#THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

[serialunaliver]

"no one is hiring these days and if they are they have impossible expectations" not true! the worst job you'll ever have with rampant labor violations that may land you in the hospital is excited to hire everyone who walks in. don't give up 😤

[mikayesha]

Unecessary Feelings

[mammutblog]

i wanted to draw this nightwing outfit (p3) that jroge jimenez posted

[lostmf]

By @cloe.35mm

[goldenjuniper]

writing papers past 12 am

[runnyeggsworld]

how do I tell the guy I’m talking too that I will never want him as badly as I want this pipe cleaner with eyes

[apolloprophecy]

On my grind with him recently LOL

Please leave asks and suggestions you want of him!

[rizsu]

it's always "liked your post" and never "reblogged your post" or "commented on your post"

[carddec]

Did I ever post this one? It was an art trade from forever ago.

[malusokay]

How to make friends on Tumblr

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As always, please feel free to share your own tips and tricks in the comments!!

(DM's are open to anyone who wants to be my friend/have a little chat, I fractured my ankle, and I'm currently dying of boredom) <33

✩‧₊*:・love ya ･:*₊‧✩

[nolonger-roses]

Imagine the fellowship playing monopoly

Aragorn is the only one behaving like an adult and making everyone pay and this game is taking all of his lifetime and willpower

Sam and frodo have an alliance (they don't want to be the reason the other loses so they are a team)

Merry and Pippin are the devils. They want to win so they will make you suffer, they will buy anything they can even if that makes them poor and they will laugh at your face if you end up in their propety

Gandalf also wants to win so he buysthe expensives properties and waits until someone falls

Boromir didn't know how a fun afternoon playing games could turn into something like this. He beggins excelently and then he is in debt to pippin and merry

Gimli is taking it seriously. He balances what to buy and how to procede (and he wants to beat Legolas)

Legolas doesn't know what he is doing and he is winning somehow

[hotgirlmessss]

What the fuck is wrong with my brain

[handmadecrybaby]

need my pussy eaten so bad i could cry thinking about it

[lostmf]

[xozombiee]

somebody better take my phone before i write something diabolical in my drafts.

edit: it’s posted now guys

[themiddleofmichigan]

As a math major, I am simply enchanted by the idea of Neil Josten, Math Major. Please enjoy this collection of headcanons I came up with to cope with studying mathematics.

Neil is a pure math guy. There are two big camps of mathematics: pure and applied. Applied math is about applying math to other fields (physics, engineering, finance, etc.), while pure math is like math for the sake of doing math (read: a lot less employable). Neil picking the math major because he's good at math and kind of likes it is a very Pure Math thing to do.

Neil has a whiteboard, possibly multiple whiteboards. Whiteboards are the ultimate tool of mathematics. Sometimes Neil gets stuck on a problem for hours; hunched over his mini whiteboard, working through it over and over again. His fingers get covered in the expo marker residue and it leaves a black mark when he scratches his nose. Andrew huffs that he looks like a chimney sweep and rubs it off with his sleeve (he absolutely does NOT find it adorable, shut up, Nicky). Also, around exams Neil will drag Andrew to the library so he can do his practice problems on the Big Whiteboards. The other people in the library stare at them because this little ginger is filling multiple whiteboards with weird symbols and greek letters; Neil doesn't notice because he's oblivious, Andrew notices and it makes him a smug bf.

One time one of the Foxes asks him for help with their statistics homework and he gives it a shot, because how different could it be? They both quickly find out that he knows absolutely nothing about statistics. "What IS that?" "That's a matrix, it has the variances in it." "Well then why does it have an apostrophe by it?" "That means you flip it around." "That's TRANSPOSING and you notate it with a T" "Aren't you supposed to be some kind of math genius? Shouldn't you know how to do this?" "This isn't math, this is blasphemy."

Aaron has to take calculus for the MCAT and puts it off for as long as possible because he hates math. His TA for the course sucks and he struggles through it for weeks before Katelyn manages to convince him to ask Neil for help. Neil pretends to be annoyed, but he's secretly kind of looking forward to it because calculus is fun and it's nice to do math you already know for a change. When you're an upperclassman in a math degree, though, your brain gets warped by all the theoretical math, and it's hard to get into the mindset to teach something like Calc I. This leads to semiregular hostile tutoring sessions in the dorm, we're talking real Dad Trying to Help You With Your Math Homework at the Kitchen Table type energy. "BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW TO DO THAT?!" "It's a vector space, Aaron, I don't see what you're not understanding here." "A vector WHAT" Andrew chain smokes through these. He has to start leaving the dorm because he's pretty sure the calculus is going to drive him to lung cancer.

The statistics incident gives Neil a totally reasonable grudge against statistics. He eventually gives it up, but only so he can take an elective about sports statistics, because he has exy brain worms.