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Ready or Not dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett | 2019

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As the sun set on a sleepy evening, all across town the washing machines waited to make their move.

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Arthur Schopenhauer, The World as Will and Representation - Volume II

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brb turning into a horse

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Trigeminal Neuralgia: it hurts to talk 😶

Attention Deficit: I CANT STOP TALKNG 🙃

Me: ... wow ig I need to go to the doctor after all

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was it the light that captured the dust

or the dust that captured the light

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perfect likeness /j

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my face when

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have u ever been too stoned for reCAPTCHA

i could not convince it that i know what a motorcycle is & am also human.

in rochester i had a moped a 2022 honda ruckus

the second time i rode it i ate shit going around a corner scarred the right mirror casing-- would have high-fived the moped if i could

& now i can't tell if i'm supposed to include the rider's helmet or the empty space behind him.

it gave me a second chance.

i may be high as hell but i am not a robot.

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the mosquitoes were bad last night.

this morning i was desperate

so i smashed some garlic

painted the bites & red skin with the juice.

the itching is much better now

& i smell delicious.

not sure if my ancestors would be proud

or disgusted.

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still thinking about these mushrooms from the other day

how I was annoyed by my own decision to wear foam sandals on a damp morning when I had to walk to a busstop with no sidewalk

(people in midwest city just live without sidewalks

in rochester I never would have seen mushrooms as big as this

there's not as much open space)

anyway

I was happy to see them

so I took a picture

and now it's here

on the internet

forever.

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found on living room carpet this morning, taken shortly before its open air burial

I wonder if one of the cats got it, and brought it inside as an offering to my friend, who has been sleeping on the couch

or if it came in here to die on its own

horny & alone.

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making a tumblog instead of making a bowl of cookie dough to eat w/ a spoon

and other ways to waste 20 minutes of yr life