eissaphir
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• Eissaphir / Hologram Sandwich • She/Her • Night Owl, Stressed Trash Extraordinaire • Some reblogs and/or tags are spicy, so watch out for that or whatever. Definitely not child-friendly, but I try to tag stuff like blood, etc. Feel free to ask me to tag certain things
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Robotnik Magical Girl Transformation send tweet
#I re-watched the makeover scene from Sonic 3 and then thought about that makeover dress in the 2nd movie#And thus this post was born#Stone could make fanart#And fan edits#Actually he could do those in general#Sorry I've been reading a lot of Stobotnik fics#Dr. Ivo Robotnik#Eggman#Sonic Movie#Sonic the Hedgehog#I once again do not know which tags to use for this fandom#My posts
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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real
#Omfg#Absolute banger of a post#Totally besides the point but this reminds me that I really have to break some brownies again#*bake omg#Vampires
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Say whatever you want about Silco…. He’ll remain Zaun’s most stylish man
#SAY IT LOUDER OP#Seriously I absolutely love his outfits#And I maaaay or may not have kinda DIED when young Silco showed up#It's not like I don't appreciate the current version (or. Well the one before he died) but fuuuuuck#I'm so sorry for the tags but jfc#It's 2:20am. I might regret this later but I'm frothing at the mouth. Screaming.#If I had to summarise it I'd just insert a key smash#In all caps#Ahem. Again sorry for the tags but the 'after midnight me' can't be held accountable for my actions#Sorry for derailing from the post in the tags I really do like it#I wish I had a wardrobe that good#Silco#Arcane#Arcane Season 2#Arcane S2#Arcane S2 Spoilers#Arcane Season 2 Spoilers#Tags are hard#Horny Hours™#And I'll be sorry about it later lol
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unconventional family💙
#AAAAAAAAAA#Dude I can't this is so damn cute T-T#And yes I finally watched S2. And yes I cried like a baby. Several times.#Poor Sevika lmao#((I totally didn't find this in the Silco tag I'm so normal about him wdym))#Jinx#Powder#Sevika#Silco#Do literally none of them have last names omg#Arcane#Arcane Spoilers#Just Jinx being an absolute ball of sunshine#And while Silco might look neutral to this. He definitely isn't#Oh I'm sorry totally forgot to mention it. Since it's kinda obvious#But I adore this OP! Your art looks amazing!#And I love the idea lol
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#Fuck yeah this song slaps#And yeah I've played it#Video games#I guess idk how to tag this#Music#Audio#Polls
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Good things about Whiskey:
Nothing
No, I'm serious, literally nothing
This man is absolutely horrible
Pedro Pascal
#Reblogging bc of recent news#What a king#Whiskey still sucks but you get it#Agent Whiskey#Kingsman#Kingsman The Golden Circle#Pedro Pascal#My posts
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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO
#What an absolute fucking king#Pedro Pascal#J.K. Rowling#Transphobia#TERF#Idk man tags are hard atm#But yeah#What an amazing guy
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Ok gooners HAVE SOME MORE OF HIM 🗣️🗣️🗣️
(feat. mage hand poor guy)
#Tf I thought porn wasn't allowed on Tumblr anymore#This looks so damn good OP#Just 👌🏻#Chef's kiss#Now we know how he drank to get his tent so messy#Astarion#Astarion Ancunin#BG3#Baldur's Gate 3#TW Blood
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Have AFAB Morgan because I wanted to make a period joke. Most months he's okay, but sometimes the cramps hit hard. He's legit used to pain, so he just lies there and wait.
And Poleshy. I'm starting to have a nice lil list of words, polish-approved thanks to some kind help :3
I reiterate, again: character's pants content isn't fixed and varies on whatever is funniest in the moment. Next week he might get punched in the dick! It's not important, don't ask about it. It's not that it's annoying to me, it's just useless cause I delete them, you could ask a fun question instead! (Can't answer all of those tho >_> )
Peek inside leshy's head:
Rough under the cut
I honestly shouldn't have tried to clean cause the end feeling is the same. Sometimes I over complicate things.
#Stfu no way do I see this the very day I get my period again#Not sure whether OP was exaggerating with the vomiting twice mention but it is indeed not exaggerated at all#Naproxen my beloved <3#'Can you walk?' Not if you don't want me to puke I can't#Idk why but Morgan's ears look so cute when he's laying on the floor#Dude I can't be bothered about proper tags atm so yeah. Sorry for venting lol. Genuinely great comic OP 👌🏻#Cult of the Lamb#CotL
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I am currently deltarunebrained
#Dude I'm so excited#I have to be honest I have no idea how this is gonna work#Bc I'm busy obsessing over Borderlands again so I haven't even watched Arcane's 2nd season#And now this? My plate is too small for all of this#But anyway sorry for rambling now to the important stuff#I. LOVE. THIS. ART. OP#Just... The art style is awesome#Plus it immediately got the song stuck in my head again#Spamton#Deltarune#Deltarune Spoilers
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I hate how you can only block specific ads on YouTube if you agree to personalised ads.
No, I don't want to give Google even more info than they already have.
And NO, I don't want to see ads for a "BOOBTASTIC GAME" where you can "build the strongest harem party"???
#Idk what this one is even called but it's the same with that Wuthering Waves app or w/e it's called. It's so fucking sexualized#God I'm so sick of all this fetishization objectification and oversexualisation of women#Why does such a huge amount of anime cater to straight men in that way I hate it (the answer is money 90% of the time but let's ignore that#And yes I know I could use an ad blocker but I want the people I watch to get some ad revenue#Anyway#Rant#Negative#Sorry I'm in kind of a bad mood#YouTube#Google#I guess??#Google ads#Idk man#My posts#Oh forgot sth. It's especially horrible when the sexualized 'women' in question look like kids 🙃
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"Just a cold" that puts holes in your mitochondria doctor's can't see.
#Reminds me of how I got Covid as the only person I saw that still wore her mask 'after' most of the pandemic was 'over'#I always wore a mask in public. Always tried not touching much and use disinfectant until I got home and thoroughly washed my hands#And then there was a SINGLE time I took my mask off bc I HAD TO. And that's the story of how I got Covid :)#This isn't even about me specifically but it makes me extremely angry to see people saying Covid's not that bad--#and never bother wearing masks. And then they're the lucky ones who don't get sick#Ugh... Anyway#((She said as rage was still boiling inside her))#This shit is serious#Super important studies#Corona#Covid 19#Health#Study#Twitter
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"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"
YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#THIS#And you ask why Disney keeps making money with their shit live-action movies#I get it people are curious. I'm curious too. But there's no way they're getting my money on top of making me miserable#Just go watch the original#Idk how to tag this but OP is so fucking real#Disney#Disney Live-action#Anti Disney#Like... Not in its entirety but those live-action movies can fuck off#TW Blood#Nice choice of GIF btw 👌🏻
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its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it
#THIS#Like... Sure. It's on sale. But what if it were on sale even more?#I'm pretty much the opposite of my brother#A new game comes out that's like 70€? Eh I want it now. While I wouldn't do that (I have done so before and was always disappointed lol)#That said. He got Baldur's Gate 3 close to the release and (since we share games on Steam) I literally played it more than him#Anyway long story short. I like sales#How tf do I tag this#Video games#??? Idk man
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university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.
#THIS#Like dude#Is it so hard? Genuine question bc I can't think of a single reason why it would be#Though I have to say it was never anywhere near this bad#Uhhhh#Yeah this is a super specific post so idk how to tag it
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Sounds like sth another certain (more handsome) CEO would say 🤔 You heard it here, folks, if you're a real Hyperi— uh, I mean Borderlands fan, you'll give all your money to him
#The method acting is off the charts#Unfortunately he lacks the charisma to brainwash us 🤷🏻♀️#I haven't finished BL3 by a long shot bc I'm not exactly a fan. I haven't played New Tales from the Borderlands#So yeah fortunately I wasn't looking forward to BL4 anyway. But this just makes me want to play it (and especially PAY for it) even less#It's fucking sad how the series developed. I'm a huge fan of 2 Pre-Sequel and Tales but anything after that? Yeah#And I'm not even gonna say anything about the movie#Borderlands#Handsome Jack#((Bc yeah obviously))#Negative#Twitter#No I'll never change the tag to X sue me#My posts
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