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Musical Farts

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Guys who are startled awake by the sound of their own fart. Their friends in the dorm they share laugh when they notice that the loud noise coming out of their friend's butt was so loud that it made him wake up abruptly.

They stop laughing as soon as the stench hits them.

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Alarm fart

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YourFriendKevin on NAILED! By Michael Henry

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Favorite Post-Burp Reactions - Part 1

Like I’ve said, part of what makes writing kink fic fun isn’t just the actual kink oriented things but the before and after.  I’ve made a post about the ‘before’ but I don’t THINK I did any with the after.  And if I did, whatever, I’m nothing if not freakin’ repetitive.  ‘XD

SO!  That said, here are some of my general all time favorite responses from a character who just let out a deafening belch and some of the scenarios around it.  For this first one, we’ll focus on the more well-manner and embarrassing situations because those are always adorable and funny in a mean and humiliating sorta way.  :P

Well-mannered lad in embarrassing situation:

- (burps loudly and unexpectedly around someone he’s quite fond of, then blushes profusely) “O-Oh, my Goodness!  E-Excuse me!”

- (opens his mouth to reply to someone, but belches loudly instead, so he immediately covers mouth with embarrassment)  “Gosh, I-I’m so sorry…!”

- (casually enjoying his meal well enough, but something isn’t sitting well and he’s caught off guard and stunned silent with wide-eyes after accidentally letting out a HUGE belch out of nowhere) “……Mph….Pardon me…”

- (is in the middle of chastising a friend for their lack of table manners, then proceeds to accidentally let out an even louder belch mid-sentence, then just stands there speechless for a moment)  “…….N-nevermind…”

- (is well mannered enough to stifle his burps, but finds himself strained and burping repeatedly into his fist, the sound muffled and puffing out his cheeks each time as they reverberate within his mouth, leaving him grunting with discomfort and slightly flushed in the cheeks) “Mph, sorry.  Man, I really don’t know why I’m so gassy all of the sudden…?”

- (drank a soda way too fast and is feeling way too many bubbles in his tummy, but he tries to hold it back as best he can, but try as he might, he eventually can’t hold it back anymore and lets out a MASSIVE, floor rattling belch…in front of several people, then promptly shrinks in his seat, face red as a rose when all eyes are on him)  “…Eh h-heh…s-sorry about that…I’ll, umm…I’ll go in the corner and die now…”

- (went a little too overboard during lunch and is left stuffed and engorged, sitting back in his seat with a surprisingly bloated stomach, leaving them feeling heavy and uncomfortable) “…Oof, oh jeez, I really overdid it, didn’t I…” (then, they feel a gurgling in their belly and because they aren’t used to being this stuffed, they don’t think to hold back when a large, rumbling belch erupts from his throat, and when it ends, he smiles nervously and sheepishly scratches the back of his head)  “…Eh…h-heh…s-sorry about that…”

- (has the hiccups and is hiccuping repeatedly until he’s told he needs to burp to ease the pressure, and so he, begrudgingly, slugs down a soda, and lets out a big burp, blushing immediately after with embarrassment) “Urgh, that was so gross…*HIC!*…and it didn’t even-*HIC-URRRRRP!*-mph, work…!!”

- (is stuffed to the gills and privately having his bloated belly rubbed by someone he’s quite fond of, but in the process, his stomach muscles relax and a loud, guttural belch erupts from his throat mid-rub, making him clamp a hand over his mouth and look back at his lover mortified)  “…Oh my God, excuse me!!”  (but then his partner laughs, continues rubbing his belly and tells him that just means the rubbing is working, and for kicks and giggles, kneads firmly to work up an even larger belch out of him, which makes his face blush that much harder)  “Mph, I hate to admit it, but…that DOES feel a little b-better actually…”

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so, burps in general are pretty hot, right?

what really gets me off is uncontrollable burps — the kind that you can tell are erupting from a full, taut, gurgling gut pushed to its limits. those are the hollow, bubbly belches that you can tell are forced out only by those poor, overstretched tummy muscles, desperate to reduce the growing pressure inside.

i especially love how they catch the person off guard almost every time — how there’s always a hint of audible surprise when all that gas loudly forces it’s way up. And these wonderful burps are usually accompanied by groans and whines that are genuine to an unmistakably bloated, gassy, gurgling belly.

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Burping Kink Scenarios 3

(Sorry if any of these are repeats)

-Waiting until someone leaves to let out a huge belch that’s been making then miserable, only for the other person to come back in because they forgot something

     - “Oh… I thought you’d left… um… excuse me?”

-Holding a small burp in because they’re in a situation where it would be inappropriate/ they would be embarrassed, and as time goes on, it builds up until the feeling is almost unbearable

-Motion sickness burps. Maybe they’ve been eating greasy fair food all day, and going on some kind of spinning ride stirs everything up. They try drinking some cold soda to calm it down, and end up letting out a lot of long, queasy, helpless burps as they walk around the park with their friends

-Being proud of a really impressive natural belch. They didn’t even mean to do it, but they’re thrilled that it happened. They want everyone within earshot to acknowledge what a feat it was

-A character who’s had a few too many beers letting them out with no concern in the middle of a bar/party. Bonus points if it’s someone who would usually never be that rude, but their stomach feels so full from all of the carbonation/liquid and their mind is too muddled to think about anything other than relieving the pressure

-Eating a big meal at a restaurant and then having to get directly onto public transportation (like a subway or a bus). The motion unsettles the trapped air in their stomach, so despite being surrounded by people, they can’t help but let it out. People glare at them, but all they can do is apologize and duck their head

     -Made even worse if it’s during rush hour or something where people are packed like sardines

     -For characters who don’t really have any shame, they’ll just let them fly right in the middle of the train/bus without caring at all. If anyone gives them a dirty look, they’ll just look at them like “the fuck are you gonna do about it?”

-Similar to the one above, having eaten/drank a lot (or just being bloated in general) and having to take an elevator with a friend or a stranger, only for it to get stuck. They really don’t want to start burping, but it takes two hours to get it moving again, and they can’t hold it in for that long. The apologize profusely but they can’t stop more from coming up

     -Maybe they’re in the office building where they work, and the other person is their superior who they desperately want to respect them (this one’s evil, I’m sorry)

     -Or maybe they’re the type of person who holds in a burp specifically to let it out on the elevator, just because they know it’s a confined space and they think it’s funny to subject their friends or even complete strangers to it. If they get mad, they’ll just laugh and do it again

- Nauseous burping brought on by smoking/vaping too much, or sucking down too much air in the process. Maybe their on smoke break at work, standing outside the building, and end up catching the attention of people walking by on the sidewalk

     -Also, burping fits brought on by taking an extra large bong hit. They hold it in too long and end up coughing before they can properly exhale everything, making them swallow a lot of air. They end up burping uncontrollably for the rest of the sesh, with each consecutive hit making it worse

-Ordering an extra large soda on a hot day and bringing it home with them. They sit down with it to work at the computer, and end up sucking the entire thing down in record time without even thinking about it. Burps start rushing out one after the other, and they’re just sitting there trying to focus while rubbing their stomach and letting out strings of long belches into their fist

-Being stuffed beyond the point of comfort, and drinking an entire bottle of soda directly afterwards. They can’t control the huge, deep burps that get dragged up from their stomach afterwards, and it’s so relieving that they don’t want to

     -Just having eaten a ton in general and feeling like they’re too full to burp. Every time they try, they can only manage a soft little hiccup burp, or feel like a bit of food is coming up into the back of their throat. Then they shift from lying down to sitting up or standing, and the food shifts around enough for a massive belch to explode out of them, leaving them feeling much lighter

-Someone you wouldn’t expect having an unbelievable talent for burping. They let a huge belch fly while hanging out with friends, and just casually excuse themself. When one of their friends points out how massive it was, they just shrug and say “They’re always like that, I don’t know why”

-A character who is normally polite being very good at burping on command and not afraid to share their skill because they’re proud of it, to the surprise of everyone that knows them

     -Or just a normally polite character letting out a surprisingly large belch in general, but instead of apologizing or being embarrassed (as everyone expects), they say they’re “too proud of that one to not own it”

-Someone burping on command to amuse themself or show off to their friends, only for all of the air they swallowed to end up getting stuck. It ends up getting unstuck later at an inappropriate time, such as a date or a meeting, or in the middle of a class

-A shameless character filming prank videos of them belching as loudly as possible in socially unacceptable places, to the point of getting kicked out or even starting a fight

      -Also burping in random people’s faces and running away as fast as possible

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something about belching with a mouth full of food is disgustingly hot

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Guys releasing bursts of bubbling gas into the water and laughing as the bubbles pop one after the other and release a wave of stench that makes their friends' faces contort in disgust.

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I realized lately how much I like bed farts. There’s something about a person lazing around and letting loose in the comfort and privacy of their bedroom that really gets me going. Like someone returning to their room after a long day, stripping down to their underwear, and lying on their stomach while they read a book or scroll through their phone. All the while they’re letting out the day’s built up gas, everything from little toots to loud rips, sighing or moaning in relief after each one; it feels so damn good to let it out. Maybe they even start to get a little turned on too, who knows, but they’re in the perfect place to take care of it. 😏

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Jon Snow: Gassy Tent

The blizzard raged outside, snow piling against the thin fabric of the tent. Inside? A very different kind of storm was brewing.

Jon sat cross-legged, cloak tossed aside, rubbing his stomach with that same stoic, brooding look he always wore — except… there was a hint of amusement lurking in his icy gaze.

Sam coughed. — "Jon... was it really necessary to eat… all of it? The beans, the smoked fish... and... the eggs?"

Jon tilted his head, completely unfazed. — "A man has to eat. Besides... it’s efficient."

Without warning, Jon shifted his weight slightly to one side.

“PFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT” — a deep, volcanic eruption rumbled from him, filling the tent with a horrifying, warm wave of stench that hit Sam like a physical slap.

— "Seven hells!" Sam gagged, waving his hands desperately. — "Jon… it’s... it’s unbearable!"

Jon exhaled slowly, cold breath misting in the air. — "It’s natural. You’ll survive." His tone was calm, disturbingly casual.

Sam buried his face in his scarf. — "Jon... it smells like a White Walker died in here."

A low, ominous gurgle echoed from Jon’s gut again. He tapped it, eyes narrowing slightly as if analyzing incoming artillery fire.

“BRRRRRRRRRT-PPPPPFFFFFTTT-PRRRRRRTTTT” — an absolutely relentless combo, shaking the tent poles, followed by an insidious warmth that spread like a cursed fog.

Sam collapsed sideways. — "I… I think... I’m hallucinating..." His glasses fogged instantly from the sheer humidity of Jon’s biological assault.

Jon chuckled. — "Snowstorm out there. Gas storm in here. One way or another, we’re trapped."

Sam crawled desperately toward the tent’s entrance, tugging at the zipper — still jammed. He whimpered. — "No... please... not like this... this is worse than fighting the Free Folk."

Jon stood slowly, towering over Sam like a shadow of doom. Hands on hips, his face dead serious. Another massive rumble. Jon casually adjusted his stance.

“PPPPFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT-BRBBBRRRTT” — long, cruel, dragging, leaving no mercy behind.

Sam coughed so hard he nearly fell forward. — "Jon... you’re a weapon... a living gassy weapon..."

Jon’s lips curled into the faintest smirk. — "A man protects his own. Winter is coming. I'll keep us warm, I can ensure you. I have enough gas to blow up the Sept of Baelor again, with just a spark of fire and methane… lots of methane."

Sam and Jon smiled through the snow, the darkness and the stench.

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what do you like most about male burps and farts? ?

what is the best thing a guy can say or do before or after passing gas? (in your opinion)

Great question, anon! This is a subject I could write and think about for hours on end! But since I imagine I'll still talk about it a lot on this blog, I'll just say what's been on my mind the most at the moment... and that would be the need for a guy to make physical contact with you before letting out a smelly fart or powerful belch.

It could be that hot straight friend of yours who feels his gas bubble inside him just as you're about to get up to get a glass of water. He then warns you and puts his arm on your shoulders to bring you closer to him so you two can smell it together as he belches his demons out, like true best friends would do.

Or a roommate who insists on leaving his room, going into yours, sitting on your bed next to you while you're watching a series just to say: "Dude, this is a big one, pull my finger! Trust me!" And you, like a good friend, obey, even though you know you'll be rewarded with a methane explosion as you see him slightly lift one of his buttocks.

Or they just don't say anything. You two are sitting side by side, playing with your phone, waiting for an appointment in an empty room or something. He feels a swirl of gas in his stomach. He pulls your head close to his crotch, releases a blast of rot wind right in your face, and then lets you go, going back to playing with his phone without saying a word. The fact that he insists on you being near him (or rather, his ass) drives me crazy!

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hi! I just finished reading your story "gassy jon snow" and loved it! your writing is very captivating and it felt like the real TV series! I've been a game of thrones fan since the series came out and I've always thought kit harington was a real hottie (british men have that effect on me, I guess).

anyway, I found myself wondering how jon snow would act when he had to release large amounts of gas after eating those huge feasts in the night's watch and surprisingly I don't think he would hide it as much as some might think.

I believe he would maintain the serious, calm, serene, and even a little thoughtful style that you described in your story… he would release toxic gases and perhaps not even realize that this could affect the sleep of his comrades in battle… maybe he would spend so much time thinking about how to protect the north that he wouldn't even notice sam suffering from the terrible stench he himself produced.

and if any friend were to make fun of him for it, he would give that somewhat shy and subtle smile, and say something like "a man protects himself with the weapons he has, whether they are made of wood, steel or… gas" or "a true warrior does not hide who he is inside from his most loyal friends, even if it means sharing his stink"

Seven hells, anon! This is amazing! I'm so glad you liked it! It even inspired me a little to post a part two maybe… Anyway, I agree. If farting were a spectrum, I doubt Jon Snow would be on either end.

He wouldn't be the kind of man who takes complete pride and pleasure in watching others suffer from the stench released from his butt, but I also don't think he'd be the shy and insecure guy who feels super guilty about letting a little fart out. I think he'd be somewhat polite overall compared to other soldiers, but around those he trusts the most, he might not see a problem with farting grotesquely or burping after a good glass of wine.

I don't think he'd make fun of the strong odor or the sound, I think he'd just release his inner demons without saying a word while eating his meal and reading a letter brought by a raven from some important lord or something. Unless, of course, one of his friends made a sarcastic comment about it, complaining about the stench. In that case, maybe Jon Snow would feel free enough to make fun of it too, or even fart more.

It would be interesting to read more about this. Robb Stark is another character who I think would be more daring when it comes to gassing the whole place. And please send me more ideas or questions! I would love to talk to and meet more people on my blog, even if they send them anonymously.

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Casual slobbiness. Someone that rips the sloppiest, nastiest, wettest, bubbliest, grossest farts imaginable as if it was nothing. No change in facial expression, they didn't force it out at all, just let it slip out on it's own. They don't bring any attention to it at all afterwards.

And if you ask them about it they'll say it was "just a fart, no big deal" while the air around them is nearly unbreathable from the stench.

And they do this constantly, no matter the setting they're in and with little regard for anyone around.

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That is why I love redhead guys! They're so fucking gassy all the time!

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His voice and his burps 😳