AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS
”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
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Here are the official team cards for this year's Art Fight! Fill them out & post them on social media or in the #target-hunting channel on our Discord server. What team will you be on?!
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New Chosen By Floods Page!
Start from beginning : read this page : follow my main account
Chosen By Floods is a fantasy adventure comic where 23-year old bounty hunter Melony is confronted with the magical truth after a commission gone wrong. Melony has to deal with false prophecies and supposably late friends from the past.
Updates on Monday and Friday
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My sona in Trans outfit!! YIPPE
This outift was mainly made for the little event on UNVALE!! So if youd like u can see me there too :3
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kids these days are spending too much time modifying their reproductive organs into intriguing shapes and giving them bright colors and other pollinator-attracting qualities. back in my day we simply put many spores into a wind or water current and were happy if they made it a quarter mile..... didnt bother with any of that stuff. i remember when we would all take root in a wet patch and throw our spores around, but have you been to a wet patch recently? its disgusting, is what it is
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guy
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lesbians and catholic guilt metaphors..? sign me up babey. still a WIP
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Spaceship commission ✨ Do you ever imagine yourself in a sci-fi world? Remember you can DM me for work info.
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Bobby my beloved
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hello my candy coated darling
twas supposed to be pride randy
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The vessel slayer
Since the new doom game is coming out I decided to make a lil hk drawing with the funny doom guy
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This was originally meant to be a drawing for Inktober but I didn't get around to making it. So I decided to turn it into a full piece, and I'm a lot happier with how it turned out.
(this was the original sketch)
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columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world
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Old drawings by Hollow Knight
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reblogging this bc I posted it kinda late yesterday
A Garden of Death
the finished piece of pure vessel! aka, my favorite character. I was really trying to practice with environments with this one so I hope you guys like it <3333
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for drawing fat it's really similar between genders. As for drawing fat itself a few tips I have are
- remember gravity, fat will sag
- arms and legs have fat built up on them too! not just the torso
- studying fat and different body types really helps
dose anybody have any tips on drawing fat men? i always struggle with it :(
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A Garden of Death
the finished piece of pure vessel! aka, my favorite character. I was really trying to practice with environments with this one so I hope you guys like it <3333
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