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This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

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35 thousand million girls die of hunger every year because their roommate is in the kitchen when they want to make something

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humanity just before they progressed into the bronze age:

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Does anyone here remember that time Disney made a bad live action reboot of Beauty and the Beast and then decided that they should just... 3D scan Emma Watson's face to go on the Belle dolls they made.

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why the hell do i have impostor syndrome when elon musk exists. i’m fucking great at my job actually

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you know what? no *powers you off*

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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

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evil infodumping where you just tell lies

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sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

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Hey, @the-rain-on-your-dandelions, has anyone told you that you’re a genius? That’s an incredible system. I wish I had a friend group that could function for!

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I like how everyone's always like "Oh no, don't steal immortality from the gods, oh don't steal knowledge from the gods, wah wah don't steal golden fruits blah blah" and then I'm all like stealing from the gods like a bosssss. Whatevs man, I'll bring fire to the mortals, I don't give a shit, watch me.

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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

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