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girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return

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Having to deal with going from being the top of the class to struggling to understand basic things others don't even need to study actually sucks. Can't even make peace with it when your entire worth feels like it depends on academic achievements. ESPECIALLY when you don't really have a will to live and nothing to actually want to persevere for. Well, other than not wanting to traumatize the people close to your heart. LOL.

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Ah yes, falling behind academically after falling ill at a young age and not being able to attend school and subsequently feeling stupid as you watch people around you easily process information and look at you with genuine disbelief when you have trouble understanding something. My favorite thing in the world.

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that moment where you go from

"this is fine" to the crashout "i cannot live like this anymore"

is so unanimously understood in the chronic pain/illness circle but if you try to explain it to someone who has never experienced it they are going to look at you like you are nuts (AT BEST)

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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I am 100% convinced that the only thing stopping people who say they don't like animals from loving said animals is their own unwillingness to approach enough as to feel the warmth of a dog's tackling hugs, the vulnerability of a cat purring and kneading against their lap, or the preciousness of having a bird wrap their little claws around their finger.

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I would like to thank my migraine medication for keeping me from being in too much pain

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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There are a lot of stunning examples of breeding plumage in the world of birds but even among all the flashy colors and fancy patterns I think my favorite has to be the male blue-gray gnatcatcher’s unibrow. When breeding season comes and they need to set themselves apart they literally grow a unibrow.

I must stress the unibrow has no purpose but to help him get laid. If you’re a male BGGC and you want to get laid, you aren’t gonna stand a chance unless you grow yourself a black unibrow and prance around with a fanned tail like this

To a female blue-gray gnatcatcher, there is nothing sexier!

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also, deer are simultaneously satan’s weakest and strongest soldiers. they die like hamsters or survive things that really should have killed them. biting the dust from an internal hemorrhage after jumping over a fence or surviving 10+ years with an arrow imbedded in their side. fate rolls the dice on every injury and they either get a 0 or a 20. keeping them alive is hard. killing them is also hard.

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Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

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So I've seen the whole 'Math's Saddest Love Stories' (asymptotes that drift ever closer but never meet etc.), but I think we're missing the potential of Math's Funny Love Stories. The couple whose destiny is an infinite cycle of breaking up and getting back together again:

Oscillating rapidly in and out of each other's life for a while before drifting apart in opposite directions:

Drifting ever closer, until you finally meet and go fuck that:

One who drifts slowly closer to the other, until they acutally meet and decide to make a very sharp turn in the other direction:

Whatever hellscape of contrived coincidences these series of infinite near misses are:

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You can solve any equation by just multiplying both sides by 0 but apparently "that's just ignoring the problem" and "not actually solving it." They're just scared of the truth.