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if i die, i need people to swear to me that they will carve my name into my gravestone, rub out the information with by packing it with clay, spray paint my name on, or straight up take the whole headstone. i cannot be buried as a person i am not.

i haven't heard enough people talking about the fear of being buried in a dress beneath a stone that reads '*deadname*, beloved daughter, sister, and friend.'

i would literally rather my body never be found. i'd rather be cremated and have my ashes lost in a thunderstorm. i'd rather have a corpse so mangled they don't even fucking bother. i'd rather be forgotten about, die alone, and have no one even hold a funeral for me.

fuck that

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HI HELLO YES umm how do you have so many badges...help?

you can claim the dead boy detectives badge (for free) up to 50 times. (only in the us, so use a vpn if you're not there).

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Obsessed with the fact that Edwin had no game and every gay man wanted him so bad

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i found a code for a vpn. if you couldn't tell.

For the guardians of the ghostly and ghoulish… Claim the Dead Boy Detectives magnifying glass badge on TumblrMart to help solve the afterlife’s most mystifying mysteries. Watch now, only on Netflix.

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please for the love of god make it available worldwide i need it so so so bad but i am too poor for a vpn!

For the guardians of the ghostly and ghoulish… Claim the Dead Boy Detectives magnifying glass badge on TumblrMart to help solve the afterlife’s most mystifying mysteries. Watch now, only on Netflix.

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how to not feel suicidal the day before the school holidays ends no glue no borax

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hand over heart

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why did no one warn me that these bitches would be unrequited :(

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No we’re not mutuals I’m in an unrequited following with them

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"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

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my second favourite lesbian/gay married couple (after me and my best friend, who got married in the playground in year ten)

NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)

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mend

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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my children, if you even care.

shes a lesbian hes gay and their 33 year marriage will change your perception of love

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THREE NOTES! woah this is my second weird notes post i've come across in a day and i haven't come across one in years

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for