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Aaron Minyard in scrubs? Aaron Minyard annoyed in scrubs? Aaron Minyard correcting someone’s medical terminology in scrubs? God is real

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rip neil josten u would have loved the espn app

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

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Relapsed so hard i enden up drawing fanart for a game nobody cares about anymore

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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lest this be lost in the bellicose noise of the day

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HAPPY (LATE) BIRTHDAY TERUKI!!!

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there are some couples you read fic for and you’re like oh so you guys like didn’t get it

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10 year old college humor sketch that i watched at 1am last night and have since watched five more times

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you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centres you. oh yeah none of that shit matters. I love you

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nature doc narrator just described a snake's failed hunt as 'leaving empty handed' and that just makes me laugh like dawg of all the metaphors. why that one.

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asked a lady yesterday if she wants her latte iced or hot & she said “no temperature please.” ma’am what the fuck does that mean x