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maybe i can find the perfect pose on the bed down there that will give me internet access

if not, GOODBYE 2 U ALL!!!!! I WILL MISS U UNTIL I AM ABLE 2 COME ONLINE AGAIN!!! I LOVE U LIKE I LOVE EXCLAMATION POINTS AND SPONTANEOUSLY LOSING THE ABILITY TO TYPE OUT THE WORDS "YOU" AND "TO"

bye

maybe!!!

probably

dat a picture of kendall in a beanie on a bean bag chair

seriously goobdyeee goofbyr mgh goodbye JESUS

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WE SHOULD TAKE HIM BOWLING.

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Lifetime supply of hugs and CHOCOLATE AND LOVE AND I WILL EAT A SALAD TONIGHT IF I HAVE TO AS A SIGN OF FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN TO JAMES.

DIAMOND IS A BOY'S BEST FRIEND. AHAHAHAHAHA, GET IT?

Because his name is James Diamond and he's my best friend and I'm a boy and there's that one song and everything??? Also I wasn't sure exactly what to really get so you have one week of tell-me-to-do-stuff-and-I-won't-complain-at-all privileges and also I won't draw at all on your face during tour unless for some reason you ask me to and I'll never post any ugly pictures of you on Twitter!!! Until you turn 19, then I can again. Or until I forget that I told you I wouldn't!

WOO BIRTHDAAAAAAAY

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i was at an amusement park all day today and it was fun as fuck but i'm sORE AND EXHAUSTED BUT I NEED A MOMENT TO BE CARLOS BCUZ CARLOS CAN'T MISS JAMES' BIRTHDAY IDK LEAVEM E ALOEN OK I'M NOT MUCH OF A SENTIMENTALIST BUT CARLOS MAYBE IS O K A Y!!1!!

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WOKE UP JUST TO WISH JAMES A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THAT'S YOUR PRESENT, BECAUSE WAKING UP SUCKS BUT YOU WERE BORN ON THIS DAY AND THAT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE IF YOU WERE NEVER BORN I'D HAVE ONE LESS BEST FRIEND AND THAT WOULD BE SAD. I got you a gift certificate for ten thousand million billion hugs!!!

No, I didn't. But I'm tired. BIRTHDAY STUFF IN THE MORNING. I STILL WANT THE HUGS THOUGH.

Thanks for being born! Gonna text your mom later to thank her too, 'kay. I'd call, but... no...? I LOVE YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY.

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blehhhh idk i'm tired so i'm gonna go watch some more white collar omfg

I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW and idk sammy and carlos/jazzy and carlos can continue their conversations then if y'all want

but i will say that carlos thinking matt bomer is smokin' hot or thinking that ANY male is attractive does not at all equate to him wanting to leave jazzy for a dude so!!!

lbr everyone thinks matt bomer is smokin' hot

have you seen his ass in well-tailored pants

pls

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No! I don't think you should be worried about anyone doing that, period. You're... well, you're the most beautiful person I know! And I totally like you more than I like Matt Bomer, especially since we've never actually met.

That's a really good list! Should I be worried about a pretty girl stealing you from me? And how are they fighting with ladders? Hitting each other with them or something? That's awesome!

Are you trying to tell me that I should be worried about an attractive guy taking you from me rather than a girl?

A list of girls? Okay, uh Jordana Brewster, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johannson, Lea Michele, Daneel Ackles, Rachel McAdams, I’m sure there’s more I just can’t remember them right now. And I don’t think you should do that whole wrestling thing, people really get hurt badly in these things. Like right now, they’re fighting with LADDERS. That’s painful.

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Carlos

S: You're welcome. What do you mean you're confused? Wanna talk about it?

C: i don't know! i'm not even really that sure what i'm confused over, because i totally get what i'm feeling and i'm pretty used to feeling it in general, although not really about the type of person i'm feeling it about. i guess i'm just not sure why i'm feeling it right NOW. does that make any sense? probably not. :(

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S: I love the way your mind works. These are all very good points. What's up?

C: thank you!!! i put a lot of thought into them! and... well, nothing. sort of nothing. mostly nothing? i'm a little confused, but i get confused about lots of stuff, so it's not really a big deal!

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You think some girls are attractive? Can I have a list? And I guess I just don't really get why it's him of all people to make me start wondering. I've never met the guy! You'd think what with Seth and stuff, I might have thought before... huh.

But either way, it's no big deal! I'm cool with where I am right now! And I've never really watched wrestling, but I have wrestled with people before. Maybe I should be on one of those things!

How can I explain this properly? Its fine because its like being able to admit when someone else is attractive. There’s a lot of girls I think are attractive, its fine. If you know you like girls then that’s fine, if you like both then that’s fine too.

Im good, watching wrestling for like the first time in years without my dad. Its kind of weird, I have no idea what’s happening. How are you?

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@JustCamille: I'd love to live in Carlos' land! *-*

@carlit0s: you have a free pass to stay wherever you like in carlos land, whenever you like!!!

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Carlos

S: Hey dude. We don't talk a lot... or basically ever... but hi. =D

C: so we should start now that i'm about to leave for tour? actually, that's a good idea, because at least then when i leave we'll be like, almost-friends, and then by the time i'm back i'll have so much to tell you about the whole tour thing that we'll never ever run out of things to talk about and then we'll be actual real life friends, which is COOL. also, hi!

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You're okay with me thinking he's hot? I don't even know if I'm okay with me thinking he's hot! No, of course I am. It's never been... an issue. I don't know, maybe it's just Matt Bomer. Huh. Okay. O-kay. 

HOW ARE YOU?

But he IS hot.

He’s got these amazing eyes and a killer smile and he’s an amazing actor. Plus he’s really hot. I approve of you thinking Matt’s hot, Carlos. HI, CARLOS!

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Me? What? Hi! Why?

Not that it's a bad thing!

I find the sudden need to talk to Carlos more often.

Hmmm.

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He's... hot. He IS hot. He is HOT. HE is hot.

He's beautiful. Like a girl with a really square jaw and sometimes with stubble, or... okay, not a girl. At all. Okay. This is fine. HI, JAZZY.

Whoa is Carlos talking about Matt Bomer? Whatever he’s saying on a positive side, I approve of it. Matt is really hot, I’m sorry I’m not sorry I said that.

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jamesxoxo replied to your post: jamesxoxo replied to your post: jamesxoxo replied...

Wow, you’ve put almost more thought into that than I have my futures with Joe Jonas and Justin Bieber.

THAT WILL ALL HAPPEN TOO. YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT, JAMES. GO, FLY. I BELIEVE IN YOU. I BELIEVE IN MYSELF. I BELIEVE IN MATT BOMER. I believe... waitwaitwait, okay, why is this happening now? Like, he's a dude. It doesn't bother me or anything, but. Why not back when... okay, nevermind. OKAY.