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One thing I simply do NOT understand is the concept of "relevance" in fandom. "Why do you like Homestuck? it isn't relevant!" shut up! I like it and frankly that's enough. Let people enjoy things for God's sake!!

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Climate change has made many natural disasters worse than they were before, especially hurricanes, tornados, wildfires, and flooding. So I am curious:

Please reblog for more votes!

In the Tags: you answer + general area you live in. No need to be too specific.

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Missing social cues w autism is like trying to choose a dialogue option in a video game when you skipped all the cutscenes and then getting your character killed

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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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Would you mind giving an example of the worldbuilding that you're doing for Earth C?

The Earth C equivalent of Germany is named Wolftopia, in honor of Jade Harley, and the whole country's Customs and Traditions are just Furry Culture. At age 13 you get your first fursuit, similar to the naming ceremony of Old Earth. Government mandated. It's tradition. There are tax funded furry conventions that count as national holidays. They are the biggest in the world. The turnout is insane- people from all over the globe travel to it, and legal, tax paying citizens of Wolftopia get a pass to it by default delivered right to their mailbox. The fursuit makers are unionized. There is currently a renaissance happening there. Times are good.

This is where CynTin is from, by the way.

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murder mystery except the mystery is who got murdered

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I'm not a sociopath, but every time I encounter someone who habitually makes a huge display of how they are Being Victimised in situations where everyone else can clearly see that no such thing is happening, to the point where it's common knowledge that this person does that, I'm making a mental note that this person would make a really good target.

If someone's made it a habit to file frivolous complaints and reports of anything they can think of, to the point where they've made themselves known as a waste of time whose protests are complete nonsense, they've established themselves as an unreliable witness. Call the cops about your neighbous owning dogs or parking their cars on their own driveways often enough that they won't come to your address anymore, and your neighbours could have a nude garden party over there and you can't do shit.

If someone's made it their whole workplace personality to complain about how the faggots are stealing everything, I'm gonna start stealing their lunches from the fridge. Who's going to believe them that this time it's actually for real? Once you've established that "the faggots are stealing everything" is just the meaningless noise you make whenever you're awake, who's going to listen to you say "this specific faggot is stealing my workplace lunches, specifically"?

Once they call you "boy who cried wolf", the wolves will call you "dinner".

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The zodiac emojis are homestuck-sorted.

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what the fuck is Murder of the Universe

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this is probably multiple cardinal sins

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BRO????

THIS IS SO COOL?

I can't read old english but the second chapter is both a translation and notes on the translation/writing choices which i HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEYRE SO COOL

THE MEANINGS AND CHOICES IN TRANSLATION ARE GETTING TO ME

Also so many of them have these awesome explanations behind them and then there's this:

"The Old English word for “doctor”, læce, literally means “leech”, which he would hate being called so, so much that I immediately had to use it for him."

LIKE YEAH THATLL DO IT LMAO

GO CHECK IT OUT ITS INTERESTING AF

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413 letsss fuckign goooo

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Looking at a package of sunflower seeds shyly & giggling

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I saw this on my reddit feed. i must now curse you with it forever

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What is this idiocy omfg

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Am currently on A6A3