being deposited in the nearest ditch, and used to fertilize flowers.

"The party also came under fire on Monday for vowing to ban all flags from council buildings except the Union Jack and St George’s flag, meaning Ukraine and pride flags would be barred from being flown by public authorities. Reform was later forced to clarify that county flags would also be allowed. It also came as The Independent revealed Reform mayor Dame Andrea Jenkyns’ vow to get rid of council diversity officers as one of her first acts in Lincolnshire has fallen flat as the county council doesn’t employ any. And it emerged the party offers home working despite having vowed to put an end to working from home in local authorities it controls."

Not just bigoted but clueless.

Flashy advertising, false promises, corrupt and incompetent. And that's the best that can be said. Fascists in suits are still fascists, and just as dangerous.

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"How could Trump be a fascist if he's shrinking the government?"

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"Mountain Climbing Horror Stories" by SoysenSyndrome

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Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

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May 7 Entry-

Jonathan- ( Describes the most decrepit, gothic house in all of London)

Dracula-

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Oh my god dude final destination is called that because of an airplane pun this whole time how tf did I not figure that out

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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

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